In the Valle of the Blind [Cali]

[vio]

-- whitefacedInquisitor [WI] started trolling quibbledWhimsy [QW] --

WI: v You. v
WI: v Human Seer. v

[whimsy]

[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #666611; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 66DD11; text-align: left;]QW: Yes that is me!
QW: Who are you?
QW: Oh, sorry, that was rude!
QW: I'm horrible with first impressions.
QW: Er, hi, how are you?
QW: I'm Cali!
QW: The apparent Seer of Time!
QW: And who may you be?

[vio]

WI: v I am Caegar motherfucking Endsie. v
WI: v And I'm the motherfucking Seer of Blood, nooksucker. v
WI: v The rest of you humans are free to fail miserably. v
WI: v BUT I WILL NOT MOTHERFUCKING ACCEPT AN INCOMPETENT MOTHERFUCKING SEER v
WI: v DO YOU MOTHERFUCKING UNDERSTAND? v
WI: v HONK v

[whimsy]

[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #666611; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 66DD11; text-align: left;]QW: Oh you're Ceagar!
QW: Believe it or not I wanted to talk to you!
QW: Lofora warned me that you'd be like this.
QW: She also said to tell you she . . .
QW: I don't know how to phrase that since you came to me.
QW: Er.
QW: She sent me is where I'm going with it.
QW: So get your insults out of your system!
QW: And we can have some real talk! <3

[vio]

WI: v If you're lying to me, I will hang you up by your feet and bleed you slowly. v
WI: v Do you understand me? v
WI: v That's the risk you're taking when you try to lie to me about my matesprit. v

[whimsy]

[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #666611; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 66DD11; text-align: left;]QW: Well I'm not lying.
QW: But since I've never seen a troll in person maybe I should!
QW: I mean the bleeding would suck.
QW: Anyway do you have that out of your system?
QW: I wanted to talk Seer stuff.
QW: Because I'm new to this.
QW: And have no idea what being the Seer of Time will entail aside from theories about seeing the future.
QW: And I figure you might be able to help me.
QW: Lofora said you were the Seer for your party, after all!

[vio]

WI: v I was. v
WI: v And I still motherfucking am. v
WI: v If you have any stupid motherfucking questions, get them out of your system before we start in motherfucking earnest. v

[whimsy]

[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #666611; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 66DD11; text-align: left;]QW: You still are?
QW: So the game isn't over for you guys yet?
QW: I thought it was.
QW: Okay, anyway.
QW: Lofora didn't know much about the Seer class or the Time aspect
QW: So I figure my best bet for learning what I can do is to talk to each.
QW: Since you're the Seer
QW: I never really thought it all through.
QW: But what is there to being a Seer?
QW: I guess that's what I'm getting at.

[vio]

WI: v It's a Seer's job to not be a COMPLETE MOTHERFUCKING IDIOT v
WI: v Where others avert their gazebulbs from the void v
WI: v WE LOOK THE FUCK UP v
WI: v WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO DO, SEER? v
WI: v IT'S RIGHT THERE IN THE MOTHERFUCKING WORD v
WI: v YOU SEE v
WI: v That's what there is to being a motherfucking Seer. v

[whimsy]

[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #666611; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 66DD11; text-align: left;]QW: Well Barbarians don't barber.
QW: I was just looking for some clarification.
QW: It's not like I'm the Seer of Clarity.
QW: So Seer of Time is exactly as literal as it seems?
QW: I can see the future.
QW: Which means the visions I get are the future.
QW: That works.
QW: I'm a prophet!
QW: So what did the Seer of Blood see?
QW: X-ray vision?

[vio]

WI: v Relationships. Intent. Opinions. v
WI: v I can see how people fit together on the inside and outside, and exactly where to motherfucking press so that you come apart. v
WI: v People are like motherfucking chess pieces, nawmsaying? v
WI: v They can only move so many motherfucking ways. v

[whimsy]

[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #666611; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 66DD11; text-align: left;]QW: Oh so it's blood like bonds.
QW: Like bloodbrothers and stuff.
QW: That makes more sense now.
QW: That must be really neat!
QW: What do you see when you look at me?
QW: Here I'll even wave.
QW: Does that make it easier?
QW: To see someone?
QW: Also where is it you should press?
QW: It's always good to know your own weaknesses.

[vio]

WI: v I see your brother, the Bard. Dangerous motherfucker right there. Keep a motherfucking eye on him. v
WI: v Your human lusus still carries the human emotion you call love for you. v
WI: v And one of your human friends is flushed for you. v
WI: v The usual boring shit. v
WI: v You can't motherfucking handle being alone. v
WI: v And if you didn't know Lofora I would rip you apart just for motherfucking laughs. v

[whimsy]

[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #666611; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 66DD11; text-align: left;]QW: Finn can be a handful, yeah.
QW: But he's sweet.
QW: And Dad was always good to me.
QW: He got prototyped.
QW: So er.
QW: Well I don't know, what does that mean?
QW: It's kind of you not to rip me apart. <3
QW: Wait.
QW: Flushed?
QW: Which quadrant is that?
QW: I'm still trying to understand troll culture.
QW: I mean I can get an idea.
QW: What friend?
QW: Is it Venn?!

[vio]

WI: v THE VENN HUMAN CAN GO DIE IN A PIT v
WI: v The closest thing you humans have to flushed feelings is the human emotion you call love. v
WI: v AND IT IS COMPLETELY MOTHERFUCKING IRRELEVANT TO THE SUBJECT AT HAND v