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Post by stacymcbride on Apr 14, 2012 8:56:15 GMT -6
==> FT: draw her like one of your french girls
what.
WHAT?
don't be RIDICULOUS. you don't DRAW. and if you did, you CERTAINLY WOULDN'T DRAW FRENCH GIRLS. You would draw useful things, like strifing schema. [/center] The extent to which a straight-faced stare masked by coolshades could convey sheer eye-rolling was actually pretty impressive. But then again Gail was generally impressive at pulling that sort of shit off. It was kind of her business.
gail: thats what makes you weird
gail: and i guess
gail: fine
gail: id probably hang out
gail: even without food
gail: happy
gail: jeez youre fuckin infectious
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Post by cael on Apr 14, 2012 10:04:18 GMT -6
==> Blarfharrrglgleblargbluh
Harhar, you are still free from the arrow's commands! But if you weren't, the command would probably be something along the lines of HOLD HER TO YOUR BREAST AND RAVISH HER.
You don't. You lick your lips instead. [/center] And in that instant Cael was so OVERWHELMED WITH JOY that she almost would have busted a few ear drums with her squeal, but she manged to CONTAIN HERSELF and let out a moderately obnoxious 'eeeeee' insead.
CAEL: oh my gosh really
CAEL: really really really?!?!?!
CAEL: eeeeee this is so great!!!!!!
CAEL: okay do you have pesterchum
CAEL: please tell me you have pesterchum
CAEL: because i am going to pester you so much you have NOOOOOO IDEA!!!!!!
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Post by stacymcbride on Apr 14, 2012 10:13:07 GMT -6
==> FT: make her feel like a real woman
we gonna keep up this song and dance, arrow?
Man. This arrow's almost as stubborn as this coolkid is. [/center] Gail almost immediately regretted saying that. Ugh this girl just would not stop.
gail: oh my god
gail: yes
gail: i have pesterchum
gail: i dont use it much
gail: my handles fuckthis
gail: dont go overboard with it
gail: wheres the food
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Post by cael on Apr 14, 2012 21:30:39 GMT -6
==> FA: Drag her into the bathroom and--
No. Nononononono. Bathroom sex in a not-shady establishment is where you draw the line, kay thanks.
This arrow seriously needs to shut the fluff up. [/center] Of course she wouldn't stop, derr. Stopping was for squares. Really awesome sistahs like Cael kept going 'til they dropped, and even then they did acrobatic flippin' pirouettes to keep from looking too not-awesome as they fell. And after they fell, they got up and kept on going.
Stopping was just NOT AN OPTION. Ever.
OH LOOK FOOD. Gail must have had psychic powers or something. That or just a really scary undertone that only waiters could hear.
CAEL: why am i not surprised!
CAEL: mines ferventAugmentum!
CAEL: so you know its not just some random creep pestering you haha!
CAEL: aaaaaand yay food
CAEL: oh gosh im starving
CAEL: oh by the way
CAEL: what color are your eyes?
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Post by stacymcbride on Apr 14, 2012 23:33:36 GMT -6
==> FT: say six words in a row
gettin' ahead of yourself there bub. [/center] Sigh.
And it don't stop.
Fortunately, their food came quickly enough, which was PRETTY FUCKIN' WELCOME by this point mostly because this girl was making her feel all talky and stuff and Gail didn't like it one bit. She grabbed a fork--ignoring the offered chopsticks, chopsticks were stupid--and started popping pieces of chicken in her mouth, eating not exactly quickly but ... methodically. Thoroughly.
She figured after this she wouldn't need to eat for a while, which was handy. Eating wasted a lot of time that could be spent being on your guard and strifing. Then the girl asked what color her eyes were. Gail paused while munching a piece of chicken and swallowed it. She shrugged and took off her glasses for a moment.
She slipped the glasses back on to her face and went back to her food.
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Post by cael on Apr 15, 2012 0:12:18 GMT -6
==> FA: Respond in a way that is consistent with your characterization.
