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Post by lofora on Jul 10, 2012 17:23:28 GMT -6
==> Lofora: Need to be entertained.
You are really fucking bored. You've quickly run out of things to do. You have literally no idea what you're going to do, so you just kind of started to walk. You've been everywhere, you practically have a map in your head of the meteor's layout. A really blurry, wrinkled, ripped one. Point is, you know enough where you're going to get back, and that's okay with you. You enter a particularly acoustically-capable hall, and you don't need to raise your voice to make it heard. Which is good, because you wouldn't anyway.
[/center] LOFORA: ✯ yy∞, aanyy∞nee hheeree?
LOFORA: ✯ ffuuckiin b∞reed aas shhiit, naawmsaayyiin?
LOFORA: ✯ g∞gdaamn.
Of course, nobody's going to hear you. That would be ridiculous.
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Post by veraxe on Jul 10, 2012 17:33:17 GMT -6
==> Veraxe: spy
You are the FURTHEST THING FROM BORED, because you have, UTTERLY ARBITRARY, CLEVERLY FOLLOWED one of the other trolls. You think it's one of the highbloods or something. You DO NOT PARTICULARLY CARE. You note to your satisfaction that HIS HONOURABLE TYRANNY would likely approve of your EXPERT-LEVEL SNEAKFU.
Oh, wait, you killed him. Somehow you keep forgetting that.
Either way, you've been tracking this troll quite successfully for the past little while. If you needed to CORPSIFICATE her, you could've done so several times already. This gives you INTENSE PERSONAL SATISFACTION. When they ask if anyone's here, you figure it's TOO GOOD AN OPPORTUNITY FOR AN EXCELLENT ONE-LINER to pass up.
[/center] VERAXE: Witty one-liner: What, you didn't notice me?
VERAXE: Satisfied elaboration: I admit, I make for quiet company.
You SLIP OUT OF THE SHADOWS, a SLIGHTLY SATISFIED grin on your face.
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Post by lofora on Jul 10, 2012 17:42:05 GMT -6
==> Lofora: WHAT.
You jump. Literally. And get some SUPER RAD AIRTIME while you're at it, spinning to face her. Once you realize what you did, you bend, laughing, putting your hands on your knees.
[/center] LOFORA: ✯ jeeguus shhiit, yy∞uu'ree thhee creeeepiieest ffuuckeer ii kn∞w.
LOFORA: ✯ n∞ ∞ffffeensee, buut ff∞r reeaal thh∞uughh.
LOFORA: ✯ naahh, iin aa g∞∞d waayy, thh∞uughh.
LOFORA: ✯ truust.
LOFORA: ✯ suup?
Gog.
Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn.
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Post by veraxe on Jul 10, 2012 17:51:22 GMT -6
==> Veraxe: SMILE ROGUISHLY
you don your MOST ROGUISH SMILE. Well, at least the troll can laugh at herself. That's a plus.
You do so enjoy the little things. Like making someone catapault ten feet into the air like an animated tiger on crack. [/center] VERAXE: Amused response: Until just now, I was following you.
Sarcastic caution: You might want to watch out a little more.
Dismissive warning: You never know what sort of nasty things are crawling around on this rock.
The truth is, VERY LITTLE IS UP.
Very little is ever up with you, since killing is GENERALLY FROWNED UPON in a race with twelve living members, and killing is sort of your whole deal.
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Post by lofora on Jul 10, 2012 18:05:30 GMT -6
==> Lofora: Try it out.
You frown a bit. That smile is much too... You're not sure. But it feels like something you should do more often, and something she should just kind of not do. Though, you know, you guess it might be her thing.
[/center] LOFORA: ✯ uuhhhh...
LOFORA: ✯ weeiirdeed ∞uut quueestii∞n hheehh: uuhh, iis thheeree aa thhiing ii shh∞uuld bee w∞rriieed aab∞uut?
LOFORA: ✯ 'cuuz uuhh, ii meeaan-
LOFORA: ✯ shhiit.
LOFORA: ✯ uuhh... eequuaallyy weeiirdeed ∞uut... seenteencee: cuuz ii d∞n't kn∞w ∞ff aanyythhiing thhaat w∞uuld, uuhh, bee naastyy, ∞r whhaateeveer.
Seriously though.
Gog.
Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn.
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Post by veraxe on Jul 10, 2012 18:14:03 GMT -6
==> Veraxe: amuse yourself
You can kind of be a dick sometimes. [/center] VERAXE: Dark humour: Well there's this one troll covered in white face paint.
