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Post by jacknoir on Apr 19, 2012 23:28:23 GMT -6
==> Jack Noir: insult intelligenceGood lord why do you have to be the one to deal with the pubescent manchild in the golden pajamas. You just wanted to come here, kill the goddamn kids, and come home. Simple. Easy. Solve the goddamn problem before it starts. It is one of your many BRILLIANT IDEAS which the USELESS HIERARCHY has seen fit to ignore. You are now having ANOTHER BRILLIANT IDEA. You really should congratulate yourself for them more often.. [/center] Jack Noir: Have you somehow managed to contract stupidity from the Prospitians?
Jack Noir: I am referring to a specific equilibrium.
Jack Noir: The one which you are a part of.
Jack Noir: The one which I presumed you would be aware of.
Jack Noir: I have been giving you far too much credit.
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Post by alexander on Apr 19, 2012 23:36:54 GMT -6
==>; ZA: Be insulted.
Why that little shit... [/center] Great, this guy was insulting him again. Even though this time he had absolutely nothing to back up his punches. Great, was this guy trying to waste his time? Wonderful. Well, he supposed he would just get back to whatever he was doing after this. Maybe. It really depended on what was going on. But, before you did such a thing, you figured you'd do one last thing.
ALEX: ...
ALEX: You're bullshitting, aren't you?
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Post by jacknoir on Apr 19, 2012 23:40:52 GMT -6
[/center] Jack Noir: Yes, congratulations.
Jack Noir: you have figured me out.
Jack Noir: you, boy genius of the prospitians.
Jack Noir: I have taken an hours-long transit.
Jack Noir: On a highly valuable and cleverly disguised shuttle.
Jack Noir: To come here and bullshit you.
Jack Noir: I give a shit of exactly the monstrously stupid size and composure to do this sort of thing.
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Post by alexander on Apr 19, 2012 23:45:02 GMT -6
==>; ZA: Play along
Sure.
You continue to give the Dersite a DEADPAN stare. You figure if you keep going, maybe you can get him to EXPLAIN what the hell he means by the EQUILIBRIUM [/center] ALEX: Good to know.
ALEX: I mean honestly.
ALEX: We got a lot of free time.
ALEX: Got to waste it doing something.
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Post by jacknoir on Apr 19, 2012 23:54:01 GMT -6
==> Jack Noir: improviseYou are, of course, FULL OF SHIT. But that's NEVER STOPPED YOU BEFORE. You IMPROVISE RATHER BRILLIANTLY. None of the children on Derse have woken up. You know at least one has, and he's a smart-alecky know-it-all wannabe Sherlock. You can work with this. [/center] Jack Noir: I will spell it out for you.
Jack Noir: Slowly.
Jack Noir: Using very small words.
Jack Noir: There must be a precise balance of waking to sleeping children on Derse and Prospit at all times.
Jack Noir: They must correspond precisely.
Jack Noir: Too great an imbalance can have a catastrophic affect on both Derse and Prospit.
Jack Noir: There are no waking children on Derse.
Jack Noir: The fact that I am talking to a child on Prospit is already a bad sign.
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Post by alexander on Apr 19, 2012 23:57:13 GMT -6
==>; ZA: Listen closely
Ok, yeah, that makes sense. Your DEADPAN STARE turns into a look of utter CURIOSITY. Yeah, waking the kids on Derse, that'll work for you. [/center] ALEX: So we need to wake up someone on Derse.
ALEX: Yeah, that makes sense.
ALEX: Alright, get me a ride to Derse.
ALEX: I can do the waking.
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Post by jacknoir on Apr 20, 2012 0:00:58 GMT -6
==> Jack Noir: continue improvisationYou CONTINUE TO BE FULL OF SHIT. He's buying it. This is amazing. Now to just add more shit to the ever-mounting pile of shit that is the glorious Jack Noir Bullmount. [/center] Jack Noir: You cannot wake a child on Derse or Prospit.
Jack Noir: You may only do so in the waking world.
Jack Noir: If that were the case the two planets would've destroyed each other long ago.
Jack Noir: Furthermore there is a precise child.
Jack Noir: Corresponding to each other child.
Jack Noir: you are supposed to wake at the same moment.
Jack Noir: You did not wake with your pair.
Jack Noir: Congratulations.
