THIS DOESN'T MEAN ANYTHING [alex]

[alexander]

ZA: Is it Finn then?
ZA: Most of us aren't really assholes.
ZA: Just Finn and Lexi for the most part.
ZA: Or maybe Mori.
ZA: Ew.
ZA: Wait.
ZA: You love him?
ZA: Perhaps there is more to this?
ZA: Do you have feelings for your friend?

[anguis]

NA: It issn't Finn or Mori.
NA: I guessss there'ss nothing to worry about then.
NA: Yeah.
NA: Of coursse I love him.
NA: What?
NA: Ew.
NA: No.
NA: He'ss my moirail.
NA: I've been doing a lot of ressearch on your human internet.
NA: And although love iss apparently a word that coverss a lot of emotionss.
NA: It sseemed accurate for the pale quadrant.
NA: Sso I've been ussing it for that.

[alexander]

ZA: I suppose that makes sense.
ZA: So who is your moirail anyway?
ZA: As you do sound genuinely concerned for him.
ZA: Also, which human does he like?

[anguis]

NA: Adoniss.
NA: ssolarApothecary.
NA: I sswear to gog if you tell him that I ssaid anything I will.
NA: Do ssomething really bad.
NA: That iss not ssomething I can tell you.
NA: It'ss hiss bussinessss.
NA: If it wass anyone elsse I wouldn't care.
NA: But.
NA: You know.
NA: Sso.
NA: I can't help but wonder if there are more.
NA: Interracial quadrantss.
NA: Do you know anyone who iss interessted in a troll?

[alexander]

ZA: Maybe.
ZA: Depending on how things go.
ZA: Trolls hooking up with humans sounds possible.
ZA: Are you sure I can't tell him?
ZA: I might be able to offer advice.
ZA: Who is he looking at anyway?
ZA: Again, I might be able to give some pointers.
ZA: At least pertaining to them.

[anguis]

NA: Hm.
NA: That'll be ssomething to look forward to.
NA: You cannot tell him.
NA: Never.
NA: Ever.
NA: And I can't tell you.
NA: Maybe eventually.
NA: I'm going to change the ssubject now.
NA: What about you and your quadrantss?
NA: Obvioussly Finn hass ssome potential for kissmessissitude.
NA: And Venn iss your moirail.
NA: You could possssibly have the green-haired girl ass an ausspisstice between yoursself and Finn.
NA: In place of a kissmessissitude with him.
NA: But what about your flusshed quadrant?

[alexander]

ZA: Even though I could help.
ZA: Right.
ZA: Anyway.
ZA: As for your question.
ZA: A romance for me is impossible.
ZA: At least with any remaining humans.
ZA: After killing off Cael and Gail.
ZA: I'm fairly sure that once I ascend.
ZA: I'm on my own.
ZA: So I'll probably lose Venn as well.

[anguis]

NA: What?
NA: No.
NA: It wass ssomething you had to do.
NA: I mean.
NA: The humanss the lussii were taking care of will be upsset.
NA: But.
NA: It wass necessssary.
NA: Sso.
NA: Bessides if Venn really iss a good moirail.
NA: He'll sstay with you.
NA: And fuck.
NA: Fairy god troll right.
NA: I'm here.
NA: If that countss for anything.

[alexander]

ZA: I wouldn't be so sure.
ZA: Cory's already disowned me.
ZA: So I wouldn't put it past Venn.
ZA: They're dating, you know.
ZA: And.
ZA: It does.
ZA: Trust me.
ZA: The Fairy God Troll does count.
ZA: I'd be dead right now if it weren't for you.
ZA: So.
ZA: Thanks.
ZA: I really do appreciate it.

[anguis]

NA: That.
NA: That ssuckss.
NA: I'm ssorry.
NA: Humanss are unreassonable.
NA: Well.
NA: Humanss and whatever your green flasshy pink lussuss iss.
NA: Yeah.
NA: No problem.
NA: Sshit.
NA: Okay.
NA: I.
NA: Um.
NA: I want to assk you ssomething.
NA: But.
NA: If it turnss out really weird and awkward.
NA: I'm ssorry.
NA: And.
NA: Even if it iss really weird and awkward I'd sstill like to be your information persson.
NA: If you need it.
NA: You might not.
NA: God Tier and all that.
NA: Sso.
NA: Iss that okay?
NA: I jusst want to be ssure.

[alexander]

ZA: No kidding.
ZA: Then again, looking back on it.
ZA: Cory did some things that weren't normal.
ZA: Such as having sex with animals.
ZA: Yes, she told me about this stuff.
ZA: Yes, it has mentally disturbed me.
ZA: Anyway.
ZA: Of course you're still my information person.
ZA: Honestly God Tier or no, I'll still need you around.
ZA: So yes.
ZA: I will still need my fairy god troll.

[anguis]

NA: That iss jusst dissturbing.
NA: There are ssome thingss that no one needss to know.
NA: I'm ssorry you had to go through that.
NA: I can make you forget it.
NA: If you want.
NA: But then sshe might jusst tell you again.
NA: Right.
NA: Okay.
NA: I.
NA: Wanted to assk you.
NA: If.
NA: Maybe.
NA: When thiss iss all over and everyone hass a minute to breathe and not die.
NA: You.
NA: Uh.
NA: Would maybe.
NA: Like to.
NA: Go on a date?
NA: With me?

[alexander]

ZA: Wow.
ZA: So.
ZA: It's not Adonis then.
ZA: It's you.
ZA: And the object of affection is me.
ZA: Well then.
ZA: To be honest, I'm not exactly familiar with this.
ZA: Living on an island and all.
ZA: Plus I don't think the kids really have a thing for me.
ZA: So I doubt I'd exactly be ideal.
ZA: But, I suppose to put it in troll terms.
ZA: Yes, Anguis.
ZA: I'll be your matesprit.

[anguis]

NA: Jusst a ssecond pleasse

-- neuroticAnapsida [NA] has become an idle chum! --

NA: Okay.
NA: Ssorry about that.
NA: I had to take care of ssomething.
NA: It'ss taken care of.
NA: Sso.
NA: Um.
NA: That'ss great.
NA: Great!
NA: Woah no not doing that again.
NA: Sshout poless are not a thing I do.
NA: Uh.
NA: Don't worry about experience or anything.
NA: My lasst try at thiss ended in complete sshit.
NA: Sso.
NA: Oh right.
NA: I actually wass talking about Adoniss before.
NA: He'ss flusshed for a human.
NA: But.
NA: I guessss that'ss not a bad thing then?

[alexander]

ZA: Really?
ZA: You, the romance expert had a disastrous experience.
ZA: That is genuinely surprising.
ZA: But, if my lack of experience doesn't deter you.
ZA: Then I suppose we're matesprits then?
ZA: How do trolls celebrate this sort of thing?
ZA: Not really, I guess.
ZA: I mean if we're together then, or something.
ZA: It'd be sort of hypocritical, right?
ZA: But furthermore, who's Adonis crushing on then?