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Post by ross on Jul 5, 2012 19:17:16 GMT -6
AA: That, or there's nothing to see. |
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Post by venndiegram on Jul 5, 2012 19:21:43 GMT -6
VC: ross
VC: ! am L!TERALLY an expert on the matter of whether or not there !s anyth!ng to see
VC: and ! guarantee you
VC: there !s so much to see !n you
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Post by ross on Jul 5, 2012 19:26:43 GMT -6
AA: The universe disagrees. |
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Post by venndiegram on Jul 5, 2012 19:27:17 GMT -6
VC: the un!verse d!sagrees w!th me at !ts per!l
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Post by ross on Jul 5, 2012 19:28:47 GMT -6
AA: Well, you should take that up with the universe, not me. |
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Post by venndiegram on Jul 5, 2012 19:30:05 GMT -6
VC: ! don't care about the un!verse
VC: ! care about YOU, ross
VC: because we are FR!ENDS
VC: now stop fuck!ng deflect!ng
VC: you're a br!ght guy but when !t comes to argument you're a guppy that's happened !n the path of a k!ller whale here
VC: !s !t not even SL!GHTLY POSS!BLE that your own self-d!agnos!s of your own fate !s not the SL!GHTEST b!t skewed?
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Post by ross on Jul 5, 2012 19:35:30 GMT -6
AA: If it is, I'm not seeing it.
AA: I'm only going off of past data here.
AA: I can't stick to a hobby, my friends always leave me eventually, everything I make falls apart, and everything I commit to blows up in my face.
AA: The one time I managed to ask a girl out without her laughing in my face ended with her getting hit by a fucking car. |
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Post by venndiegram on Jul 5, 2012 19:38:08 GMT -6
VC: ross
VC: ! was put up for adopt!on when ! was born
VC: !'ve been through seven dads
VC: ! was mauled by a menager!e of jungle beasts just the other day
VC: and ! spent most of my young l!fe d!gg!ng through ru!ns and !nvest!gat!ng rumours
VC: alone
VC: ! know a l!ttle of what !t's l!ke to be unlucky
VC: but that doesn't mean you're cursed or whatever
VC: how about th!s
VC: the day that ! leave you
VC: we can pos!t that perhaps there !s some v!ab!l!ty to your theory
VC: unt!l that day
VC: our fr!endsh!p !s hold!ng your theory hostage
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Post by ross on Jul 5, 2012 20:47:28 GMT -6
AA: Shit.
AA: I'm sorry, Venn.
AA: You don't need me piling my problems on yours. |
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Post by venndiegram on Jul 6, 2012 16:14:25 GMT -6
VC: yes ! do
VC: and even !f ! don't, that's !rrelevant
VC: ! am tak!ng your problems and p!l!ng them on top of m!ne
VC: that !s what fr!ends do
VC: you p!le problems and you hug !t out
VC: now don't g!ve me any more of th!s defeat!st sh!t or ! swear to god ! w!ll wr!te a fuck!ng treat!se on the ways ! w!ll rhetor!cally whup your ass
VC: ! want you to say '! am ross, and ross !s a pretty cool guy'
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Post by ross on Jul 6, 2012 19:35:15 GMT -6
AA: '! am ross, and ross !s a pretty cool guy'
AA: Happy? |
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Post by venndiegram on Jul 6, 2012 19:37:39 GMT -6
VC: ross you are try!ng my pat!ence
VC: and mak!ng fun of my typ!ng qu!rk
VC: wh!ch ! have to adm!t ! never really had a good reason for do!ng but ! just l!ke exclamat!on po!nts okay
VC: SAY !T !N
VC: YOUR OWN WORDS
VC: W!TH YOUR OWN VO!CE
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Post by ross on Jul 6, 2012 19:42:57 GMT -6
AA: I am Ross.
AA: And Ross is a pretty cool guy.
AA: His best friend's an obnoxious bag of dicks, though.
AA: But he loves him anyway. |
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Post by venndiegram on Jul 6, 2012 19:44:15 GMT -6
VC: that's better
VC: ! was unaware ! was an ent!re BAG of d!cks, though
VC: man maybe ! need to f!nd another few g!rlfr!ends
VC: poor cory's gonna be run ragged
VC: (! am jok!ng)
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Post by ross on Jul 6, 2012 19:53:23 GMT -6
AA: Speaking of Cory.
AA: I hear she doesn't exactly see relationships the way most people do? |
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