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Post by lofora on Jul 15, 2012 20:02:32 GMT -6
==> Lofora: Puke.
Oh gog that thing is disgusting. But you don't puke. You'd rather not. You have a job to do. It does a thing that is supposed to be intimidating and Failow does nothing. Fuck. It's gotta be you? Gogdamn it. You don't want that shit's blood all over you. At least you got advice on bloodstains.
You run up and immediately spin, using the momentum to bring your cactus into its fucking face. It lets out a very loud hiss, which makes you just swing the damn cactus into it again. You continue until it's dead.
You're covered in disgusting blood goop whatever you don't fucking care to notice what it is because it's all over you and you're about to have a mental breakdown and you want to just run through a vacuum.
[/center] LOFORA: ✯ ffaaiil∞w.
LOFORA: ✯ ffaaiil∞w, pleeaasee, hheelp mee.
You stay deadly still, hoping he can get shit shit off of you somehow very quickly and by very quickly you mean VERY QUICKLY PLEASE.
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Post by magius on Jul 15, 2012 20:12:57 GMT -6
==> shit That was the messiest murder you've ever seen, and also probably the most terrifying. FAILOW: oh gog
FAILOW: uhm
FAILOW: come on lets get outta here
FAILOW: and find some water or something to clean with
FAILOW: because i cant let you stay like that
FAILOW: because that stuff ius probably crawling with all kinds of horrible bacteria You watch some of the horrible black good drip to the floor and pool around Lofora's feet. Yeah you can handle this. No prob. Messes are your thing. FAILOW: yeah come on
FAILOW: theres this showery thing back in where ive been staying
FAILOW: that should be fine |
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Post by lofora on Jul 15, 2012 20:19:15 GMT -6
==> Lofora: PANIC.
Done and doing. You are almost crying. You are almost in tears. You are covered by this awful shit. You captchalogue your cactus. You're about to start freaking out. He tells you about the creepy bacteria shit and you just hope to gog he's just being weird. When he offers to go to some showery thing you immediately begin to nod slowly.
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You don't want to open your mouth unless some of that shit might get into it. You look at Failow helplessly, hoping so much that he'll start sprinting.
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Post by magius on Jul 15, 2012 20:28:25 GMT -6
==> get back to your block
You're pretty sure you can still get back from here. Unless that teleporter decided to switch where it goes, but you doubt it.
You quickly head back downstairs and then to the teleporter, making sure Lofora's following you. Thankfully it does send you back to a familiar area. And by familiar you really just mean a set of dark hallways with a few flickering, florescent lights. Heading down the north most one you come to a few doors to labs that have the lights on. Pushing the door open you enter a completely spotless room, shiny white walls reflecting white light. A few steel tables sit against one wall while sinks and a shower are on the other. You're pretty sure it's supposed to be used if you get volatile chemicals on you but whatever.
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Post by lofora on Jul 15, 2012 20:35:34 GMT -6
==> Lofora: SHOWERSHOWERSHOWER.
You follow close behind Failow, but not close enough to get any sort of disgusting crap on him. It was bad enough that one troll had to endure that hoofbeastshit, it would be even worse if two had to.
Without having to be told, you run right to the shower, fumble a bit, and eventually turn it on. Once you're sure none will get in your mouth, you start speaking to him.
[/center] LOFORA: ✯ thhaank yy∞uu s∞ muuchh.
LOFORA: ✯ thhaank yy∞uu, thhaank yy∞uu, thhaank yy∞uu.
LOFORA: ✯ ∞hh g∞g.
LOFORA: ✯ duudeer ii aalm∞st diieed.
LOFORA: ✯ thhaank yy∞uu s∞ muuchh.
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Post by magius on Jul 17, 2012 13:05:10 GMT -6
==> thank gog thats over You don't like dealing with the monsters in the labs, especially the... long ones. Had Lofora not been there you might have been seriously injured. FAILOW: noi prob
FAILOW: i dunno what i woulda done if you hadn't been there to uhm
FAILOW: murder it to death |
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Post by lofora on Jul 17, 2012 13:50:43 GMT -6
==> Lofora: CONTINUESHOWERSHOWERSHOWER.
You honestly don't care how absolutely dripping wet you're going to be. Your clothes are going to be the dampest things ever. You don't care. You just want all of this stuff off you. You would strip down to nothing just to make sure, but you refrain from doing that since it's in front of Failow and getting naked in front of others is not your thing, and you doubt anything got under your clothes.
He thanks you, and you brush it off like it's nothing.
[/center] LOFORA: ✯ aall ii hhaad t∞ d∞ waas swiing aar∞uund aa giiaant caactuus.
LOFORA: ✯ yy∞uu'ree thhee reeaal hheer∞ hheeree, duudeer.
LOFORA: ✯ yy∞uu aand yy∞uur shh∞weer.
You finally finish, being sufficiently damp and clean and all that fucking shit is off of you. You run a hand through your hair, wondering if you want to continue searching for boxes. That might just be enough excitement for one day.
