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Post by maidofhope on Nov 6, 2012 23:00:41 GMT -6
> MILLES: WOW AWKWARD. [/size][/b] You make a face.
SS: ~=^=~ I think you know what I'm talking about. ~=^=~
SS: ~=^=~ It's okay if you're not packing anything down below. ~=^=~
SS: ~=^=~ Someone will appreciate you for who you are. ~=^=~
SS: ~=^=~ A weird, gun toting, robotic mess. ~=^=~
SS: ~=^=~ :D ~=^=~
You seriously believe this is consolation. [/font] |
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Post by miitwona on Nov 6, 2012 23:11:08 GMT -6
>AETERN: BE CONFUSED [/size][/b] Down belo...oh...OH.....ohhhhhhh You quickly open up a very secret folder on your husktop. Yes. Perfect.
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AT: you are im9lying that my equi9ment is...
AT: unsatisfactory.
AT: i will correct you.
AT: [file: photo_0001.png]
AT: this was requested of me.
AT: by her im9erial condescension.
You've just sent your new friend a nude photo of yourself. It has yet to dawn on you how incredibly inappropriate and weird this action is. Oh, wait, no, there it is.
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AT: i am now regretting that.
AT: so much.
AT: Ωterminate faux 9asΩ
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Post by maidofhope on Nov 7, 2012 7:25:42 GMT -6
> MILLES: ACCEPT FILE. [/size][/b] You have no idea what this file is even going to be. You should have seen this one coming. You open it and immediately recoil in disgust, but take a second look. No, not actually half bad. You'd give him a mean seven out of ten maybe. Or a six. Something around that. At least he isn't tiny. You won't rule out completely the possibility of being something more with him, but at this point? The chances of that happening are slim to none. You delete the picture.
SS: ~=^=~ Uhh. ~=^=~
SS: ~=^=~ Right. ~=^=~
SS: ~=^=~ Thanks. ~=^=~
SS: ~=^=~ I'll make sure to frame it. ~=^=~
SS: ~=^=~ And by that I mean I just deleted it off my husktop. ~=^=~
SS: ~=^=~ So maybe I stand corrected. ~=^=~
SS: ~=^=~ Then in that case. ~=^=~
SS: ~=^=~ Why do you even need such a ridiculous gun? ~=^=~
You're starting to get bored of this one. He isn't giving you any sort of entertaining reactions. But you're now "friends" with this idiot, so you decide you're going to damn well make the most of it. And by that, you mean that after this, you're probably never going to talk to him again unless he makes the first move. Or if you're in life threatening danger and your psionics aren't working for some reason.
All in all, it's been weird so far. [/font] |
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Post by miitwona on Nov 7, 2012 8:57:14 GMT -6
>AETERN: EXPLAIN GUN [/size][/b] You hesitate for a moment. You usually lose friends quickly when you tell them why you engineered the Gun God. If you told Milles that you did it in the hopes that Her Imperial Condescension would become flushed for you, would she laugh at you like the others? You decide that she has been kind enough thus far, and so you will confess you secret.
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AT: a woman is in involved.
AT: i wanted to im9ress her.
AT: so i constructed a long range hy9er beam rifle.
AT: she did not reci9rocate.
AT: it was all very embarrassing.
AT: and de9ressing.
AT: so, i think.
AT: in some way, you were right?
AT: i may have been com9ensating for my, uh.
AT: inability to seduce women?
AT: via artillery.
AT: am i weird?
AT: Ωterminate awkwardΩ
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Post by maidofhope on Nov 7, 2012 12:16:20 GMT -6
> MILLES: DIE. [/size][/b] Of laughter! You begin laughing, holding your stomach in an attempt to finish before it starts to hurt. You're still laughing as you respond to him.
