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Post by gwen on Apr 9, 2012 18:42:29 GMT -6
-- stealthSentinel [SS] began pestering [OPEN] at 02:20 --
SS: seriously
SS: what is wrong with this torrent
SS: what does it MEAN theres only one seed
SS: 5kb/sec is soooooo ten years ago
SS: by the time this fucker finishes downloading the beta will be over
SS: hell by the time this fucker finishes downloading, KH3 will be out
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Post by alexander on Apr 9, 2012 19:11:54 GMT -6
-- zeusAmmon [ZA] responded to stealthSentinel [SS] at 02:24 --
ZA: That is technically correct.
ZA: It's supposed to begin development after DDD.
ZA: Which is released this summer.
ZA: However, this wouldn't be a problem if you actually got the disc.
ZA: I don't know why you didn't.
ZA: Unless you decided to try and be a pirate.
ZA: In which case, that's your fault.
ZA: This is why I prefer using discs.
ZA: You don't have to worry about things like this.
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Post by gwen on Apr 9, 2012 19:15:24 GMT -6
SS: i have one disc
SS: the mailman broke the other in half
SS: fucking mailbox isnt wide enough for a cd
SS: i mean who has an envelope that CLEARLY holds a cd and decides welp ill just fold it in half and stuff it through the grate
SS: so yes
SS: im pirating the other
SS: pirates are better than ninjas anyway
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Post by alexander on Apr 9, 2012 19:31:50 GMT -6
ZA: Perhaps you should have kept an eye on the mailbox.
ZA: It's times like this you should know when what is going to happen.
ZA: Really, what will your allies say?
ZA: I suppose if pirating is your only option however, I will say this.
ZA: Do scan should it finish in time.
ZA: Viruses are quite terrible.
ZA: And I will concede that ninjas are better than pirates.
ZA: Actual ninjas that is.
ZA: Not the kind that wear orange jumpsuits and scream "X NO JUTSU!"
ZA: To be honest, even the black garb is inaccurate.
ZA: Ninjas often dressed as commoners to blend in.
ZA: If they had to work at night, they wore dark blue to blend in with the sky.
ZA: Black cast an obvious silhouette.
ZA: The black garb actually originated in kabuki theater..
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Post by gwen on Apr 9, 2012 19:38:55 GMT -6
SS: look man
SS: i like ninjas
SS: i mean my name is stealthsentinel I LIKE NINJAS
SS: but dude
SS: you might want to talk less about ninjas
SS: its a little weird
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Post by alexander on Apr 9, 2012 19:43:32 GMT -6
ZA: Yes I gathered that you prefer ninjas.
ZA: You wouldn't be such a terrible pirate if you didn't.
ZA: But as you do, answer me this.
ZA: Why pirate another copy?
ZA: When you can try and ninja it off of someone else?
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Post by gwen on Apr 9, 2012 19:51:29 GMT -6
SS: good question
SS: heres another question
SS: why do you think im talking to you right now
SS: you my good friend with the beta discs
SS: you know why dont you tell me more about pirates
SS: kill some time
SS: while i leech this game from everyone on my chumroll
SS: i love you guys and your memos sometimes
SS: what are friends for
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Post by alexander on Apr 9, 2012 23:42:31 GMT -6
ZA: Ah, so you're pirating it from us then.
ZA: However, I am more than happy to oblige your curiosity for pirates.
ZA: Piracy has been around for over MDMD years.
ZA: Right, sorry. 3000.
ZA: They were first recorded as the Sea Peoples, harassing the Mediterranean and the Aegean in the 14th century BC.
ZA: They attempted to take control of Egypt during the reign of Ramesses III.
ZA: However, they also tried their luck against Ramesses II, a grave mistake.
ZA: Ramesses II was the Pharaoh that for the most part, empowered Egypt.
ZA: Turning it into the biblical equivalent of a national superpower.
ZA: He's also one of the candidates for the Pharaoh of the Biblical Exodus of the Israelites.
ZA: And also the most popular.
ZA: Most movies involving the Exodus have him as Pharaoh.
ZA: Though it's never confirmed he's the Pharaoh of the Exodus.
ZA: In fact, the most likely candidate is Ahmose I, placing the Exodus sometime in the 16th century BC.
ZA: This is because there are slabs obtained during his reign that explicitly mention Moses.
