the hell are you on girl [adri]

CA: heheh i'm afraid to say that since that ast time we talked i havent been in any lfe threatening moments- well besides a nasty case of verheating
CA: / last* overheating*
CA: but we all know your interest is with the more blody of cases- which are thankfully not a thing right now
CA: how about our great vigilante finn? you doing alright?

CA: hahah- congrats on that!
CA: ive heard nothing but good things for that shw- man i realy utta watch it- but i got prblems cmmiting to tv shws.
CA: and o's today- not even gonna fix thse
CA: anyhow i'm sure ill eventually fold under the demands of watching it r forfeiting my life- frends are so nice eh?
CA: / or* friends*
CA: and thats pretty otimistc of you finn- no really it is- who are yu and what have you done with my friend?
CA: just playing of course <3
CA: speaking of laying my life may get meaning again son with this upcoming beta
CA: it's gonna be perfect i knw it

CA: swoooooon- all the ladies they are yours- maybe not just the ladies hahah!
CA: thugh i'm sure youl get to be a hero one way or anther- maybe nt in the way yu would like but everynes got it in em.
CA: point goes to the cheesy optimist- who will kee the heart there because its probably safer there than in her chest.
CA: and lemme edumacate yu on this beta- whch is probably 90 percent magic
CA: / you* which*
CA: a beta is like a release befre the roduct got all of it's glitter on it- helps t test for any bugs inconsistencies or problems in it- and gets peole pretty hype abut it
CA: / before* product* to* about*
CA: its for an ucoming video game called SBURB- they say its sme next gen shit- and it WILL rock your world.
CA: if you're interested in it ill sign you up t be a tester and get a coy :)
CA: / copy*

CA: i think your tite from nw on is going to be finn the lifesaver- and while everyne thinks about your heroism i'll be giggling abut rainbw coloured candies
CA: / title* now* everyone*
CA: and geez i think you have less faith in me than i have in mself which is saying something!
CA: i can still feel things just dnt know about that ain thing you 'humans' do haha- so no laughing fr you.
CA: / don't* pain*
CA: and that is such an awful simlification of games that im actually hurt- your mrtal pain hurts so much- agony!
CA: games can be about more than shooting things- ike i don't think SBURB is going to be a shoter- i mean doesnt have the two letters in its name needed for it now a days- m and w or rhyme with coddern pourfare
CA: if yu layed games you wudlve caught that sick burn right there- hehe.
CA: / you* played* would've*
CA: but that's a little hypocritical of yu- mr 'watching things is a step in the direction of badass'
CA: games are at least directy involving their players
CA: i've decided- im signing you up and yu can't sto me- youll thank me later for sure :)

CA: woof woof ;D
CA: and ice might be a bit better for thse of the sickest of burns- srry i had to school yu- haha.
CA: / those* sorry* you*
CA: and please exlain to me how SHOOTING GUNS is not relevant to yur life right now?
CA: as fr your choice in this...

-- cognizantAnalgesia [CA] sent the following file: download.sburbbeta.com/users000003/action=confirm/ WelcomeToTheBeta_Finn_Innigan.pdf --

CA: the activation codes shuld be in there- oh and the dscs are on their way- paid fr by yours truly.
CA: it was a god thing you gave me yur address!
CA: / good* your*
CA: we'll have to play together and get sme of our friend in on it- im sure everyonell have fun- even proud guy livesavers

CA: hopefully yu don't get eaten by any f the waves of polar bears that just sorta exist up here- being all wild and cold and ehish i guess
CA: bite yur icicle ass right ff
CA: / your* off*
CA: and this game will not 'blw'- if it does yu got every right to go awe inspiring fit worthy of the title apeshit and after fllowing your lead i will bite off another finger to tye even better.
CA: / blow* you* type*
CA: and dont mention it- cnsider it a birthday gift because your imossible to shp for.
CA: anyhow im sure you'll love this lifesavers- i got your two favourite peole in the world laying- not including me of course
CA: / people* playing*
CA: the lovely lexi and shes gonna be getting our precius mimi up in it. <3
CA: time for celebration eh?

CA: hahah what a lame pun!- i think you may have just lst some cool points there lifesaver.
CA: and yea i dn't think so either cause three missing fingers wuld be kinda rugh- so ya no matching me on that please
CA: / don't* would* rough*
CA: i never knew you were int extreme sports like ciff jumping!- you and my godbro would totaly hit it off then haha
CA: but you can't seriously be trying to cnvince me you hate them- nope nt falling for it- not with adorable little pet names like those!
CA: i think yu liiiiiiiike them ;)