Jack Noir: You are the waking threat to twin worlds.
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Post by alexander on Apr 20, 2012 0:04:09 GMT -6
==>; ZA: Object!
You would SLAM YOUR HANDS on a desk if you could. But there is no desk, so you gotta do with just shouting it out. So you shout a loud OBJECTION right into what you assume to be Jack's ear. [/center] ALEX: I've already woken someone up.
ALEX: So we need to wake two kids.
ALEX: Which I can do.
ALEX: I can function in both worlds.
ALEX: So I have already defied what is considered possible.
ALEX: So I figure I can just do it two more times.
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Post by jacknoir on Apr 20, 2012 0:08:15 GMT -6
[/center] Jack Noir: You woke another child without their corresponding pair awakening.
Jack Noir: Are you a moron, or an admirably effective genocidal maniac?
Jack Noir: There are no woken children on Derse.
Jack Noir: And now there are two on Prospit.
Jack Noir: And we have no way of knowing which children on Prospit need to be woken.
Jack Noir: Are you determined to disable the entire equilibrium before your session even begins?
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Post by alexander on Apr 20, 2012 0:12:33 GMT -6
==>; ZA: Offer a solution
Well, you have a plan in the works to salvage this Dersite's! Who knows, maybe you can fix things before they even begin. After all, you clearly have time. [/center] ALEX: Seeing as reality has not been so completely sundered.
ALEX: I think we have time.
ALEX: We can go wake the kids on Derse.
ALEX: Come back.
ALEX: And wake the rest of Prospit.
ALEX: Besides, I got business on Derse.
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Post by jacknoir on Apr 20, 2012 0:17:24 GMT -6
[/center] Jack Noir: Have you not noticed the underlying theme?
Jack Noir: That big theme wherein whenever you try and throw a hammer at the equilibrium you fuck it sideways?
Jack Noir: That is theme.
Jack Noir: The children must wake up at a certain time.
Jack Noir: Corresponding to when they enter the game.
Jack Noir: Right now things are fine.
Jack Noir: But you are on the edge of a knife.
Jack Noir: We are near the tipping point.
Jack Noir: The prospitians, in their adulation of you, have no doubt been too meek to mention this.
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Post by alexander on Apr 20, 2012 0:25:14 GMT -6
==>; ZA: Try to wrap your head around that.
This guy's starting to not make sense again. You are seriously TRYING here. But really, this guy is just being confusing. And it ANNOYS you because you want to get to DERSE. [/center] ALEX: Honestly, I've spent the past day being told that I fuck everyone over.
ALEX: So if this is what causes it.
ALEX: Well let's go.
ALEX: We have no idea what the pairings are.
ALEX: Oh, wait.
ALEX: The White Queen might know.
ALEX: Let's go ask her.
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Post by jacknoir on Apr 20, 2012 0:30:28 GMT -6
==> Jack Noir: plot assassinationThe WHITE QUEEN. Such a sweet target may never again present itself so quickly. You do not want to kill the WHITE BITCH nearly as much as you want to kill the BLACK BITCH. [/center] Jack Noir: Yes.
Jack Noir: You are the fuck up.
Jack Noir: Because of precisely the attitude you have now.
Jack Noir: That you can solve anything.
Jack Noir: You are a child.
Jack Noir: Also, look at me.
Jack Noir: Despite my unusually kindly temperament, I am a Dersite agent.
Jack Noir: The Queen might react with misplaced hostility.
Jack Noir: Now if you will excuse me.
Jack Noir: I have to go.
Jack Noir: I can only hope we don't have one of you on Derse.
Jack Noir: Or this entire session is doomed.
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Post by alexander on Apr 20, 2012 0:33:12 GMT -6
==>; ZA: Bid farewell, maybe.
He has to go? Well fuck. You suppose you can just get a regular shuttle to Derse. Instead of a spiffy disguised one. Dammit. You wave goodbye to your new found ally. [/center] ALEX: Have fun.
ALEX: I'm sure we'll meet again.
ALEX: Mr...?
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Post by jacknoir on Apr 20, 2012 0:35:37 GMT -6
==> Jack Noir: leaveTime to blow this joint wide open. By which you mean to say, ditch this plan because of the meddling pajama boy. Oh well. At least you messed with his head a little. [/center] Jack Noir: My name is Jack Noir.
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