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Post by magius on Jul 17, 2012 14:04:32 GMT -6
==> break time Because seriously that was the longest half hour ever. It is chill out time. And what better way to chill than with soda you pulled out of a chest and strange food snares you found in the labs? ==> retrieve foods You walk over to the minifridge that's nestled in between a sink and a wall and open it, checking over your supplies. You have more than enough since you hardly ever eat. You pull out a bottle of bright red Faygo and two squares wrapped in paper, handing one to Lofora. FAILOW: i call break time
FAILOW: have some food stuff
FAILOW: its safe probably
FAILOW: i mean it hasnt killed me yet so i assume it is |
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Post by lofora on Jul 17, 2012 14:16:15 GMT -6
==> Lofora: Chill time.
Aw yeah. Hell to the fucking yeah. You know what time it is. It's chill time. Fuck yeah. Your favorite time of day. He hands you one. A. Uh. Thing. It's a square and it hasn't killed Failow yet. Neat. Whatever. You're down. You open it up, looking at it a bit before taking a bite.
This. You're not sure how you feel about the taste. You literally do not have an opinion on it. Whatever. You didn't noticed how famished you were. Killing giant disgusting shitmonsters does that to you.
[/center] LOFORA: ✯ whhaateevs, duudeer, ii'll taakee yy∞uur w∞rd ff∞r iit.
LOFORA: ✯ d∞ yy∞uu kn∞w whhaat thhiis iis, byy thhee waayy?
You hope he does. Jegus you hope he does.
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Post by magius on Jul 17, 2012 14:41:02 GMT -6
==> shruuuuuug You have a vague idea. It is food stuff. Edible food stuff composed of probably healthy science stuffs. Yeah. FAILOW: im not sure
FAILOW: i guess whoever made these labs left iot here
FAILOW: seems kinda like really concentrated food matter thougjh
FAILOW: like for when you dont have time to actually cook and stuff You wonder where these labs even came from. And for that matter, what they're doing on asteroids. It just all seems so... weird. FAILOW: who do you thinbk was using these labs befoee us? |
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Post by lofora on Jul 17, 2012 14:44:52 GMT -6
==> Lofora: Give a detailed explanation.
You would if you fucking knew.
[/center] LOFORA: ✯ n∞t aa cluuee, duudeer.
LOFORA: ✯ pr∞baablyy aaliieens ∞r s∞mee shhiit.
LOFORA: ✯ thhee aansweer iis aalwaayys aaliieens.
You nod. It really has been the answer to everything. Who ruined the game for everybody? Aliens. Who's your only hope? Aliens. It's always fucking aliens.
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Post by magius on Jul 17, 2012 14:49:49 GMT -6
==> nod Yeah she's probably right. Horrible aliens who grew monsters in tubes and then just left them for whoever stumbled onto them. FAILOW: yeah i guess
FAILOW: wonder if these labs used to be part of a planet or something?
FAILOW: who even builds things on asteroids
FAILOW: thats just stupid |
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Post by lofora on Jul 17, 2012 14:52:42 GMT -6
==> Lofora: Agree.
He's right.
[/center] LOFORA: ✯ riighht? ff∞r reeaal thh∞uughh.
LOFORA: ✯ aasteer∞iids liikee thheesee aaiint shhiit eexceept ff∞r-
Your eyes widen. Oh gog. YOU KNOW WHY.
[/center] LOFORA: ✯ thhiis waas aa seecreet ffuuckiing laab.
LOFORA: ✯ aa seecreet ffuuckiing laab whheeree t∞p seecreet shhiit weent d∞wn.
LOFORA: ✯ thhaat's whhyy iit's s∞ seecluudeed aand ∞n aa meetee∞r iin thhee miiddlee ∞ff... ∞hh g∞g.
LOFORA: ✯ duudeer.
LOFORA: ✯ d∞ yy∞uu kn∞w whhaat thhiis meeaans?
You hope he does because you sure as fuck don't.
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Post by magius on Jul 17, 2012 14:56:36 GMT -6
==> do you know? You aren't sure, but you have suspicions. FAILOW: its gotta be something illegal
FAILOW: and really dangerous
FAILOW: becayuse why else would anhyone grow horrible monsters in tubes
FAILOW: maybe someone wqas trying toi make an army out of them
FAILOW: to overthrow skaia or something
FAILOW: or worse Or something worse. You shudder. That's pretty much just terrifying. |
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Post by lofora on Jul 17, 2012 14:59:41 GMT -6
==> Lofora: Panic.
Not during chill time, fuck that. You don't even take take to consider what this "worse" thing could even be.
[/center] BS: ✯ yy∞uu kn∞w whhaat ii thhiink?
BS: ✯ ii thhiink wee shh∞uuld ffiind whhaat keeeeps thhee m∞nsteers aaliivee iin thh∞see tuubees.
BS: ✯ aand ffuuckiin breeaak iit.
BS: ✯ s∞ thheeyy diiee, naawmsaayyiin?
It could be a groupwide expedition. Oh, nice, bringing everyone together again for one last adventure. That would surely be good for some team bonding.
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