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Post by sherpderp on Jul 7, 2012 12:24:18 GMT -6
-- legendaryRegenerator [LR] began pestering aaaaName [AN] --
LR: †YOU.
LR: †HERESY.
LR: †SO ANGRY.
LR: †FUCKKKKKKKKKKK. |
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Post by magius on Jul 7, 2012 12:26:56 GMT -6
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Post by sherpderp on Jul 7, 2012 12:30:28 GMT -6
LR: †NO, no I am not o-fuckin'-kay!
LR: †WHAT IS THIS.
LR: †Why am I hearin' that you fuckers created the universe!?
LR: †ARE YOU CLAIMIN' TO BE ABOVE GOD, BOY!?
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Post by magius on Jul 7, 2012 12:33:58 GMT -6
AN: oh that business
AN: well i dunno
AN: im not but thats just me
AN: althgough you should be thankfull
AN: and stuff
AN: cause you know if it werent for us you wouldn't even be here to...
AN: well honestly probably fail your game too
AN: and anyway god doesn't exist
AN: so how could i even be above something that doesn't exist
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Post by sherpderp on Jul 7, 2012 12:42:09 GMT -6
LR: †I.
LR: †FUCK.
LR: †I think my brain just popped a vessel or some shit!
LR: †God does so exist, you stupid fucker!
LR: †I am going to cut you into so many pieces!
LR: †I'll deliver you to Hell in person!
LR: †There is no way that you fuckwits created the universe.
LR: †God created the Heavens and the Earth, it's right there in the Good Book.
LR: †Suck it.
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Post by magius on Jul 7, 2012 12:49:05 GMT -6
AN: well i knoiw theres no troll god
AN: thats for sure
AN: i mean there are things with godlike powers
AN: like jack noir
AN: and the first guardian
AN: i mean really
AN: if there is a god hes a twisted piece of shit
AN: who either has something against evertyone
AN: because seriously what kind of omnipotent person whould let entire planets be destroyed and stuff
AN: or else it just doesn't care
AN: because seriously dude
AN: look at what happened to me and the oither trolls
AN: were stuck on a rock in spoace
AN: everyone we know is dead
AN: our lusus are dead
AN: our planet was destroyed
AN: and theres endless dirt everywhere
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Post by sherpderp on Jul 7, 2012 12:57:35 GMT -6
LR: †It baffles me how someone could be so ignorant and blasphemous.
LR: †God has a plan for us all, even fuckin' heathens like you.
LR: †It is not our place to question His will.
LR: †Who the fuck is Jack Noir?
LR: †Some Satan worshipper?
LR: †Whoever he is, I'll fuckin' knife his ass too!
LR: †And what is a First Guardian?
LR: †Demons? Are you talkin' about demons?
LR: †If God saw fit to take away your world and loved ones, you have no one to blame but yourselves.
LR: †You must be a filthy, barbarous race to receive such punishment.
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Post by magius on Jul 7, 2012 13:05:33 GMT -6
AN: jacks a dick thats who he is
AN: and a first guardian is someone whos existed since the start of a planet
AN: and theyre supposed to take care of the planet until its purpose is mety
AN: which i guess in our case was just the planet getting destroyed and us failing
AN: whcih is pretty terrible i giuess
AN: your planet has one to
AN: or had one
AN: and what even is a demon
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Post by sherpderp on Jul 7, 2012 13:09:26 GMT -6
LR: †So, what yer sayin' is.
LR: †You're not claimin' to be God.
LR: †But there's some fucker on Earth what's existed since the good Lord created life?
LR: †IMPOSSIBLE.
LR: †BLASPHEMOUS.
LR: †You, boy, are gettin' a knife wound.
LR: †Or seven.
LR: †A demon is an agent of Satan, vile creatures with horns who fraternize will all manner of beasts! They are violent and cruel and show no mercy!
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Post by magius on Jul 7, 2012 13:13:35 GMT -6
AN: the first giardian is the closest you have to a god
AN: you humans are pretty silly though i gotta say
AN: and uhm
AN: you just described trolls besides the saatan thing whoever he is
AN: and i doubt well ever meet anyway
AN: since im not even in your univrse
AN: so uhm
AN: good luck with the stabbings i guess
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Post by sherpderp on Jul 7, 2012 13:16:51 GMT -6
LR: †NO.
LR: †God is the closest we have to a god!
LR: †In that He IS God.
LR: †You..what?
LR: †YOU FUCKERS ARE DEMONS.
LR: †I don't care how, or when, or why.
LR: †I'm goin' ta find ya, boy.
LR: †And I'm goin' ta cut you into little bitty pieces.
LR: †You have my fuckin' word.
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Post by magius on Jul 7, 2012 13:27:13 GMT -6
AN: no were trolls
AN: given we do have horns and we are pretty violent and stuff
AN: but thats just sort of
AN: not our fault?
AN: its jyust sort of how we have to be
AN: nice trolls dont even make make it past being a wiggler
AN: you humans are pretty weak comapred to us though
AN: so even if you tried to hurt me you probably couldnt
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Post by sherpderp on Jul 7, 2012 13:34:26 GMT -6
LR: †Ah. Ahahaha.
LR: †I'm laughin' at ya, boy!
LR: †I've been trained from the moment I could stand.
LR: †To combat the very forces of Hell itself.
LR: †Make no mistake.
LR: †I'm goin' to kill ya slow.
-- legendaryRegenerator [LR] has ceased pestering aaaaName [AN] --
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