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Post by lofora on Jul 17, 2012 18:35:44 GMT -6
==> Lofora: Explain.
You do so, calmly and nicely.
[/center] LOFORA: ✯ duudeer, ii'm t∞taallyy suuree.
LOFORA: ✯ ii'vee speent sweeeeps d∞iing aa buunchh ∞ff b∞taanyy aand shhiit.
LOFORA: ✯ iiff thheeree's aanyy∞nee whh∞ kn∞ws iiff thheeyy'ree seentiieent ∞r n∞t.
LOFORA: ✯ iit's mee.
LOFORA: ✯ thheeyy'ree n∞t, thheeyy'ree juust chhiill aass caactii whh∞ juust... bee thheeree aand d∞ n∞thhiing.
LOFORA: ✯ hhee g∞t w∞rkeed uup aab∞uut iit beecaauusee hhee's ffuuckiin weeiird.
You sigh. Slaier's probably going around being the emperor and whatever, telling bitches not to trust cacti. Fuck that. Real talk.
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Post by magius on Jul 19, 2012 16:06:49 GMT -6
==> feel better Okay, she makes it sound like they're not as dangerous as you were led to believe and you don't think she's lying. Cool. One less thing to worry about. FAILOW: oh okay
FAILOW: so youre into plants and stuff?
FAILOW: thats sorta cool
FAILOW: i never got to see much besides cactuses and these weird flower things out in the desert Flower is a very loose term here. They were more like colorful, spiny plants with vines. You tripped over them a lot. |
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Post by lofora on Jul 19, 2012 16:15:51 GMT -6
==> Lofora: Connect.
Fuck yes.
[/center] LOFORA: ✯ hhuuhh.
LOFORA: ✯ thhaat's preettyy neeaat.
LOFORA: ✯ ii hhaavee aa buunchh ∞ff diiffffeereent kiinds ∞ff caactii iiff yy∞uu eeveer waant t∞ seeee thheem.
LOFORA: ✯ buut iiff slaaiieer ffreeaakeed yy∞uu ∞uut iit'd n∞ biig.
You decide that you're going to have to shoot some real talk his way pretty soon. You always knew he was kinda freaked by the cacti, but honestly, telling others to be freaked out? Not cool. For real.
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Post by magius on Jul 24, 2012 17:09:32 GMT -6
==> perhaps Maybe not the cactuses so much. Even if they're kinda less terrifying now you've seen enough of them already. FAILOW: well do you
FAILOW: uhm
FAILOW: have any other kinds of plants?
FAILOW: like the kinds without spikes that dont grow int the desert maybe You always thought trees were kind of neat. From what you saw of them in pictures and movies, anyway. You'd never actually seen one in real life. |
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Post by lofora on Jul 24, 2012 17:11:41 GMT -6
==> Lofora: Be the terrible botanist.
You're not a terrible botanist. Just very specialized.
[/center] LOFORA: ✯ uuhh.
LOFORA: ✯ thhaat's aa neegaatiivee, duudeer.
LOFORA: ✯ aall ii g∞t aaree caactii.
LOFORA: ✯ s∞rryy.
You frown. You really should expand. But you won't because you're only into practical botany.
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Post by magius on Jul 24, 2012 17:15:45 GMT -6
==> be a bit disappointed Ah well. Maybe you're just not destined to see other plants or something. FAILOW: ah thats too bad
FAILOW: if you ever start growing other stuff i wouldnt mind seeing it thougfh
FAILOW: s o what eolse do you do? She's gotta have more hobbies than that, although growing plants does probably take a considerable amount of time. Not that you would know. |
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Post by lofora on Jul 24, 2012 17:18:44 GMT -6
==> Lofora: Inform.
You are the informant. It's you. You bring information to others. Like what you like to do. That is information. You're going to inform Failow.
Your job is almost complete.
[/center] LOFORA: ✯ ii wriitee p∞eetryy.
LOFORA: ✯ thheen buurn iit.
LOFORA: ✯ ii aals∞ paaiint.
LOFORA: ✯ thheen buurn iit.
LOFORA: ✯ thhee buurniing staagee iis veeryy iimp∞rtaant t∞ geet aa seensee ∞ff caathhaarsiis, truust.
Job completed.
You are the best informant.
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