Survival [Venn]

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-- whitefacedInquisitor [WI] started trolling vociferousCryptid [VC] --

WI: v That was some great motherfucking work. v
WI: v Guess your color's not as much motherfucking bullshit as I thought. v

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-- vociferousCryptid [VC] replied to whitefacedInquisitor [WI] --

VC: were you respons!ble.

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WI: v Of course I motherfucking was, wiggler. v
WI: v I TOLD YOU I'D FUCKING KILL YOU v

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VC: oh.
VC: was that k!ll!ng me?
VC: fuck !'m st!ll walk!ng around and talk!ng.
VC: and pester!ng chums.
VC: fuck ! d!dn't know dead people got on w!th that k!nda sh!t.
VC: CLEARLY ! HAVE BEEN M!SFUCK!NGLEAD.
VC: OR WA!T.
VC: MAYBE.
VC: you just got a lot of goddamn !nnocent non-crypt!c den!zens k!lled.
VC: and accompl!shed jack sh!t.

[vio]

WI: v Not quite, motherfucker. v
WI: v I got a real good motherfucking laugh out of it. v
WI: v HONK v

[venndiegram]

VC: you're pathet!c.
VC: why should ! even cont!nue th!s conversat!on.
VC: w!th a fa!led murderer.
VC: at least when ! set my m!nd to k!ll!ng th!ngs.
VC: ! get the goddamn job done.

[vio]

WI: v That's what I like about you, motherfucker. v
WI: v So I'm going to do you a favor. v
WI: v I'm going to save your motherfucking life. v
WI: v Your session is sick. Something is going to go wrong. And I know who causes it. v

[venndiegram]

VC: why should ! trust you.
VC: why should ! trust anyone who would say those awful th!ngs about page.
VC: WHO !S A GREAT PERSON
VC: and make me k!ll those an!mals.
VC: who d!dn't deserve !t.

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WI: v Because I am Caegar motherfucking Endsie. v
WI: v I am the Seer of Blood, motherfucker. v
WI: v We finished our session. v
WI: v WE WON AND v
WI: v I WAS DENIED WHAT WAS MOTHERFUCKING MINE v
WI: v WE ALL WERE v
WI: v And it's all your motherfucking fault. v
WI: v To be specific: Alexander's fault. v

[venndiegram]

VC: ! don't care.
VC: we're not fr!ends.
VC: why should ! care about who you are or what you want.
VC: !f you hurt my fr!ends.
VC: !'ve had blood runn!ng down my face.
VC: and you know what.
VC: !t doesn't change a th!ng.

[vio]

WI: v I don't see what your motherfucking issue is here. v
WI: v Trolls don't have friends. v
WI: v Friendship is a motherfucking disease. v

[venndiegram]

VC: wow that's awful
VC: ! can't !mag!ne l!v!ng w!thout fr!ends!
VC: you must be so lonely!

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WI: v I'm not. v
WI: v I'M NOT MOTHERFUCKER v
WI: v FUCK YOU v
WI: v I have people who give a shit about me. v
WI: v Unlike you, motherfucker. v
WI: v Why do you think your guardians keep up and leaving on your ass? v

[venndiegram]

VC: people who g!ve a sh!t about you
VC: well that sounds l!ke a fr!end to me!
VC: see when ! was sure we weren't fr!ends
VC: and !'m feel!ng less sure now
VC: ! d!dn't g!ve a sh!t about you at all
VC: note the d!fference
VC: and as for my guard!ans ! th!nk !t's to do w!th
VC: well let's call !t a he!ghtened sense of adventure!
VC: that and !t's really not uncommon
VC: most foster parents don't st!ck around !'m afra!d
VC: but that's okay!
VC; they were all REAL GREAT when they were my dad!

[vio]

WI: v That's different. v
WI: v I don't have motherfucking friends. v
WI: v I don't, motherfucker. v
WI: v Friends get you killed or culled or worse. v
WI: v We're just in cahoots. v
WI: v Cahoots lets you kill them before they get a chance to kill you. v
WI: v Why the motherfuck do you freaks keep making these pale motherfucking flirtations. v
WI: v It's fucking confusing. v
WI: v KEEP AWAY FROM MY MOTHERFUCKING QUADRANTS v