VERAXE: Lewd observation: The one whose genetic material you've been swilling.
VERAXE: Casual addendum: Unless I'm mistaken.
You laugh a little and idly wonder what her name is. You never bothered learning most of their names. You were taught not to. After all, an EXECUTOR'S VOCATIONAL PURSUITS are hardly made easier by personal attachment. You like your ARTERIAL BLOOD PUMPER to remain COMFORTABLY NEUTRAL.
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Post by lofora on Jul 10, 2012 18:22:31 GMT -6
==> Lofora: Oh she did not.
She did. You just kinda... Look at her.
[/center] LOFORA: ✯ yy∞.
LOFORA: ✯ n∞t c∞∞l, duudeer.
LOFORA: ✯ reeaal taalk, thh∞uughh.
LOFORA: ✯ mee aand caaeegaar aaree tiighht, ii d∞n't g∞ttaa w∞rryy aab∞uut shhiit wiithh hheer, aaiighht?
LOFORA: ✯ aand, yy∞, hh∞w aab∞uut yy∞uu, uuhh, n∞t taalk aab∞uut geeneetiic maateeriiaal?
LOFORA: ✯ liikee, n∞t g∞nnaa liiee, iit's aa biit aawkwaard.
LOFORA: ✯ caan wee geet ∞ffff thhee suubjeect?
Seriously though, why can't people just chill about you and Caegar?
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Post by veraxe on Jul 10, 2012 18:36:14 GMT -6
==> Veraxe: Fluster troll
Apparently you're one step ahead of the arrow this time. You grin. You didn't expect the poor highblood would get THAT flustered over a little CASUAL MENTION OF GENETIC FLUID EXCHANGE. [/center] VERAXE: Uninterested disregard: I was hardly implying anything that isn't readily obvious.
VERAXE: Joking inquiry: You do know she paints with blood, yes?
VERAXE: Exaggerated shudder: Even I'm not that morbid.
VERAXE: Shrugging quip: I had no idea you were so terrified of genetic fluid that the very mention set your shamebox aflame.
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Post by lofora on Jul 10, 2012 18:41:23 GMT -6
==> Lofora: Watch as this gets awkward real quick.
Fuck.
[/center] LOFORA: ✯ ∞hh. uuhh. weell. uuhh.
LOFORA: ✯ yyeeaahh, ii meeaan, iit's juust aan aalteernaatee meethh∞d ∞ff creeaatii∞n.
LOFORA: ✯ maayybee aan aavaant-gaardee styyliing ∞ff aan aaviid reecyycleer, yy∞uu d∞n't kn∞w.
LOFORA: ✯ maang, ii'm juust... shhiit, biitchhees bee triippiin ∞veer mee aand caaeegaar, reeaal taalk.
LOFORA: ✯ liikee, n∞t g∞nnaa liiee, iit's m∞st ∞ff whhaat ii hheeaar thheesee daayys.
LOFORA: ✯ ...
LOFORA: ✯ aaree wee thhaat b∞riing, c∞lleectiiveelyy?
You frown. You're kind of sad now.
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Post by veraxe on Jul 10, 2012 18:52:22 GMT -6
==> Veraxe: converse
This is actually pretty drastically unusual for you. [/center] VERAXE: Wry chuckle: Speaking as an observer, this group of trolls is roughly as interesting as watching some of Caegar's bloodpaint dry.
VERAXE: Witty postscript: And nearly as odorous.
VERAXE: Weary shrug: There's not much in the way of entertainment aboard this rock.
VERAXE: Genuine inquiry: Do you have any ideas?
VERAXE: Ribald jest: Aside from lipsmacking a clown, I mean.
You just can't HELP all the innuendo.
IT'S PRACTICALLY ALL THAT TROLL JAMES BOND EVER SAYS, AND YOU'RE BASICALLY TROLL JAMES BOND. totally troll james bond.
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Post by lofora on Jul 10, 2012 19:00:50 GMT -6
==> Lofora: Ignore ignore ignore.
Don't even pay attention to any further mentionings of Caegar. Fuck.
[/center] LOFORA: ✯ yyeeaahh, aactuuaallyy, thhaat waas preettyy wiittyy.
LOFORA: ✯ reeaal taalk yy∞uu'ree preettyy g∞∞d aat thhaat whheen yy∞uu'ree n∞t iinsiinuuaatiing iinsiinuuaatii∞ns.
