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Post by magius on Aug 4, 2012 0:53:19 GMT -6
==> uhm You aren't really sure that's the best plan of action. FAILOW: i dunno about that
FAILOW: some of them seem kind of not awful
FAILOW: maybe we could just
FAILOW: get along with them?
FAILOW: i mean
FAILOW: i dont think theyre as weak as they seem And they're already doing better in their session than your team, it seems. Although they're sort of disorganized. But maybe you can help them. FAILOW: uhm
FAILOW: so do you actually have
FAILOW: a real plan
FAILOW: like how were gonna get them all to god tier?
FAILOW: because it kinda seems like they arent ebven working together very well From, you know, the three humans you've talked to so far. You might as well be the gog damn human expert aboard this asteroid. Call you Dr. Human. Hah. |
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Post by slayer on Aug 4, 2012 18:38:29 GMT -6
==> Slaier: Explain master plan [/size][/b] You have something like that? You don't have every single step mapped out yet, but there's no reason that Failow needs to know that. You have a general idea of how things will play out, and considering the situation, you think that's more than enough.
[/justify] SLAIER: I'll consider not conquering their world, it really depends on their attitude to me moving my empire there.
SLAIER: Aside from that, they are a destructive species.
SLAIER: Not as much as we are, but they have a strange drive to become more and more deadly.
SLAIER: They know of God Tier by now, I would be shocked if they didn't race to grab that kind of power.
SLAIER: As for how I'm going to bring them here, well...
SLAIER: Let's just say I know how to open the right doors. [/spoiler] That is a very good way to say you have no fucking idea how you're going to do any of this, but you're certain you can.
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Post by magius on Aug 4, 2012 18:44:25 GMT -6
==> that was reassuring so be reassured Okay, good. At least someone has a plan. You feel a little bit more hopeful about the whole situation now. But... FAILOW: what do you thinkll happen if
FAILOW: they lose?
FAILOW: do you think everything will just stop existing?
FAILOW: or what It's something you think about a lot. More than is healthy. In fact, healthy would probably be not thinking about it at all. |
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Post by slayer on Aug 4, 2012 18:50:44 GMT -6
==> Slaier: Disapprove [/size][/b] You give Failow your most disapprovingest stare. There is no if, no maybe, no but. There is only you leading the humans to victory. Well, not you specifically, it'll take a group effort to pull your plan off, and it doesn't look like that will be happening any time soon due to more than half of your comrades being dunkasses.
[/justify] SLAIER: I'll put it this way: they can't lose.
SLAIER: The odds are actually in their favor on this one. Do you know how I know this?
SLAIER: Because fucking Jack Noir is here.
SLAIER: There's a fucking door SOMEWHERE, and they opened it and let him in.
SLAIER: Or, rather, they will open it.
SLAIER: Doors and passages are fucking important in this game, so I think it's safe to assume that the strongest of them survived. [/spoiler] |
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Post by magius on Aug 4, 2012 18:56:27 GMT -6
==> oh gog jack You just try to forget about him most of the time. He's just a disaster that's going to kill everything and you're pretty sure there's no stopping him. Unless maybe there is. But probably not. FAILOW: i dunno
FAILOW: i mean you have to look at every angle right
FAILOW: even the bad ones
FAILOW: yeah i wanna get off this rock as soon as possible
FAILOW: but what if jacks door was only one way
FAILOW: what if it wasnt even a door?
FAILOW: maybe he just has the power to jump through sessions
FAILOW: i mean
FAILOW: nothings impossible If you've learned anything, it's that. |
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Post by slayer on Aug 4, 2012 19:03:52 GMT -6
==> Slaier: Reassure once more [/size][/b] You put a hand on Failow's shoulder. You smile as reassuringly as possible, you're not quite sure how that would work since your mouth is full of deadly, deadly knives.
[/justify] SLAIER: We had a Jack in our session, do you remember?
SLAIER: Chances are that his personality doesn't change between iterations.
SLAIER: I got to know our Jack, he's a homicidal fuck, but you can reason with him.
SLAIER: If his greetstab wouldn't kill me instantly, I'd go out and talk this over with him right the fuck now, but it would so I wont.
SLAIER: Besides, if he had enough power to jump sessions at will, he'd probably have enough power to come after us a lot faster than he is now.
