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Post by vio on Apr 21, 2012 20:23:53 GMT -6
-- whitefacedInquisitor [WI] started trolling vociferousCryptid [VC] at 21:12 --
WI: v You. v |
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Post by venndiegram on Apr 21, 2012 20:25:55 GMT -6
-- vociferousCryptid [VC] replied to whitefacedInquisitor [WI] at 21:14--
VC: me
VC: ME !NDEED
VC: to what do ! owe the !nest!mable pleasure of your commun!que?
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Post by vio on Apr 21, 2012 20:26:47 GMT -6
WI: v What do you human motherfuckers dream about? v |
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Post by venndiegram on Apr 21, 2012 20:30:10 GMT -6
VC: oh, !t var!es
VC: fut!le hopes, w!stful pleasures, fl!ghts of fancy
VC: THE UNSPEAKABLY GAR!SH
VC: and everyth!ng !n between
VC: A PANOPLY OF FANTAST!CAL PLEASURES
VC: AND ALSO TERR!FY!NG N!GHTMARES/MEMET!C ERRATA
VC: well, the last part !s only !f you bel!eve freud
VC: who has k!nd of generally been d!scred!ted
VC: but one can't deny h!s theor!es prompt
VC: !NTEREST!NG AVENUES OF THOUGHT
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Post by vio on Apr 21, 2012 20:32:03 GMT -6
WI: v Bullshit. v
WI: v There's no such motherfucking thing as pleasant dreams. v |
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Post by venndiegram on Apr 21, 2012 20:33:47 GMT -6
VC: haha nope there def!n!tely are
VC: ! WOULD NOT L!E TO YOU ABOUT TH!S
VC: HONEST
VC: ! usually dream of my fr!ends!
VC: because they're all SO GREAT
VC: !n my dreams
VC: everybody's happy
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Post by vio on Apr 21, 2012 20:44:40 GMT -6
WI: v In my dreams, trolls are killing each other. v
WI: v It's like a motherfucking ocean. v
WI: v Tides of moving bodies and waves of weapons and so much motherfucking blood. There's blood of every motherfucking color. So much blood trolls start drowning in it. v
WI: v The only sounds are screams and explosions and ripping flesh and laughter. v
WI: v It all starts so motherfucking beautifully. v
WI: v Rank after motherfucking rank of jackbooted trolls marching like an earthquake, roaring at the motherfucking sky. v
WI: v They're going to motherfucking war. To expand the glorious motherfucking empire.
WI: v But they never fight aliens. v
WI: v Every world they find is full of motherfucking trolls. v
WI: v And they kill the trolls and replace them with identical motherfucking copies and then leave and v
WI: v RINSE v
WI: v AND v
WI: v MOTHERFUCKING v
WI: v REPEAT v |
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Post by venndiegram on Apr 21, 2012 20:50:01 GMT -6
VC: ! don't mean to rag on your culture
VC: OR YOUR DREAMS
VC: but that sounds k!nda awful
VC: maybe !t's because !'m a human
VC: th!ngs just repeat!ng themselves forever
VC: noth!ng chang!ng
VC: doesn't really sound that great
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Post by vio on Apr 21, 2012 20:51:52 GMT -6
WI: v It's not real, motherfucker. v
WI: v We all dream like this. v
WI: v Just nightmare after motherfucking nightmare. v
WI: v There's no sopor on this fucking meteor. v
WI: v IT'S DRIVING ME MOTHERFUCKING INSANE v |
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Post by venndiegram on Apr 21, 2012 20:54:39 GMT -6
VC: ! know !t's not real, dorky dork =P
VC: but dreams are often REFLECT!VE OF OUR OWN MENTAL STATE
VC: and g!ven your N!GH CONSTANT MURDERBONER those sounded l!ke more or less good dreams for you
VC: though ! def!n!tely understand your apprehens!on
VC: part!cularly s!nce you don't have any fr!ends
VC: ! mean !f !'m feel!ng down ! just remember all the people ! care about
VC: and the people who care about me
VC: and ! usually stop be!ng mad
VC: but ! guess that probably wouldn't work for you!
VC: w!th your whole 'fr!endsh!p !s a d!sease' th!ng
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Post by vio on Apr 21, 2012 20:59:03 GMT -6
WI: v None of these motherfuckers give half a shit about me. v
WI: v I'm just the resident motherfucking psychopath. v
WI: v Doesn't matter what I did for them. Doesn't matter what I sacrificed for them. Doesn't matter what I told them. v
WI: v I KEPT THEM SAFE v
WI: v I DIDN'T ASK FOR A SINGLE FUCKING THING v
WI: v AND THEY v
WI: v DON'T v
WI: v MOTHERFUCKING v
WI: v CARE v |
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Post by venndiegram on Apr 21, 2012 21:01:53 GMT -6
VC: well maybe that has someth!ng to do w!th you be!ng so confrontat!onal
VC: and condescend!ng
VC: and just generally k!nda aggress!ve
VC: then aga!n ! don't know much about trolls
VC: but honestly caegar maybe ! am once more express!ng my S!LLY HUMAN !NFLUENCES
VC: but !'m pretty sure that !f you had FR!ENDS they would care!
VC: more than cahoots anyway
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Post by vio on Apr 21, 2012 21:03:48 GMT -6
WI: v Doesn't work that way, motherfucker. v
WI: v People only care about you if you're a threat. v |
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Post by venndiegram on Apr 21, 2012 21:06:47 GMT -6
VC: maybe w!th trolls
VC: but ! can say w!thout a doubt that ! care about ALL my fr!ends
VC: espec!ally the ones who aren't a threat
VC: or, well, ! suppose !f they're a threat doesn't really matter that much
VC: ! mean, some of my fr!ends are tough, l!ke alex
VC: but none of them really threaten me
VC: but ! care about all of them!
VC: AND ! WANT THEM TO BE AS HAPPY AS POSS!BLE
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Post by vio on Apr 21, 2012 21:09:01 GMT -6
WI: v SHUT UP v
WI: v JUST SHUT THE MOTHERFUCK UP v
WI: v I HATE YOU v
WI: v I HATE ALL OF YOU v
WI: v DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT YOU'VE DONE TO US v
WI: v WHAT YOU'VE MOTHERFUCKING TAKEN FROM US v
WI: v WHERE WE MOTHERFUCKING ARE v |
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