Jeez finally! You proceed to do just that. [/center] She grabbed the chopsticks when her noodles came -- obviously she would take the chopsticks, chopsticks were awesome -- and fumbled with them like she always did, somehow unable to wield the things properly even though she'd used them all her life. Eventually Cael just kept the sticks pinched together and lifted up her food one noodle at a time, dealing with the rare chunk of chicken by stabbing it. She completely avoided the vegetables, going so far as to brush them off her noodles before she ate them.
And then her mouth dropped open, a half-eaten noodle dangling from her lips as she grinned at her BFFSY. Her SUPERMEGAFOXYAWESOMEHOT BFFSY.
CAEL: i am going to flip off the floppin' handle
CAEL: oh my gosh
CAEL: can i just say
CAEL: you are like
CAEL: the coolest person ever
CAEL: the
CAEL: coolest
CAEL: chickie
CAEL: ever!!!!!!
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Post by stacymcbride on Apr 15, 2012 15:02:58 GMT -6
==> FT: finish meal
way ahead of you, arrow. [/center] Gail chowed down on the chicken with something resembling relish, except it really was more of a blank stare of appraisal. Not even approval. Still, she seemed satisfied when it was done. She looked across her plate at Cael to receive an exemplary demonstration of her "chopsticks are stupid" hypothesis. She rolled her eyes, which was actually much more of a display than was customary for her.
Of course Cael couldn't see it now that Gail's glasses were back on, but shit, it wasn't Gail's responsibility to broadcast her exasperation for the universe to behold.
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Post by cael on Apr 16, 2012 19:15:42 GMT -6
==> FA: Finish meal.
But but. These chopsticks are so haaaaaard. You can't use them at all! Amd there's no way in HECK that you'll ever switch to a fork.
Gosh darn it. Why did Gail have to be such a fast eater?
Despite your apparent inability to eat more than one noodle at a time, you're over halfway done with your meal -- and seeing that Gail was already done, the flippin' speedeater, you decide to speed things up a little.
==> FA: Attempt rare and highly dangerous 5x NOODLENOM COMBO.
Oh snap. This is insane. This is legendary. You've never done anything so EXTREME in your ENTIRE LIFE.
This is it. You're going in.
==> FA: Nom those noodles.
You eat five noodles at once. You can hardly believe how incredibly AWESOME you are--
Okay yeah it wasn't that big a deal.
You finish your meal in six consecutive RARE AND HIGHLY DANGEROUS 5x NOODLENOM COMBOS. CAEL: mmmmmm that was soooooo good
CAEL: and youre very welcome!
CAEL: i only say whats true sistah!!!!!!
CAEL: aaaaaanyhoo
CAEL: ill just pay and then well get that ice cream yeah?
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Post by stacymcbride on Apr 16, 2012 19:24:57 GMT -6
==> FT: be in awe
you have never been in awe in your entire life.
noodles are not going to make you buck the trend. [/center] Gail was getting kind of impatient. She crossed her arms and tapped a finger, wondering if she wouldn't be better off just getting up and leaving. That would probably be rude, though she'd never really given a shit about that before, had she? But there was the promise of ice cream. And she did kind of like icecream.gail: yeah sure
gail: sounds like a plan
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Post by cael on Apr 16, 2012 21:00:29 GMT -6
==> FA: Continue the frienddate!
Oh gosh yes. You wish this frienddate could go on FOREVER. [/center] Cael grinned at Gail and stood up, easily balanced on her still-wheelin' skates as she patted her skirt to look for that hidden pocket. She fished out a fifty dollar bill and dropped it on the table without even bothering to look at the check; she had the prices of this place memorized, and she knew that it was more than enough. Cael was TOO AWESOME and-- okay yeah, she was just TOO FIXATED on Gail to worry about change or whatever.
Cael grinned her bubbly grin and grabbed Gail's hand, to pull her out of the restaurant and back onto the street.
CAEL: alrighty then!
CAEL: ...
CAEL: hey gail
CAEL: where dyou live anyhoo?
CAEL: maybe ill pop in sometime haha!
