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Post by veraxe on Jul 12, 2012 19:42:26 GMT -6
-- hepticHeartbreak [HH] started trolling quibbledWhimsy [QW] at ??:?? --
HH: Tentative greeting: Hello, human quibbledWhimsy.
HH: Careful explanation: My examination of your group has led me to believe you will possess the information I presently require.
HH: Excited prelude: I ... you are the first human I have contacted.
HH: Eager inquiry: Do you know the name.
HH: Bondian one-liner: Bond. James, Bond? |
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Post by whimsy on Jul 12, 2012 19:44:05 GMT -6
[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #666611; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 66DD11; text-align: left;]QW: No.
QW: I don't, sorry.
QW: I know a Jimmy Bond.
QW: Is that who you refer to?
QW: He's this secret agent guy from Arkansas.
QW: Kind of adorably bumbling
QW: Gets the job done
QW: But makes a huge mess first
QW: Based on a literary character by
QW: Sir Flem Ingian.
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Post by veraxe on Jul 12, 2012 19:52:27 GMT -6
HH: Wry observation: I take it you have, in fact, heard of him.
HH: Satisfied explanation: I have perused your cultural storage unit known as the internet quite extensively.
HH: Smug claim: I'm probably the most well-versed troll in human culture.
HH: Snapping return: Anyway, that's irrelevant.
HH: Curt inquiry: How extensive is your knowledge of Human James Bond, and, most importantly, his associated audiovisual narrative presentations? |
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Post by whimsy on Jul 12, 2012 19:56:00 GMT -6
[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #666611; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 66DD11; text-align: left;]QW: In laymen's terms QW: I've seen all the movies QW: Tried reading one of the books QW: But it took too long QW: I stick to movies.  QW: So if you're the most well-versed troll in human culture QW: I'm assuming you've seen such great human classics as QW: Goat.se QW: The great visual narrative describing one man's attempt to defy the boundaries nature provides. QW: Or QW: Two Girls, One Cup QW: A tragicomedy about two girls and their attempt to share their lives and belongs with each other, but find their needs incompatible and simultaneous. |
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Post by veraxe on Jul 12, 2012 20:00:40 GMT -6
HH: Uninterested dismissal: Yes, yes, I've been witness to a variety of bafflingly plotted human cultural items.
HH: Fixated insistence: I am only concerned with your Human James Bond.
HH: Pleased appraisal: If you have truly seen all of these films, then we can have a useful discussion.
HH: Genuine question: Which Human James Bond actor is your favourite? |
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Post by whimsy on Jul 12, 2012 20:02:27 GMT -6
[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #666611; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 66DD11; text-align: left;]QW: Burt Reynolds.
QW: Wait
QW: Do you have a Troll James Bond?
QW: I'm still not sure which things are the same as human things
QW: But with troll as a descriptor.
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Post by veraxe on Jul 12, 2012 20:09:33 GMT -6
HH: Amused rebuttal: Despite what I'm sure you think is terribly disarming wit, I did not start this conversation to suffer half-baked human humourjests.
HH: Obvious explanation: And of course we have a Troll James Bond.
HH: Honest revelation: He was the primary inspiration for most of my formative years.
HH: Begrudging admittance: Well, him and His Honourable Tyranny. |
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Post by whimsy on Jul 12, 2012 20:16:34 GMT -6
[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #666611; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 66DD11; text-align: left;]QW: I do not know what that last thing is
QW: Nor do I claim any semblance of fully baked wit
QW: Why did you choose right now to message me?
QW: You have my entire timeline in front of you
QW: Why did you choose now and not like
QW: When I was watching one of the movies
QW: Or something?
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Post by veraxe on Jul 12, 2012 20:23:05 GMT -6
HH: Honest explanation: I was bored, so I just picked a spot in the timeline.
HH: Amused contempt: While the other trolls might pretend to be all-knowing elder gods, I'm not quite that far gone.
HH: Atypical honesty: I'm not interested in time-based intrigue or whatnot; I just want to have an excellent discussion of sexually attractive spymales. |
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Post by whimsy on Jul 12, 2012 20:24:47 GMT -6
[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #666611; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 66DD11; text-align: left;]QW: That is not
QW: The adjective I would've picked
QW: I mean yes
QW: It definitely fits
QW: But it's a bit
QW: Blunt
QW: Anyway
QW: What's your interest in Bond?
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Post by veraxe on Jul 12, 2012 20:29:40 GMT -6
HH: Lewd retort: A very sexual interest.
HH: Flippant turnaround: Actually, he's been something of a model for me.
HH: Genuine interest: And so help me, his exploits are damn fun to watch. |
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Post by whimsy on Jul 12, 2012 20:31:37 GMT -6
[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #666611; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 66DD11; text-align: left;]QW: Does Troll Bond have the same exploits as Human Bond?
QW: I'm curious of the contrast
QW: Obviously there are differences
QW: Or you wouldn't care about Human Bond.
QW: So
QW: I mean I agree
QW: I love watching his exploits
QW: If that's what you want to hear.
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Post by veraxe on Jul 12, 2012 20:39:03 GMT -6
HH: Open distaste: I am beginning to recall why I never bothered talking to you humans in the first place.
HH: Begrudging explanation: There are vast differences between James Bonds Troll and Human.
HH: Even elaboration: Though the basic themes are the same.
HH: Continued exposition: Troll James Bond flouts quadrant romance as Human James Bond flouts traditional human marriage romance, violates certain social codes while adhering to others, etc.
HH: Open bliss: I'd seen all the Troll James Bond audiovisual narrative presentations; discovering Human James Bond almost made imprisonment on this rock worth it. |
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Post by whimsy on Jul 12, 2012 20:42:54 GMT -6
[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #666611; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 66DD11; text-align: left;]QW: I'm curious now.
QW: What are the titles of Troll James Bond movies?
QW: Because I know trolls have a different naming mechanism
QW: What kind of name would
QW: Die Another Day have?
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Post by veraxe on Jul 12, 2012 20:58:01 GMT -6
HH: Immediate recitation: In Which Troll James Bond Assassinates A Highblood, is Captured and Subjected to Torture and Reduced to a State of Weakness Comparable to a Rustblood's, is Thereafter Rescued by Suitably Highblooded Compatriots and Relegated to a Rustblood's Standing, and Afterwards Returns to the Height of his Former Glory, Demonstrating the Purity of his Blood Despite Apparent Lowliness.
HH: Frank admittance: I honestly prefer your human titles. |
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