the first team three memo! [team three]

[sage]

-- battalionBoss [BB] began public memo at 05:25 --

BB: guys i made us our first memo isnt that so bomb???
BB: i dont know what to babble about!!!!!!!!!!
BB: jksghdskjgh
BB: were gonna win of course you know!!!!!!!!
BB: my game finally installed im just waiting for you guys youre so slow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[edward]

-- southernHellion [SH] replied to public memo at 05:28 --

SH: bomb
SH: is bomb a word that people use an as anjdective now
SH: because what even
SH: yeah sure i mean we're gonna win of course
SH: who are we even up against
SH: a bunch of dingueses
SH: that's who
SH: also shut up i'm not slow i just haven't gotten it yet okay

[sage]

-- battalionBoss [BB] replied to public memo at 05:30 --

BB: ummmm i dont know but i like it so ill use it!!!!!!!
BB: thats slow
BB: youre slow!!!
BB: lkdsgjhksgh
BB: im dying here you know!!!!!!!
BB: cash hasnt replied in forever
BB: have you checked your mail box
BB: check it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BB: please
BB: please check it
BB: ajfhsgdhyut

[edward]

SH: my sister snagged the mail before hse left
SH: even if it idd come otday i won't know it until she gets home from work
SH: and her hours are superjank so i don't even know hwen that will be
SH: like i might be in bed by then because hello eatrh to sage i have school tomorrow and so do you
SH: even if it's in your grand foyer
SH: or your terrarium
SH: or whatthefuckever rich people rooms are

[sage]

BB: your sister sounds like my mom but my mom is never home its just me and nan and you i guess and cash and all my other friends
BB: im homeschooled i dont get to go to a baroque school like you im jealous you probably have lots of buddies offline but i just have nan and all my internet friends
BB: now im bereaved!
BB: i have school in my own room or sometimes the living room
BB: tell me about your school!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and your buddies!!!!! what are you learning!!!!!!!!

[edward]

SH: what
SH: what the fuck is a baroque scool
SH: whta the fuck is abarogue anything
SH: is that another wealthy thing
SH: my school is dumb and i don't learn anyting because it sucks nut and everyon'es not smart
SH: my minimal friends and i break shit in shop class and then i go home to talk to my online friends
SH: whoopdeedo
SH: seriously though i have like negative two non-online friends it's not all it's cracked up to be

[sage]

BB: its a style of buildings but i use it to mean beautiful!!!!!!!
BB: wow you make it sound boring
BB: whats a shop class
BB: do they teach how to shop why do they have a class for that thats so abnormal
BB: i thought everyone in normal schools had a whats it called a clique dont you have a clique or a group
BB: like goths!!!!!!!

[edward]

SH: um okay well if it means beautiful then that's edfinitley not the type of school that i go to
SH: uh yeah it's really fucikin' boring that's probably why it sounds so baoring because it super is
SH: no like woodshop or metalshop or autoshop
SH: it's like hands-on shit
SH: i'm in woodshop it's a class where i make shit out of wood
SH: i'm in the sit alone in my house and hang out on my computer clique
SH: i'm the only member

[kobra]

-- gallantlyTenacious [GT] replied to public memo at 05:30 --

GT: Hol' mamma skimmin off the pc
GT: Gettin ~axed~ like a blahmalah takes a fibro to the noggin
GT: Sistah's like ~flushopolis~ wit notin but the heavy
GT: Like a land lord poppin his fin before you get on the glassy
GT: I'm just danglin out ~~18 stories high tide~~ brahs
GT: It's gonna take a hot minute til all clean cousin
GT: Also
GT: ~I~ got me ~~~boat ton fresh friends~~~ brah
GT: From unwindin it free style on the green
GT: I mean gray
GT: It takes these mad crazy ~skills~ braddah
GT: See ya next spin squids!

[sage]

BB: are you good at making things out of wood thats like a lumberjack thats bomb!!!! do you use a saw or a pocket knife like in movies
BB: thats not a clique you have to have more than one person for a clique
BB: so youre more like in the loser or geek club then right thats bad but its not like you need billions of real life buddies anyways right you have me and cash and lots of others!!!!!!!!!!
BB: ill be your bestest buddy!!
BB: i dont know how to do shop but maybe you can show me one day!!!!!!!!!
BB: hi cash!!!!
BB: you dont have the game yet
BB: jsdghkklf
BB: sjklg
BB: jd5hkjkjf89o
BB: 240968hkvjd,nv
BB: 8293dljk
BB: both of you are just!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BB: i guess well be the last team to start!!!
BB: jsdghkj
BB: what did that jerky jerk face say
BB: i believe well just give them all a headstart
BB: a handicap!! a big benefit!!

[edward]

SH: what no
SH: lumberjacks don't make shit they just chop shit
SH: i don't chop down trees i just make shit out of wood
SH: or fix stuff i don't fuckin' know
SH: for the love of god cash
SH: seriously once i get this game i am not playing with you as server or client
SH: beaucse i cannot understand shit that you are typing
SH: like is that even english
SH: what the fuck are your fingers even doing right now
SH: what is that squids thing did you just say doogbye
SH: whatever
SH: well maybe we can snag some tips or whatever from other teams if they'ev already started playing by the time we get in that way we won't waste time fucking shit up with a bunch of shenanigans

[sage]

BB: dont be mean to cash!!!!!!!
BB: i dont know what hes babbling either but dont be mean!!!
BB: oh i believe we can learn from their mistakes!!!
BB: venn thats vc will probably tell me hes really amiable like that he wont want us to fail like the others isnt that nice!!!!
BB: i guess its okay if we are last well still be the best but lets not be too last!!!!

[edward]

SH: i'm not being mean i just wnana know what the fuck he's saying i mean is that so much to ask guess so whatever
SH: seriousyl though did he check out or is he still replying to this thing or what
SH: because i have no idea what jsu thappened
SH: so he's nice because he doesn't want us to fail
SH: does that make su not nice for kind of wanting other temas to fuck up
SH: not that i'd deny it i mean i'm not all that nice

[kobra]

-- gallantlyTenacious [GT] replied to public memo at 05:35 --

GT: I ~~~~~~~~~~~~~said~~~~~~~~~~~~~
GT: *My Sistah's coming at me hot
GT: *And I had to jump down ten stories
GT: *So this ain't gonna be no quick thing brah
GT: *Also that i have a lot more friends than you
GT: ~Seems~ ~really~ ~clear~ ~now~ ~doesn't~ ~it~
GT: Now i've got to rip some wicked grind in this 12 high cement pocket got to make sure i don't get ~hella munched~ by the big boss dally GT: *I gotta ride my bike down the last 12 stories of stairs while strifing my big sistah
GT: You takin notes brah? get a flippin pen
GT: Right see you on the spin
GT: *When my phone comes back around again

[edward]

SH: no
SH: no
SH: unaceptable attitude
SH: you do not tget to talk down to me for not understanding what you wrote as if you weren't the one that was typing like a freakin' idiot!! the whole time i mean why the hell should anyone even be expected to be able to translate that nonsense
SH: but thanks for clarifying
SH: i guess
SH: even if you were all
SH: snkary
SH: about it
SH: also don't get your shit wrecked with your sister or whatever because we need t otget started on this game stuff and you can't be in a coma or something and get your mad game on at the same time okay yes good