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Post by stacymcbride on Apr 17, 2012 10:03:57 GMT -6
==> FT: begrudgingly tolerate the frienddate
oh god fine. you figure this can't go on forever, at least. [/center] Gail watched kind of carefully as Gail overpaid for their meal. She wasn't one to judge. Gail herself made a strict rule of earning, spending, and surviving on no more than she needed: anything else was just time wastin'. Obviously, she and Cael had quite a few differences of opinion. She allowed Cael to grab her hand, somewhat resignedly, and walked out into the street. Just the ice cream.
That would be it.gail: what
gail: oh fuck
gail: is it something about pink
gail: does the dye
gail: affect your brain
gail: its just a small apartment
gail: fuck ill show you
gail: after icecream
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Post by cael on Apr 17, 2012 19:09:02 GMT -6
==> FA: Seduce her with ice cream.
Don't be silly, arrow. The only thing you'll be doing with that ice cream is LICKING IT. [/center] Differences of opinion, indeed! Cael was an avid follower of the 'do the least amount of work for the most amount of money' policy, and often delegated her work to her NUMEROUS AND VARIED UNDERLINGS. Of course, she had to bust her ass in school for years, but whatever. Anything for the moneys!
But yes. She had money and heck if she wasn't going to spend it, even if that meant overspending half the time.
Oh hey, the ice cream place. It isn't until Cael bounced on her skates and flailed her arms that she realized she was still holding Gail's hand.
Heeeeee. She wasn't about to let go, either!
CAEL: ahaha
CAEL: obviously the pink hair just makes my natural wit and charm so much more witty and charming!!!!!!
CAEL: you cant resist me admit it
CAEL: this pink hair
CAEL: it has AWESOME POWERS OF MIIIIIIND!!!!!!
CAEL: oh derp
CAEL: what kind of ice cream dyou want?
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Post by stacymcbride on Apr 19, 2012 14:07:12 GMT -6
==> FT: be seduced
That's stupid. Ice cream isn't gonna work on you. You are FAR TOO COOL to fall for some ditzy pink-haired girlychick.
Even if she is pretty hot. [/center] Gail allowed herself to be dragged around a bit longer. When Cael started flailing around like someone had lit a fire beneath her, Gail very nearly just yanked her hand out and left out of sheer annoyance.
But hey. ice cream.gail: bubblegum icecream
gail: like the pink kind
gail: yeah i got jokes
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Post by cael on Apr 20, 2012 23:13:24 GMT -6
==> FA: Lick ice cream in a seductive manner.
How could you ever possibly defile ice cream like that? That's just awful, you think! Ice cream is almost as SACRED and BEAUTIFUL as Chinese food, and that's really saying something.
Though if your tongue is out there in the open longer than it usually is, that's totally not your fault. You just really like the way the air tastes over here. [/center] Cael smirked at the coolkid -- though smirking for her was really just a kind of lopsided smile -- and bounced up to the counter, promptly ordering one (1) bubblegum and one (1) vanilla ice cream. She managed to pay somehow, despite her juggling of everything in her full hands, and she bounced right back over to Gail like a new puppy that was away from its master for a whole five minutes. Cael held out the bright pink dessert with a giggle and a thin white film on her lips.
CAEL: BAHAHAHAHAHAHA yes youre hilarious
CAEL: your jokes are the delirious biznasty sistah i cant even handle it
CAEL: but really admit it
CAEL: you want me so much you want to eat my hair color
CAEL: dont even bother arguing ms coolkid chickadee
CAEL: my natural WIT and CHARM can see right through you!!!!!!
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Post by stacymcbride on Apr 21, 2012 10:10:31 GMT -6
==> FT: blush and titter like a dainty damsel
PFFFFFFFT. you are almost amused by how stupid this arrow is being.
You take your icecream and you start eating it. You don't do this long dragged out sensual licking thing or whatever you just eat the goddamn icecream.
It's actually pretty good, though you're not used to something so sweet. [/center] Gail rolled her eyes and shrugged her shoulders, an expression that--for her, anyway--was so exaggerated that Cael ought to file it away in her memory, because it was certainly a ONE-TIME SHOW. She accepted the ice cream without comment and started licking away at it. It was pretty good.
She really wished there was a less embarrassingly stupid way to eat icecream.
gail: im a fuckin riot
gail: all the bitches know it
gail: and fine youre alright
gail: the hairs kinda cute
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