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Post by JUDE HARLOW on May 15, 2013 23:41:52 GMT -6
[style=width: 420px; background: #0b0b0b; border: 1px dashed #33141F; color: F296A1; text-align: left; padding: 10 25; font-size:10px; font-family: courier new;] kamikazeToothpick [KT] began pestering entropicInfluencer [TA] at --:-- KT: So I'm supposed to talk to you about this game or whatever the fuck it is. KT: I'm on Team Two KT: Fill me in, man |
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Post by Bree LaVonne on May 15, 2013 23:53:31 GMT -6
[style=width: 450px; background: #303030; border: 1px dashed black; color: 53868B; text-align: left; padding: 10 25; font-size:11px; font-family: courier new;]EI: imma try to sum it up like this
EI: you install that bitch
EI: and then all fuckin hell breaks loose
EI: like seriously its like inviting a jersey shore member to dinner
EI: the preparation is fine but as soon as that dumbass broad hits the chair calamity strikes
EI: entres tossed around, forks shootin through the room at mach 2
EI: except in this scenarios its fuckin meteors and shit
EI: first level- you gotta get your ass in gear in under a certain amount of time
EI: or a meteor hits and game over
EI: oh and you die irl
EI: i just saved rakos ass and now im playin hopscotch to get shit done
EI: but i had more time than her??
EI: so who knows maybe your lucky ass will have like a year before you die by meteo-apocolypse
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Post by JUDE HARLOW on May 15, 2013 23:57:08 GMT -6
[style=width: 450px; background: #0b0b0b; border: 1px dashed #33141F; color: F296A1; text-align: left; padding: 10 25; font-size:10px; font-family: courier new;]KT: So, this is just uncannily intense.
KT: Wonder-fucking-ful
KT: A'ight, I think I'm playin' with the sugar kid what the fuck do I do
KT: I have this disk
KT: Do I just throw that motherfucker in and pray?
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Post by Bree LaVonne on May 16, 2013 0:00:30 GMT -6
[style=width: 450px; background: #303030; border: 1px dashed black; color: 53868B; text-align: left; padding: 10 25; font-size:11px; font-family: courier new;]EI: yep thats p much the game plan
EI: your server player (the person whose helpin you play) will give you some machines
EI: and basically you play around with em and experiment n make cool items and shit
EI: you eventually learn how to make your little totem item which is something relatin to you?
EI: or someshit
EI: and like i dunno rako broke hers
EI: and whoosh she beat the first level
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Post by JUDE HARLOW on May 16, 2013 0:09:35 GMT -6
[style=width: 450px; background: #0b0b0b; border: 1px dashed #33141F; color: F296A1; text-align: left; padding: 10 25; font-size:10px; font-family: courier new;]KT: You should write game guides
KT: So, do I just pick my Server? Is that how that works?
KT: Does the person have to be on my team?
KT: Because if not, I choose whoever the fuck Riot is
KT: And then if so, the candy kid. Olie.
KT: And then I just break my totem thing, yeah?
KT: This game sounds easy as fuck if that's all I have to do to beat level one. Like, if Zelda was like this, then that would have been great.
KT: Instead of crawling through some hole to get some shitty sword and shield, just fucking break everything.
KT: Break Midorifuck's face and then break the tree and then break all the Spiritual Stones and then break the fourth wall and break the King of Red Panthers, because Lions are overrated.
KT: Perfect.
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Post by Bree LaVonne on May 16, 2013 0:27:44 GMT -6
[style=width: 450px; background: #303030; border: 1px dashed black; color: 53868B; text-align: left; padding: 10 25; font-size:11px; font-family: courier new;]EI: uh i dont know about picking youll have to talk to rako
EI: i think she has an order so it loops or whatever
EI: so none of us are stuck without a server player
EI: on the ticking timebomb that is our fuckin planet and all
EI: lol this shit is pretty intense isnt it
EI: i didnt even think about that
EI: i was just like well fuck lets do this shit
EI: and didnt stop to think holy shit this is just otherworldly
EI: augh fuck i gotta get back on task i cant dwell on that
EI: anyways as for the level one beating shit i cant help you
EI: if theres a level two i dont know it yet i just started level 1
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Post by JUDE HARLOW on May 16, 2013 3:15:41 GMT -6
::)[style=width: 450px; background: #0b0b0b; border: 1px dashed #33141F; color: F296A1; text-align: left; padding: 10 25; font-size:10px; font-family: courier new;]KT: All right.
KT: Let's work on camaraderie or whatever
KT: What's your name, yo?
KT: I'm Jude Harlow
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Post by Bree LaVonne on May 19, 2013 14:15:35 GMT -6
[style=width: 450px; background: #303030; border: 1px dashed black; color: 53868B; text-align: left; padding: 10 25; font-size:11px; font-family: courier new;]EI: Bree LaVonne
EI: but yeah im talkin to rako now, apparently there is a level 2
EI: for sure
EI: or well, idfk, she says shes no longer in the US
EI: or earth for that matter
EI: whatever the fuck that means
EI: im just gonna roll with it yo
EI: ill prolly meet up w/ her eventually
EI: but yeah she says shes at some place
EI: where everything echoes back or something
EI: and that there are other places with a giant ball of light in the center
EI: so whatevs im guessin we all got a different level 2
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Post by JUDE HARLOW on May 19, 2013 18:09:49 GMT -6
[style=width: 450px; background: #0b0b0b; border: 1px dashed #33141F; color: F296A1; text-align: left; padding: 10 25; font-size:10px; font-family: courier new;]KT: A'ight
KT: This sounds like one immersive motherfucker
KT: I hope my level two is cool
KT: Echoy sounds kinda weird.
KT: Like what the fuck, is it just like a really big room or something?
KT: And Riot told me she was blind how did she know about the light thing?
KT: Whatever
KT: Nice to meet you, Bree
KT: That's pronounced like the cheese, right?
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Post by Bree LaVonne on May 31, 2013 13:38:47 GMT -6
[style=width: 450px; background: #303030; border: 1px dashed black; color: 53868B; text-align: left; padding: 10 25; font-size:11px; font-family: courier new;]EI: i cant really tell you how she knows this shit
EI: sometimes its like shes talking to other people
EI: or getting information from somewhere
EI: but i am too busy dodging meteors to ask
EI: shits gettin hotter than the fuckin irons
EI: iron aint got nothin on this blaze
EI: and yeah im bree like the cheese
EI: fandom secret i was named after cheese
EI: thats a lie by the way i think my parents wanted a girl
EI: im tryin to think of some advice i could give while youre gettin in
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Post by JUDE HARLOW on May 31, 2013 16:02:20 GMT -6
[style=width: 450px; background: #0b0b0b; border: 1px dashed #33141F; color: F296A1; text-align: left; padding: 10 25; font-size: 12px; font-family: courier new;]KT: Whatever works, guy.
KT: If I'm just doin' the same shit you and Raks already did (and plus I get extra time?) then this shouldn't be too tough
KT: Maybe they're giving me extra time on account of my lack of knowledge, though
KT: Wait, they? Who the fuck am I referring to all of the sudden?
KT: Whatever.
KT: I've been talkin' to this guy, Riot
KT: He's been giving me a few tips and then there's this Olie kid and I'm gonna hang out with him eventually, so- wicked.
KT: He's on the team right?
KT: Look at me, I'm rambling
KT: Keep thinkin' on those tips while I muse on what to jabber on about next.
KT: I'm thinking timely seasonal dishes for the Missus
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