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Post by gwen on Apr 10, 2012 6:46:48 GMT -6
SS: kekeke man that was more about rammsters two than pirates
SS: i kinda expected something more about jack sparrow than egyptian pharoahs
SS: but whatever
SS: man how do you know this shit
SS: i mean dont you run out of space in your brain where do you keep stuff like your grocery list if youve got all this stuff in your head
SS: seems like a lot of trouble to learn it all when you can just search wikipedia on your phone kekeke
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Post by alexander on Apr 11, 2012 16:01:46 GMT -6
ZA: Oh dear, I rambled again.
ZA: Anyway Wikipedia can be unreliable.
ZA: And it's not really hard to store that information.
ZA: Our brains can store about II.V Petabytes of data.
ZA: A Petabyte is MXXIV Terabytes, which is in turn MXXIV Gigabytes
ZA: Err, 1024.
ZA: So you could say that a Petabyte is M^II + CXCII x CCLIII
ZA: Uhhh, 1000 to the 2nd power plus 192 times 253.
ZA: So a Petabye would be 1048576 Gigabytes.
ZA: So the human brain can hold MDC^II + CCXL x CCLVI Gigabytes.
ZA: Or 1600 to the 2nd power plus 240 times 256.
ZA: Or 2621440 Gigs.
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Post by gwen on Apr 11, 2012 16:34:38 GMT -6
SS: yeah i didnt read any of that
SS: nor will i ever
SS: but ill say this much
SS: im IMPRESSED by how much shit you can spew at command
SS: i mean goddamn
SS: are you that annoying kid in class that raises his hand for every question
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Post by alexander on Apr 11, 2012 16:57:05 GMT -6
ZA: Sarcasm is highly difficult to detect over the internet you know.
ZA: And no, I'm not.
ZA: I live alone on Goddamn volcano island.
ZA: Land of lava and things that like to eat your face.
ZA: Who's my teacher, Pele?
ZA: We have Thylacines here.
ZA: Have you ever seen a Thylacine?
ZA: Take the ears of a bear, the jaws of a snake, the eyes of a shark, the stripes of a tiger, and the behavior of a wolf.
ZA: That's a Thylacine.
ZA: I live on an island with a species of fucking wolf-bear-tiger-shark-snake.
ZA: Not to mention all the other species on here that I think are extinct everywhere else.
ZA: Seriously, this place is Venn's wet dream come to life.
ZA: Don't tell him that though, he'd never stop bugging me about it.
ZA: Agh, my mood.
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Post by venndiegram on Apr 12, 2012 14:23:46 GMT -6
VC: okay dudes not to butt !n
VC: ! mean ! know you're hav!ng a SUPER !MPORTANT D!SCUSS!ON ABOUT GAME D!SCS
VC: AND N!NJAS
VC: AND PHAROAHS
VC: AND WHATEVER
VC: but za
VC: alex
VC: buddy
VC: you were perhaps accurate !n descr!b!ng a LOCALE OF EXT!NCT SPEC!ES
VC: AS D!RECTLY PERT!NENT TO MY !NTERESTS
VC: L!KE AAAAAAAAAAAA ! NEED TO V!S!T YOU NOW OR SOMETH!NG
VC: WE CAN BE !SLANDBUDS
VC: also h! gwen!
VC: ! do not want to leave you out ! am just SO EXC!TED
VC: AAAAAAAAAAAA crypt!ds
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Post by gwen on Apr 12, 2012 16:18:59 GMT -6
SS: hey man as long as youve got the server disc somewhere on your system
SS: talk away
SS: dont mind me while i sink my grubby little hands into your harddrive
SS: although
SS: for what its worth
SS: i think living by a volcanos pretty cool too
SS: probably no good diners there though
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Post by alexander on Apr 13, 2012 12:08:25 GMT -6
ZA: FUCK ME I FORGOT THIS THING WAS PUBLIC.
ZA: Goddammit no.
ZA: No, it is not cool living on Volcano Island.
ZA: And you especially can't visit, Venn!
ZA: This place is like the result of Jurassic Park making tender love to Pandora.
ZA: And Pandora got pregnant.
ZA: And then Pandora decided that Jurassic Park was too gentle and went to see Australia.
ZA: In the midst of all the rough love, Pandora got hit with another baby.
ZA: Yes, that shit can actually happen.
ZA: It's rare but not impossible.
ZA: And then in the womb, Jurassic Pandora absorbed the Australian Pandora fetus.
ZA: And this is the result.
ZA: I have to regularly watch out for fucking Mosasaurs in the rivers.
ZA: So no, Venn, you're not coming.
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