THIS IS STUPID [Venn]

[ross]

AA: Maybe.
AA: I'm no good for her, though.
AA: Why should I step in and ruin what she's got going?
AA: Even if he is a pretentious bag of dicks.

[venndiegram]

VC: you would be good for her
VC: !f you could get a handle on th!s '! suck ! am DOOMED FOREVER' bus!ness
VC: you're a k!nd guy
VC: and you genu!nely care about your fr!ends
VC: any lady would be lucky to have you

[ross]

AA: Well, I obviously can't.
AA: So I guess this whole thing is a wash.

[venndiegram]

VC: yes you can, ross
VC: you can
VC: and
VC: YOU W!LL

[ross]

AA: How?
AA: The power of positive thinking?
AA: I know it's not obvious, since this is just text.
AA: But that last question was DRIPPING with sarcasm.
AA: Just leaking all over the place.

[venndiegram]

VC: frankly
VC: yes
VC: your worst enemy !s yourself, ross
VC: and you need to real!ze that
VC: and stop sh!tt!ng on yourself

[ross]

AA: I don't think that's even possible.

[venndiegram]

VC: ! do
VC: you are a fantast!c person, ross
VC: and th!s curse you th!nk you have
VC: !s just an excuse
VC: you need to STOP H!D!NG FROM YOURSELF
VC: ALLOW YOURSELF TO BE AS !NCRED!BLE AS YOU ARE MEANT TO BE

[ross]

AA: But I'm not incredible.
AA: And somehow you can't see that.

[venndiegram]

VC: ross
VC: !'m the he!r of heart, r!ght?
VC: and !f there !s ONE TH!NG ! HAVE PR!DED MYSELF ON
VC: !t !s my ab!l!ty to see that EVERYONE
VC: EVERYONE, ROSS
VC: HAS AN !NCRED!BLE !NNER WORTH
VC: YOU ARE NO D!FFERENT
VC: ! see the greatness !n you

[ross]

AA: With great suck comes great
AA: Well, nothing, really.
AA: Hang on, I just got it.
AA: With great suck comes great angst.

[venndiegram]

VC: that's not what ! meant
VC: and you know !t

[ross]

AA: Yeah.
AA: I just don't see it.
AA: I'm a coward who can't even take responsibility for how much he sucks.

[venndiegram]

VC: do you trust me?

[ross]

AA: Already said I did.