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Post by slayer on Jul 3, 2012 9:05:22 GMT -6
==> SI: Read [/size][/b] You are, it is terrifying. Your name is SLAIER, or it was, but you now answer to SLAIERTHULU. You found some historical accounts of aliens on the human internet, most notably some space horror named CTHULHU. This guy seems pretty badass, never dieing or letting shit get to him, he seems like someone you could get along with. He's also a giant octopus dragon thing, you feel like this seadweller bond would be a conversation starter.
At any rate you have tied several sashes or some shit about your face to act as faux tentacles. You applaud the human Lovecraft for having the testicular fortitude to approach and record the indescribable horror of the cosmos with his small, human brain.
Anyway, you are kind of hiding out in the bowels of the meteor. Lofora said to do so, so you have, although you feel like this wasn't quite what she meant. Regardless, here you are, sitting in the dark pretending to be an eldritch being, whilst hoping that none of your comrades happen upon you.
It does not help that you are in the process of trying to summon Cthulhu to help you with the bastard chasing your crew.
[/justify][/size] SLAIER: Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!
SLAIER: Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!
SLAIER: Come on, man! Don't leave me hanging! [/spoiler] |
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Post by noah on Jul 10, 2012 21:57:12 GMT -6
==> CC: Fall through mysterious hole [/size][/b] You are Ameley, you fell thought the hole before you even contemplated entering it... typical Your name is AMELEY and by the fucking gods you love this METEOR. There are lots of MYSTERIOUS ways towards getting around here. You just so happened on a lightswitch and like woah, an opening appeared. Down in the rabbit hole you went and with a whoosh you started to laugh the whole way down.
After awhile, the tunnel ride came to a stop and you just knew you had to try and find a way back to ride it again. It wasn't fun, it was FUCKING AWESOME. Your searching of the meteors bowels for a way out you happen upon a strangely getup SLAIER. You just had to go over and tackle-glomp him.
In a moment of excitement, you walked into his presence and WOAH. You recognized what he was saying. He was praying to an OLD GOD. This totally piqued your curiosity. You are now standing behind him.
[/justify][/size] Ameley: Ia! Ia! C'thulu fhtagn!
AMELEY: You know he wont come.
AMELEY: he's in another universe.
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Post by slayer on Jul 10, 2012 22:05:58 GMT -6
==> SI: Be intruded on [/size][/b] Sweet fucking jegus who the hell is this!? You turn around slowly and realize that it's just AMELEY. A troll whom you are SLIGHTLY acquainted with, much to your chagrin. Before you speak to her, you finish your prayer.
[/justify][/size] SLAIER: Iä! Shub-Niggurath! The Black Goat of the Woods with a Thousand Young! [/spoiler] You totally forgot to remove your SHITTY CTHULHU COSPLAY, so you probably look like a total tool shed. Whatever. You blink slowly, and realize that your prayer was likely the only thing that saved you from being tackle hugged or some other bullshit thing Ameley probably learned from the humans.
[/justify][/size] SLAIER: How did you find me?
SLAIER: Did Caegar send you to kill me? [/spoiler] |
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Post by bomb on Jul 10, 2012 23:36:26 GMT -6
==> SE: Look For Something To Do. [/size][/b] Seriously, there's absolutely NOTHING to do on this meteor. Cept for maybe trolling the humans, but you're kinda getting no where with that. Up until now though, you suddenly came across a hole in the ground. Your name is Koiran and you have just walked up to some sort of...hole/slide thing in the floor? You try to disregard it, since the last time you did something like jumping into a random hole in the ground, you got lost and had to be retrieved by a certain blueblood. Not like he was sent to get you or anything, you were just lucky you were found by someone.
And you said "try to disregard it" because you just can't seem to NOT stick your nose into things like that. Who knows what could be in there?! You let your curiousity take over and went down the hole/slide thing.
Needless to say, that WAS pretty fun. You wouldn't mind doing that again, if you could find your way up to where the hole starts again. It seems like you've unknowingly went deeper into the meteor. Well, nothing you can do but walk and find a way back up right? But then you started hearing sounds, voices in fact. And came across two trolls, one of which you would have usually been afraid of but from how he's dressed as right now, you wouldn't be able to take him seriously even if he said he was going to kill you, and the other one would be your moirail.
[/justify][/size] Koiran: hey Ameley.
Koiran: what's going on here?
