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Post by slayer on Jul 14, 2012 21:08:42 GMT -6
==> SI: Explore [/size][/b] You look. So hard. You are currently looking for ANGUIS CALIGO, a troll you have NOT ACTUALLY MET, but you've spoken. You know for a fact that she is BATSHIT INSANE, but in a good way. You hope to become friends with her, because that is a thing you're doing now. Friendship is fucking magic.
[/justify][/size] SLAIER: ANGUIS!
SLAIER: Can you hear me!?
SLAIER: Don't answer me if you can't!
SLAIER: But if you can.
SLAIER: Uh...
SLAIER: DO? [/spoiler] |
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Post by anguis on Jul 14, 2012 21:30:26 GMT -6
======> ANGUIS: Be surrounded by idiots. Forever and always. You had been sleeping, which you don't do all that often anymore, so when some fucker comes around screaming his fucking head off, you're gonna wake up. And you're not going to be happy. Between the lingering static of the horrorterrors, your raging headache, and your perpetual desire to not want to talk to anyone ever, you're not happy. You're rather unhappy, in fact, and you really are not in the mood for other people. But tough titty, said the kitty, and so you roll out of your pile of Adonis's scrap fabric, loop the plush snake that you absolutely fucking despise around your neck, and take your sweet-ass time locating the bitch who decided to scream your name loud enough for fetid cadavers thousands of light-years away to hear and applaud. And it's your lord and fucking master. Not the soporwhore, but the fishbitch. You don't trust him. But then, you don't really trust anyone except Adonis. ANGUIS: What the fuck do you want from my life. [/color][/center][/font] |
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Post by slayer on Jul 14, 2012 21:38:20 GMT -6
==> SI: Be kind of scared [/size][/b] You are. Holy shit what is this. In your experience, anyone who doesn't bow to you immediately doesn't fear you, and if they don't fear you they're likely to attack you, you have no idea how to deal with trolls who will attack you but that you've also sworn not to kill. ANYWAY, you smile at Anguis semi-friendly like, because you intend to be friends. OR SOMEONE IS GETTING HURT. It will probably be you.
[/justify][/size] SLAIER: What do I want?
SLAIER: Anguis, I want..
SLAIER: To be your friend. [/spoiler] |
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Post by anguis on Jul 14, 2012 21:52:52 GMT -6
======> ANGUIS: Be dumbstruck. You're pretty sure you just got infected by a fatal amount of moron. You're also pretty sure that the homicidal would-be emperor basically just told you that you're going to be friends with him. You could be wrong, though. You're not the sharpest when you're sleepy. ANGUIS: Sso you're high ass a motherfucking kite.
ANGUIS: Iss that like a highblood thing or ssomething?
ANGUIS: Getting high?
ANGUIS: You know what.
ANGUIS: Don't ansswer that.
ANGUIS: I'm going back to ssleep. [/color] You turn to leave. [/center][/font] |
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Post by slayer on Jul 14, 2012 21:59:09 GMT -6
==> SI: Stop her! [/size][/b] Just don't TOUCH her. You feel like you should stop her, as she seems to be under the assumption that you and Lofora share anything more than having gills and really nice hair.
[/justify][/size] SLAIER: No, I'm always sober.
SLAIER: Please, come on.
SLAIER: We can hang out and stuff.
SLAIER: Or do you hate me?
SLAIER: I mean, I'm not all hung up on this hemospectrum shit, so yeah.
SLAIER: We can be friends, can't we? [/spoiler] |
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Post by anguis on Jul 14, 2012 22:11:33 GMT -6
======> ANGUIS: Continue to be dumbstruck. Yeah, no problem. You turn back and stare at Slaier. You think he might be sincere, and that terrifies the shit out of you. But no, he can't be sincere. He must have ulterior motives. Highbloods always do. You hold on tighter to Evelina and take a breath. ANGUIS: Bullsshit.
ANGUIS: Highbloodss alwayss care about the hemosspectrum.
ANGUIS: It'ss impossssible for you not to.
ANGUIS: What'ss your angle?
ANGUIS: What are you trying to get here? [/color][/center][/font] |
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Post by slayer on Jul 14, 2012 22:15:43 GMT -6
==> SI: Confess [/size][/b] Honesty is the best policy. Oh sweet, now you want to throw up. You kind of look down at the ground before speaking, you know that what you're about to say next is not only a bad idea but extremely fucking pathetic and petty of you. Whatever, you wont be caught lieing to your teammates.
[/justify][/size] SLAIER: Do you happen to be aware that Caegar is currently furious with me?
SLAIER: Because I refuse to put up with her elitist hoofbeast shit.
SLAIER: Our world is dead.
SLAIER: I don't give a single fuck about blood color at this point.
SLAIER: I need friends and allies, not servants. [/spoiler] |
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Post by anguis on Jul 14, 2012 22:30:24 GMT -6
======> ANGUIS: Consider the highblood. You think he's being honest, but you're not entirely sure. A lifetime of suspicion has made you wary, and you don't trust highbloods in general, let alone a tyrianblood. ANGUIS: Okay.
ANGUIS: Fine.
ANGUIS: Maybe I can believe that.
ANGUIS: That doessn't tell me what you want with me sspecifically though.
