==> Caegar: Break Shit [OPEN]

[vio]

==> Caegar: Break Shit.
The meteor is, for the most part, quiet.

You break the silence like you break the screen of your computer's monitor. The glass cuts your hand, drawing beautiful midnight indigo blood.

For its offense, the monitor is hurled across the room to smash against the wall.

Screaming, you turn on its twins. A thrown chair has a hot date with a monitor that ends in fireworks and broken hearts.

Howling, swearing, screaming, you smash things until you start feeling better.

You don't start feeling better.

[/blockquote][/center]

[solarapothecary]

======> Adonis: Resort to theatrical hysterics.

You jump from your seat in front of the computer you are using to converse with your human charge at the sound of a very familiar scream.

Oh jegus she's going to start killing everyone, isn't she?

But instead you steel yourself, standing up from the chair and making your way towards the source of the screaming, where you find none other than Caeger.

You lean against the doorframe in a manner you would like to think as cool, but really it's to keep your knees from shaking. You cross your arms as an extra precautionary measure.

Adonis: Hey.
Adonis: Is something wrong?

[/blockquote][/center]

[vio]

==> Caegar: Smash face.
You turn on the jadeblood.

Jadebloods are tricky to place on the hemospectrum. Strictly lower than you, but unique.

You punch him in the face.

SPOILER: Click to show

CAEGAR: OF COURSE SOMETHINGS MOTHERFUCKING WRONG!
CAEGAR: LOOK AT WHERE THE MOTHERFUCK WE ARE, JADEBLOOD!

[solarapothecary]

=====> Adonis: Spit teeth like cherry pits.

Fuck.

That hurt.

Really bad.

You spend a moment touching your face, checking to see if anything was indeed knocked loose.

Seems everything's fine, though.

Adonis: FFFFFUCK.
Adonis: GOGDAMNIT.
Adonis: You don't fucking think I realize where we are!?
Adonis: Jegus christ that hurt.
Adonis: We're on a rock floating in space, the last of our kind, hiding from some asshole in fucking candy armor!

[/blockquote][/center]

[vio]

==> Caegar: Boggle vacantly at these shenanigans.
Holy shit. He actually gets it. There's a surprise.

SPOILER: Click to show

CAEGAR: v HOLY FUCKING SHIT v
CAEGAR: v YOU ACTUALLY REMEMBER v
CAEGAR: v WE COULD DIE AT ANY FUCKING MOMENT v
CAEGAR: v AND YOU'RE ASKING IF SOMETHING IS MOTHERFUCKING WRONG v

[solarapothecary]

======> Adonis: Tell her she's batshit insane.

You give her as dirty of a look as your swelling face can muster, but your face hurts too much so you end up just pouting.

You contemplate why you even bothered to be concerned.

But come to the conclusion you'd probably still do this if given the choice to do this over again.

Even if similar past experiences tell you otherwise.

The human disease of FRIENDSHIP may have already taken root in your heart chambered circulatory organ. You should probably go get that looked at.

Adonis: Well, I'd just thought I'd ask.
Adonis: Just in case.

[/blockquote][/center]

[aethal]

======> Aethal: Investigate Noise

Hearing some kind of COMMOTION, most likely criminal, you decide to investigate. It sounds like it's coming from the chamber that Caegar claimed for herself and her computer. Of course as possibly the last Lawmaker left in the universe, it's your duty to investigate!You COMBAT JUSTICE ROLL into the room, hand by your gun as you scan the room for HOSTILE CRIMINALS. ADONIS is nursing a nasty, swollen wound on his face and CAEGAR seems unharmed. Of course it doesn't take a MASTER DETECTIVE to figure out what happened here.

Although you don't discount the idea that this could have been done by some kind of NINJA.

SPOILER: Click to show

AETHAL: alrighT, i'M herE! nO onE paniC!

You straighten up, adjusting your CRUDE RED FELT TIE that you made not half an hour before. You have yet to finish your CRAPPY BLUE FELT SUIT but soon...

wait, you're still wearing the tie? Shit.

[/center]