Koiran: And what's Slaier doing dressed like that? [/spoiler] |
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Post by noah on Jul 12, 2012 0:23:23 GMT -6
==> CC: THROW CONFETTI IN HIS FACE [/size][/b] nononononono, you know he hates the confetti bombs
You look at SLAIER in disgust. Why would anyone think you would kill them. Seriously, you thought that everyone was your friend. AND, the one thing “friends” don't do is kill each other. Friends be chums with eachother and hang out... and maybe throw BALLOON PARTIES, or some shit like that. You almost reach out and smack him in the face, but you quaintly react by entering a quick moment of depression when you realize that he honestly believed you were capable of trying to kill him.
Ö~~Ø~~Ö
Still, you seem to be perplexed by the fact that this troll also knows about the esoteric beings known as the OLD ONES. A huge part of your life was ruined... or perhaps saved because of these beings. They are always there, always watching, but you know that they don't physically manifest well in this universe. You never really got too acquainted with Slaier during the play through, but you realize he may have been interested in things you knew about on an EXTREMELY personal level. It is now that you want to become more acquainted with him.
[/justify][/size]
AMELEY: Slaier, I would never kill you.
AMELEY: Also...
AMELEY: hmnnnnn....
AMELEY: ….
AMELEY: Why are you trying to summon an Old God? They really fuck shit up... seriously... just look at me...
AMELEY: *chuckle*
[/spoiler] ==> CC: GET INTRUDED ON BY BEST FRIEND [/size][/b] You accept her intrusion, throwing confetti at her in the process
You happen to be BFFLs with Koiran. You two are tighter than …. well pretty much anything tight. You can't think of anything clever to finish that line up, but fuck, does it really matter. You look at her and get over-joyed by her presence. You are still paying attention to Slaier, but Koiran is simply Koiran. In your book, you HAVE to pay attention to her existence, even in the middle of an event that is going to spiral a maybe awesome relationship with another troll.
You start to greet her when you realize that she just might not understand what Slaier is doing. She never really seemed to be interested in the OLD GODS whenever you tried to explain them to her. Hell, only when they ever made drastic affects on your life did you ever see a personal interest in them from her. However, you did explain the existence of C'thulu to her.... and it was in great depth of vague and confusing details. Simply lets just say that he ended up being dubbed as “Slumbering Tentacle Dude”.
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AMELEY: OMG, Koiran!
AMELEY: I'm soooooo happy to see you.
AMELEY: And Slaier is trying to summon an old god....
AMELEY: You remember when I tried explaining the Slumbering tentacle dude... well .. its that dude....
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Post by slayer on Jul 12, 2012 0:39:36 GMT -6
==> SI: Explain situation [/size][/b] Just don't start crying again. You think it's painfully obvious why you would be summoning CTHULHU. The Archagent is hot on your heels and you've yet to do anything meaningful in the realm of getting everyone to fucking cooperate. Wait. You just had the best idea in the history of ideas that you've had. Play cool, Slaier, you think to yourself.
[/justify][/size] SLAIER: Well.
SLAIER: We're dangerously close to being very dead.
SLAIER: You know, with fucking Jack asshat Noir after us?
SLAIER: I figure anything helps.
SLAIER: Plus, Lofora's always blitzed out of her mind, so it'd be nice to have another seadweller to talk to.
SLAIER: I felt like we could bond. [/spoiler] You decide that Ameley is probably not here to kill you, so you can just relax. You actually have no clue what this chick is all about, but you've already started socializing with the lowbloods, why stop now?
[/justify][/size] SLAIER: Anyway, what are you and...
SLAIER: I assume that would be SE.
SLAIER: Doing down here? [/spoiler] |
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Post by bomb on Jul 12, 2012 7:35:15 GMT -6
==> SE: Have Confetti Thrown In Face. [/size][/b] You would think that after all this time being moirails with Ameley, you would actually get used to the confetti being thrown in your face. You're not. But whatever, she's like, totes your BFFsie. There wasn't anyway you could stay mad at her no matter what she did. On to the matter at hand though.
[/justify][/size] ==> SE: Get the low down on the situation. [/size][/b] So it seems like Slaier was trying to summon one of those Old Gods Ameley's always going on about. Now about this slumbering tentacle dude, you were pretty sure you heard one thing or another about him before. Ameley DID try to explain it to you once, maybe more than that? But you could never really get it into your think pan. But one thing you know is that this...Slumbering Tentacle dude isn't going to help their situation one bit. Koiran: woah
Koiran: seriously?
Koiran: isn't that guy like...bad business?
Koiran: shit's already pretty fucked up it is.
==> SE: Reply Slaier. [/size][/b] Koiran: it's kinda hard to ignore a big hole in the ground with a slide attached to it
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