SLAIER: So, what I'm trying to say is; Jack is just a guy, a really powerful god like guy, but so am I, except I AM a god. [/spoiler] |
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Post by magius on Aug 4, 2012 19:11:21 GMT -6
==> not sure if thats actually reassuring It really isn't, but you'll have to settle for now. FAILOW: well
FAILOW: i guess ill just have to trust you
FAILOW: i guess things cant get much worse unless we all just die Wow that was depressing. Hopefully that doesn't happen, as much as you hate this asteroid and its dirt and possible impending doom you'd rather stay alive. You don't know what happens to dead people, and you'd rather not find out. FAILOW: i wonder how much longer well be stiuck here |
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Post by slayer on Aug 5, 2012 14:51:55 GMT -6
==> Slaier: Punch Failow in the snout to assert trustworthiness [/size][/b] You lightly jab his face. Seriously, lightly. You shrug, because that's probably the most acceptable gesture for what you have to say.
[/justify] SLAIER: Hell if I know.
SLAIER: We'll be here as long as we need to, as long as Jack is still alive.
SLAIER: But, it's not that bad, is it?
SLAIER: We have all of the equipment we need to make just about anything we could ever desire.
SLAIER: We even have some crazy contraption that appearifies food! [/spoiler] |
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Post by magius on Aug 5, 2012 19:32:34 GMT -6
==> ow hey what was that for Not that it even hurt, thankfully. You don't need a busted face right now. Or ever. FAILOW: yeah but
FAILOW: dont youi think its sort of
FAILOW: boring?
FAILOW: uhm
FAILOW: maybe boring isnbt quite the right word Maybe the endless dirt and filth is getting to you, but you really hate this place. |
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Post by slayer on Aug 5, 2012 19:41:22 GMT -6
==> Slaier: Be confused [/size][/b] You are. You scrunch your brow up a bit before responding. You're not entirely sure what the fudgeblood means.
[/justify] SLAIER: Boring?
SLAIER: As opposed to what?
SLAIER: Constantly being in fear of every tree because it might actually be someone's lusus?
SLAIER: Not knowing if the next imp would be stronger than the last?
SLAIER: Wondering how much the Black King is going to fuck you up because you prototype your devilbeast lusus?
SLAIER: There is a certain amount of comfort to be had in simplicity.
SLAIER: Besides, we can have "fun" here. I managed to create a throne room in my respiteblock, complete with a stained glass ceiling. [/spoiler] |
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Post by magius on Aug 5, 2012 19:50:18 GMT -6
==> nope its still kind of boring And there are still things to fear. Like horrible things breaking out of tubes and stalking you around the labs until you manage to kill it, and then the ensuing mess from killing it. FAILOW: i guess
FAILOW: this place is still sort of dangerous
FAILOW: and we dont know where its even going
FAILOW: or itf its going anytwhere
FAILOW: or when jacks going to come and murder all ogf us
FAILOW: or if one of us is gonna snap and kill everyone
FAILOW: or what You shut up. That rant could have gone on much longer but then you realized you were being negative again and that's not going to help anyone. |
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Post by slayer on Aug 6, 2012 18:04:26 GMT -6
==> Slaier: Contemplate trajectory of meteor [/size][/b] No. Just. No. You don't understand the type of math that would be involved in that, so you just kind of push it from your mind.
[/justify] SLAIER: Well, I can't say for sure where we're headed.
SLAIER: But I don't think Jack finding us is as big a problem as everyone seems to think.
SLAIER: We escaped from him once, no?
SLAIER: If he finds us, there's enough of us at God Tier to fight back long enough for everyone to escape.
SLAIER: So, it's not really a thing we need to worry about. [/spoiler] |
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Post by magius on Aug 6, 2012 18:52:33 GMT -6
==> nope Everything is a thing to worry about. You feel as if everything potentially causes a thread and anything can go wrong. You probably worry enough for everyone. ==> maybe you should just chill Probably. You won't of course, but you should. FAILOW: i guess youre right
FAILOW: i mean i hope youre right anyway
FAILOW: maybe we should just
FAILOW: go do something
FAILOW: so i can take my mind off of impending doom
FAILOW: for a little while
FAILOW: or something |
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