SS: ~=^=~ That is the funniest fucking thing I've heard in a long time! ~=^=~
SS: ~=^=~ People like you exist! ~=^=~
SS: ~=^=~ Yeah, you're awkward! No shit! ~=^=~
SS: ~=^=~ Oh my fucking god you're literally the weirdest! ~=^=~
SS: ~=^=~ Chicks don't dig guns. ~=^=~
SS: ~=^=~ Usually chicks are the ones supplying the guns if you know what I'm saying ~=^=~
SS: ~=^=~ Chicks dig dudes who don't build fucking hugeass guns in their honor! ~=^=~
SS: ~=^=~ I mean, the sentiment's there, but what are you trying to say? ~=^=~
SS: ~=^=~ "If you step out of line, you're getting a bullet through your head?" ~=^=~
SS: ~=^=~ Hah! Oh gosh, if anything, she might've taken that as a black solicitation! ~=^=~
That last revelation makes you laugh even harder. You fall out of your chair and continue laughing. [/font] |
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Post by miitwona on Nov 7, 2012 15:59:59 GMT -6
>AETERN: DESPAIR [/size][/b] You cannot possibly do this any harder than you already are. Your eye twitches, your mouth does some weird contortion that could be considered a super frown, this is not good. Not good at all.
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AT: but i would never hurt the condesce.
AT: will she never love me as i love her?
AT: black solicitation.
AT: i don't.
AT: oh no.
AT: what have i done.
Wait. You basically worship Her Imperial Condescension. This is a well known fact in high society. It would be impossible for Her to assume black instead of red. Milles is incorrect. You immediately feel better. Such is the mind of a soldier.
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AT: i have analyzed your assessment.
AT: determined to be false.
AT: known evidence contradicts your observation.
AT: however i know now that guns wont work.
AT: women are weird.
AT: Ωterminate assertionΩ
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Post by maidofhope on Nov 7, 2012 16:06:42 GMT -6
> MILLES: Fucking what? [/size][/b] The Condesce. He's in love with the Condesce. This keeps getting better and better!
SS: ~=^=~ You have about as much of a shot with her as Troll Aaron Carter does with coming back to relevance. ~=^=~
SS: ~=^=~ What is this "evidence", then? ~=^=~
SS: ~=^=~ Does the gun shoot little red hearts? ~=^=~
This guy, man. This guy. [/font] |
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Post by miitwona on Nov 7, 2012 16:15:50 GMT -6
>AETERN: BE IN DENIAL [/size][/b] To be in denial would be to accept that Her Imperial Condescension will never love you. You cannot do this. Your world would crumble. You briefly think back on all of your encounters with Her Imperial Condescension. They have all ended in her laughing at you, or her throwing you back into the water, or her physically harming you. She's just troll tsundere...right?
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AT: but i am of the same blood caste.
AT: i know a yellowblood such as yourself.
AT: cannot comprehend this.
AT: but it is the truth.
AT: also, the idea behind the gun was something like.
AT: a statue in her honor.
AT: "i love you so much that i built a gun to kill all of your enemies."
AT: i would be such a good matesprit.
AT: evidence.
AT: i meet with her im9erial condescension several times a month.
AT: granted she attacks me with glee.
AT: but i believe she is...
AT: troll tsundere.
AT: Ωterminate evidenceΩ
Yes, that'll show her! You are a very good speaker.
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Post by maidofhope on Nov 7, 2012 16:20:37 GMT -6
> MILLES: CANNOT [/size][/b] YOU ABSOLUTELY CAN'T. YOU BEGIN LAUGHING ONCE MORE.
SS: ~=^=~ What king of sopor are you fucking chomping on!? ~=^=~
SS: ~=^=~ Are you honestly that much in denial!? ~=^=~
SS: ~=^=~ I'm saying this as a friend. ~=^=~
SS: ~=^=~ You have no chance ever and will never ever have a chance ever. ~=^=~
SS: ~=^=~ She attacks you because she probably thinks you're an idiot! ~=^=~
SS: ~=^=~ I cannot believe what I am reading, seriously. ~=^=~
SS: ~=^=~ Oh my god. ~=^=~
You lay your head down on your desk. You're laughing too hard for this world. You make a fist with your right hand and pound the desk's surface a couple times. You're glad this guy creeped on you! This is hilarious! [/font] |
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Post by miitwona on Nov 7, 2012 16:28:06 GMT -6
>AETERN: CONTINUE TO BE IN DENIAL [/size][/b] Stop that. You are not in denial. You begin to doubt yourself. The feeling only lasts a few moments, but the aftertaste may never leave you. You have never been wrong, not to your knowledge. If you were wrong now, it would probably kill you. You mean that in a very literal sense. You resolve to lock this issue away and never bring it out again. The Condesce will love you, it's just a matter of time.
