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Post by venndiegram on Jul 4, 2012 12:14:29 GMT -6
-- vociferousCryptid [VC] began pestering amorousApocalypt AA at 00:00 --
VC: ROSS
VC: MY P!NK-TEXTED BUDDY
VC: WHAT !S HAPPEN!NG
VC: HOW ARE TH!NGS
VC: ! FEEL L!KE WE HAVEN'T TALKED !N FOREVER
VC: WH!CH !S DEC!DEDLY
VC: NOT A TH!NG THAT !S ALL R!GHT
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Post by ross on Jul 4, 2012 12:26:54 GMT -6
AA: Hey, Venn.
AA: Good to hear from you, man.
AA: How have you been? |
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Post by venndiegram on Jul 4, 2012 12:29:12 GMT -6
VC: how have ! been
VC: how have !
VC: BEEN
VC: you DO NOT KNOW THE DEPTHS YOU PLUMB
VC: W!TH THAT SEEM!NGLY !NNOCUOUS QUEST!ON
VC: but !t's cool ! do
VC: know, that !s
VC: the depths
VC: THE DEPTHS
VC: anyway man ! have been
VC: super-great
VC: !'m dat!ng cory now!
VC: wh!ch !s pretty fantast!c
VC: also
VC: ! surv!ved a meteor attack
VC: wh!ch !s nearly as cool
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Post by ross on Jul 4, 2012 12:35:49 GMT -6
AA: Really?
AA: Congratulations, man!
AA: On both of those things.
AA: But mostly the dating thing. I'm guessing the meteor thing means you're playing the game too. Cali's been filling me in.
AA: What's it like? How did it happen? |
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Post by venndiegram on Jul 4, 2012 12:37:35 GMT -6
VC: well um
VC: oh man th!s !s awkward
VC: ! can't exactly
VC: fully d!sclose the deets
VC: cory's trust!n' me w!th some
VC: uh
VC: ! guess you could call them pr!vate deta!ls
VC: but honestly ! more or just real!zed that !f ! WAS gonna date someone
VC: !'d want !t to be her
VC: so ! told her
VC: !t was pretty easy, actually, cory's great
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Post by ross on Jul 4, 2012 12:42:02 GMT -6
AA: I can respect that. I won't push you on it.
AA: I'm really happy for you, bro.
AA: "And with a great voice he said: When love beckons to you, follow him." |
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Post by venndiegram on Jul 4, 2012 12:46:45 GMT -6
VC: haha thanks man
VC: ! KNEW YOU'D BE COOL
VC: and yeah that great vo!ce was l!ke
VC: 'dude awesome p!nk lady'
VC: to wh!ch ! repl!ed
VC: 'huh yeah she's pretty great'
VC: anyway
VC: the deta!ls of my own l!fe as!de
VC: how've you been buddy?
VC: !t's been too long s!nce we've talked =)
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Post by ross on Jul 4, 2012 12:49:20 GMT -6
AA: I'm fine.
AA: It's good to see that you're still as happy as always. |
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Post by venndiegram on Jul 4, 2012 12:51:26 GMT -6
VC: yes yes ! am as constant and terr!ble as the sun
VC: but ! have just SP!LLED DEETS
VC: whereas you have prov!ded a PALTRY OFFER!NG
VC: to the tune of
VC: '!'m f!ne venn'
VC: 'nope that's !t'
VC: 'just f!ne'
VC: 'that's all'
VC: 'just f!ne'
VC: 'the complex!ty of the human organ!sm !s reduced to whether or not !t !s f!ne'
VC: 'that !s the sound of my !nner-most turn!ngs'
VC: DEETS, MAN
VC: DEETS
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Post by ross on Jul 4, 2012 12:55:51 GMT -6
AA: But it's the truth. You asked me how I am and I'm just fine. I've been fine and I am fine. What else do you need to know? |
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Post by venndiegram on Jul 4, 2012 12:57:06 GMT -6
VC: the more
VC: !NT!MATE DETA!LS
VC: c'mon someth!ng !nterest!ng or worthwh!le must've happened recently
VC: ! mean dude, the world's end!ng!
VC: how are you and your s!ster handl!ng th!ngs?
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Post by ross on Jul 4, 2012 13:07:05 GMT -6
AA: We're handling things fine.
AA: Cael's kind of been too busy with her new girlfriend for me to get to tell her the world is ending.
AA: I'm not sure telling her is even such a good idea.
AA: Though she'll probably find out soon enough. I think she reads my chat logs. That woman knows way more than she should, even if she did raise me.
AA: Nothing special has been going on in my own life, really.
AA: My paladin leveled, if that interests you. |
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Post by venndiegram on Jul 4, 2012 13:08:40 GMT -6
VC: !t does !nterest me!
VC: how's DND go!ng?
VC: you cannot keep me away forever
VC: no one can =)
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Post by ross on Jul 4, 2012 13:25:40 GMT -6
AA: You'd be surprised. You haven't figured out my dark and horrible secret so far.
AA: The game is going fine.
AA: Hah.
AA: But really, it's going great. We bound an archfiend to do our bidding, and when we were done with it, Othello stepped into the binding circle and offered it a chance to win its freedom and his soul in a duel.
AA: He won, of course. It was close, but he struck down the archfiend and bound its soul to his blessed sword.
AA: Then he threw the sword back through the gate.
AA: The two conflicting powers in the sword made an explosion that I'm sure was quite spectacular.
AA: And that's how he made it to level seventeen.
AA: It's a good thing we closed that arc of the plot.
AA: I'd have hated for the world to end on a cliffhanger. |
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Post by venndiegram on Jul 4, 2012 13:36:57 GMT -6
VC: HORR!BLE SECRET YOU SAY
VC: HOW VERY
VC: CRYPT!C
VC: /suggest!ve sm!le eyebrow w!ggle
VC: that's actually pretty cool
VC: somet!mes ! regret that ! am so
VC: F!RMLY ENMESHED !N MY STUD!ES
VC: BUT WHO WOULD CHRON!CLE THE COMPLEX H!STOR!ES OF CREATURES THAT DON'T EX!ST W!THOUT ME
VC: WHO, ! ASK YOU
VC: DR. FRED CALLOWAY?
VC: NOT FUCK!N' L!KELY
VC: fuck!n' hack
VC: well ! th!nk you should be f!ne
VC: !t seems l!ke those of us !n the game escape the meteor's !re
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