ANGUIS: Why the fuck would you want me on your sside? [/color][/center][/font] |
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Post by slayer on Jul 14, 2012 22:36:30 GMT -6
==> SI: Shrug [/size][/b] Can't a guy just make friends without questions being asked? You briefly contemplate reasons for which you'd want Anguis to be your friend. While it is true that she isn't the type you'd normally think of as friendship material, you can't really be too picky these days.
[/justify][/size] SLAIER: Well, unlike the others, you and I are both based on poisonous creatures.
SLAIER: Also, uh.
SLAIER: Look, fuck, I'm not good at this.
SLAIER: I've been alone since forever and my only friends right now are Lofora the cactus juice addict and Faillow the guy who likes to clean all the things.
SLAIER: I need a friend who isn't a space cadet!
SLAIER: Also one that doesn't give a single fuck about my blood color. [/spoiler] |
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Post by anguis on Jul 15, 2012 5:36:15 GMT -6
======> ANGUIS: Shrug.This is really just kind of pathetic, and not even in a good way. The guy's desperate. You guess you can throw him a bone. You do think it's funny that he pointed out that you give exactly zero shits about the caste system. You do care that he's a highblood, but that's really only because highbloods are homicidal bitches as a rule. It makes it easier for you to figure out who to keep an eye on. Cactus juice. You file that tidbit away for later. ANGUIS: Ugh.
ANGUIS: Fine.
ANGUIS: I guessss we can do this troll disseasse called friendsship.
ANGUIS: If you even sso much ass think anything even vaguely homicidal I will kick your assss all the way to the human Sskaia.
ANGUIS: Now then.
ANGUIS: What do you want to do? [/color][/center][/font] |
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Post by slayer on Jul 15, 2012 10:48:41 GMT -6
==> SI: Be excited. [/size][/b] ALL ABOARD THE FRIENDSHIP EXPRESS. You just casually decide not to let Anguis know that you're ALWAYS thinking homicidal thoughts. You can't help it, it's just who you are.
You briefly stop and think about what you know about Olive Bloods. It occurs to you that you know very little of their social habit and a disturbing amount about how to kill them in the most effective manner. You decide that Anguis never needs to know that.
[/justify][/size] SLAIER: Why don't we do things that you want to do?
SLAIER: Mostly because the things I like to do involve being underwater for long periods of time.
SLAIER: Like Drownball. [/spoiler] |
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Post by anguis on Jul 17, 2012 20:23:28 GMT -6
======> ANGUIS: Be unexcited.Already there, thanks. You try to think about what you like to do. You like snakes. And snakeskins. And weapons. You don't want to let Slaier near any weapons, though. You also like relationships, and studying them, and studying other trolls, but that's something you'd rather not share. Your theories about the Alternian government probably wouldn't fly, either. Meditation probably got a giant FUCK NO as soon as Slaier became the friend. You stare at Slaier and suddenly become very nervous as you realize that he is talking about things involving drowning and you two are the only people around. You decide to change the subject to something other than activities. ANGUIS: You wouldn't like the thingss I like.
ANGUIS: Unlessss you like trolling the humanss.
ANGUIS: Have you talked to Alex at all? [/color][/center][/font] |
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Post by slayer on Jul 17, 2012 20:33:47 GMT -6
==> SI: Poker face [/size][/b] She can't read your, she can't read your... You politely tell the voice in your head that you don't like Troll Lady Gaga, even though her horns are sublime. You just casually decide that you are going to continue with your honesty policy.
[/justify][/size] SLAIER: Alex?
SLAIER: Yes.
SLAIER: We sort of bonded over the whole Prince thing.
SLAIER: And then I maybe gave him whatever authority Caegar perceives me to have.
SLAIER: I don't think he knows that most of you don't even like me.
SLAIER: Which is fine, I guess. [/spoiler] |
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Post by anguis on Jul 24, 2012 19:14:28 GMT -6
======> ANGUIS: Suddenly be interested.What? No. Please. Like you'd suddenly be all over a conversation just because some dunkass human is being conversed about. That's just stupid and absolutely not what you are doing. At all. ANGUIS: Ha.
ANGUIS: Becausse he really needed the ego boosst.
ANGUIS: Oh jeguss.
ANGUIS: I can't sspeak for anyone elsse.
ANGUIS: But me perssonally.
ANGUIS: It'ss not that I don't like you.
ANGUIS: I don't disslike you.
ANGUIS: It'ss more.
ANGUIS: I'm kind of fucking terrified that you're going to sstart murdering people any day now.
ANGUIS: You sshouldn't feel bad though.
ANGUIS: I think that about half the people on thiss gogdamned meteor. [/color][/center][/font] |
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Post by slayer on Jul 30, 2012 19:07:00 GMT -6
==> SI: Be confused [/size][/b] You don't know whether you should be flattered or insulted. You smile and kind of blank out for a few seconds. You're really not sure if she just called you out or what. You feel the need to set her straight, although you already know that it wont do any good.
[/justify][/size] SLAIER: For what it's worth, you have my word that I'm not going to go off and murderer EVERYONE.
SLAIER: There are one or two of us that I think my plans could do without.
SLAIER: A certain indigo blood, for example.
SLAIER: But whether I do anything about it or not is entirely up to them.
SLAIER: It's my intent that most of us survive this shit. I mean it wouldn't really be a problem for me to conquer whatever shit planet the humans make on my own, but having an elite group would expedite things. [/spoiler] |
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