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AT: we are going to change to9ics now.
AT: the focus has been on me for too long.
AT: i know i am a highblood.
AT: but contain yourself.
AT: requesting clarification of strife specibus.
AT: yours that is.
AT: Ωterminate assertivenessΩ
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Post by maidofhope on Nov 7, 2012 16:35:56 GMT -6
> MILLES: OH GOD [/size][/b] This is still way too funny for you. You wipe some tears from your face.
SS: ~=^=~ It's hard to contain myself while simultaneously laughing my ass off! ~=^=~
SS: ~=^=~ I swear it's hard to breathe. ~=^=~
SS: ~=^=~ Whatever floats your boat, guy. ~=^=~
SS: ~=^=~ Grenades. ~=^=~
SS: ~=^=~ And I have fucking psionics. ~=^=~
SS: ~=^=~ Together I think they're pretty good at wreaking destructive havoc. ~=^=~
SS: ~=^=~ Though usually I just fuck with people! :D ~=^=~
You adjust your hair, making sure it's not ruined. And by "adjust", you mean with your psionics. They're very good at fixing hair. [/font] |
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Post by miitwona on Nov 7, 2012 16:58:49 GMT -6
>AETERN: BE SMUG [/size][/b] Grenades. Haha. Wheezing noises that could easily be mistaken for laughter escape your tight scowl of amusement.
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AT: why grenades.
AT: you have the high ground.
AT: i wish to know your logic.
AT: also your effective 9sionic range.
AT: to determine the level of threat you 9ose to me.
AT: and to my beloved.
AT: Ωterminate disappointmentΩ
Smoothe.
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Post by maidofhope on Nov 7, 2012 18:54:33 GMT -6
> MILLES: Sigh. [/size][/b] Must you explain everything to this guy? Aren't tyrians supposed to be smart?
SS: ~=^=~ Because when I throw the grenades, bitches won't have time to throw them back. ~=^=~
SS: ~=^=~ Besides, I like the boom. ;) ~=^=~
SS: ~=^=~ My range is I don't fucking know, far I guess. ~=^=~
SS: ~=^=~ Why would I do anything to you? ~=^=~
SS: ~=^=~ I mean I suppose I could make you trip right in front of her or something for shits and giggles. ~=^=~
SS: ~=^=~ But I'd have to be able to see you making a fool of yourself. ~=^=~
SS: ~=^=~ So, in short, stop being so fucking paranoid. ~=^=~
Oh, right. This is why you didn't want to talk to him. You remember now. [/font] |
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Post by miitwona on Nov 7, 2012 19:22:53 GMT -6
>AETERN: PRAISE [/size][/b] The painful, painful laughwheezing continues. The corner of your mouth dares to begin rising into a crooked smile. A thin line of tyrian blood trickles from the wound made by your piercing's being jostled upward.
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AT: would you really do that?
AT: to a friend?
AT: a friend who can make there be a crater where your hive is?
AT: you will have to forgive me.
AT: i am too much of a rifle lover.
AT: i did not mean to mock your specibus.
AT: attem9ting to find common ground.
AT: do you enjoy killing things?
AT: other trolls.
AT: lusii.
AT: Ωterminate bondingΩ
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Post by maidofhope on Nov 7, 2012 19:27:20 GMT -6
> MILLES: Uh. [/size][/b] Oh, he's threatening you. That's cute.
SS: ~=^=~ Now that's what I'd call "overreacting". ~=^=~
SS: ~=^=~ Hon, you don't have a chance. I'd be doing you a favor, 'kay? ~=^=~
SS: ~=^=~ Jegus, if you're gonna get so defensive about it I'll let you chase after her for-fucking-ever. ~=^=~
SS: ~=^=~ Whatever. ~=^=~
SS: ~=^=~ Uh, I usually don't kill anyone. ~=^=~
SS: ~=^=~ Just fuck with them. ~=^=~
SS: ~=^=~ Ruin their night. ~=^=~
SS: ~=^=~ It's a lot more fun that just killing them outright. ~=^=~
You hope he says something else funny. You're starting to get bored of him. [/font] |
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