LOFORA: ✯ yyeeaahh liikee thhaat duudeer aanyywaayy.
LOFORA: ✯ uuhh.
LOFORA: ✯ naaw.
LOFORA: ✯ uusuuaallyy ii juust chhiill.
LOFORA: ✯ liisteen t∞ s∞mee sweeeet tuunees.
LOFORA: ✯ wriitee s∞mee p∞eetryy.
LOFORA: ✯ buurn s∞mee p∞eetryy.
LOFORA: ✯ thhee uusuuaal.
Shrug.
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Post by veraxe on Jul 10, 2012 19:16:05 GMT -6
==> Veraxe: chill
You are an extremely chill troll.
Knowing how to CHILL, like, VERB CHILL, is another matter entirely. [/center] VERAXE: Pleased response: Thank you for the honest and devastatingly accurate summation of my razor-barbed wit.
VERAXE: Amused admittance: I'm not much of a poetry fashioner, myself.
VERAXE: Dry observation: Years of badassassination have rather poorly prepared my poetic talents.
VERAXE: Witty addition: Though I daresay I'd be a fair hand at burning poetry.
VERAXE: Dark joke: As scraps of paper don't complain nearly as much as the LAWFULLY CONDEMNED.
Ah, the good old days.
Sometimes it's nice to reminisce. If your good old lusus wasn't DEAD BY YOUR HAND which you in no way regret at all nope then you're sure he'd be overwhelmingly proud of you.
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Post by lofora on Jul 10, 2012 19:23:20 GMT -6
==> Lofora: Chill.
Check. Fuck yeah.
[/center] LOFORA: ✯ n∞ pr∞b, g∞t yy∞uur baack.
LOFORA: ✯ yyeeaahh ii'm preettyy g∞∞d aat buurniing p∞eetryy.
LOFORA: ✯ ii hhaavee l∞ts ∞ff eexpeeriieencee.
LOFORA: ✯ wriitiing iit thheen buurniing iit iis reeaallyy caathhaartiic, yy∞uu shh∞uuld tryy iit s∞meetiimee.
LOFORA: ✯ aaffteer aall, iiff iit's n∞t g∞∞d, aand yy∞uu buurn iit, n∞b∞dyy hhaas t∞ kn∞w.
LOFORA: ✯ ii'vee beeeen d∞iing thhaat ff∞r sweeeeps.
You nod, almost smiling. You could totally show her your ways. You're no pyro, but you absolutely love burning your art. It's basically the best.
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Post by veraxe on Jul 11, 2012 15:52:49 GMT -6
==> Veraxe: fail to be entirely chilled
You just can't help it you're so goddamned HOT.
oh god that pun is below even troll james bond's standards.
no one must know of this. this terrible thought shall be yours alone. [/center] VERAXE: Dubious inquiry: How exactly is one accomplished or otherwise at burning poetry?
VERAXE: Blunt observation: Doesn't it all burn in the same fashion?
VERAXE: Uncustomary apology: Sorry, I don't mean to judge or anything. I'm obviously not an expert.
There.
You can do this.
You can be nice.
See?
See all this fucking nice?
You're the nicest motherfucker this side of Caegar's nightmares.
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Post by lofora on Jul 11, 2012 16:25:09 GMT -6
==> Lofora: Grin.
You grin. You usually don't show your teeth, but you fucking love burning your art.
[/center] LOFORA: ✯ yy∞uu caan staart iin diiffffeereent plaacees.
LOFORA: ✯ thhee c∞rneers.
LOFORA: ✯ thhee miiddlee.
LOFORA: ✯ thhee siidees.
LOFORA: ✯ iit's aall iin quuiick aarm m∞veemeents.
LOFORA: ✯ aanyy∞nee caan buurn p∞eetryy.
LOFORA: ✯ buut iit taakees skiill t∞ buurn aart aartffuullyy.
LOFORA: ✯ aand d∞ yy∞uu seet iit c∞mpleeteelyy aafflaamee?
LOFORA: ✯ ∞r d∞ yy∞uu blaackeen iit?
LOFORA: ✯ ii'll aadmiit, iit's aa veeryy uundeergr∞uund, veeryy aavaant-gaardee aartff∞rm.
LOFORA: ✯ buut ∞nee w∞rthhyy ∞ff meeriit n∞neethheeleess.
You forget to mention the intense catharsis from burning the art. You always mention it, but you forget it this time. Probably because, as of late, you haven't been getting as much release as you'd like.
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