Post by alexander on Jul 9, 2012 14:46:31 GMT -6
==> ZA: Make phat lewt.
Oh hell yes.
You aren't really sure where your SERVER is, but you don't care. Thanks to the power that is GRISTTORRENT, you have been ROBBING YOUR CLIENT BLIND. Needless to say, thanks to her stockpile, you've got enough grist to do whatever you want, for the most part. So you GET TO WORK.
You roam around your house a bit. Finally, you pick up an AI CORE you had been planning to use for the Metal Gear. Well, too late for that now, you might as well put it to use though.
Taking it to the Alchemiter, you CREATE YOUR FIRST TOY. You combine your PHONE along with the AI CORE to make an AUTO RESPONDER.
Fuck you could really use one of these, you immediately captchalogue it.
You realize that you have MOST OF WHAT YOU NEED. You say most because there is still one more item that you need before you are really ready to become the GOD OF SPACE that you are destined to be. You root around your room before finding a THICK BOOK on astrology, and various other matters concerning space. You combine it with the AI CORE you had planned for Metal Gear along with your PHONE.
You realize you have created the CORE OF SPACE. It looks at you with its lone eye and seems to practically squee. You decide to keep it outside whenever you can, perhaps strapped to your back.
You are its father. It is you.
[/center]Oh hell yes.
You aren't really sure where your SERVER is, but you don't care. Thanks to the power that is GRISTTORRENT, you have been ROBBING YOUR CLIENT BLIND. Needless to say, thanks to her stockpile, you've got enough grist to do whatever you want, for the most part. So you GET TO WORK.
You roam around your house a bit. Finally, you pick up an AI CORE you had been planning to use for the Metal Gear. Well, too late for that now, you might as well put it to use though.
Taking it to the Alchemiter, you CREATE YOUR FIRST TOY. You combine your PHONE along with the AI CORE to make an AUTO RESPONDER.
Fuck you could really use one of these, you immediately captchalogue it.
You realize that you have MOST OF WHAT YOU NEED. You say most because there is still one more item that you need before you are really ready to become the GOD OF SPACE that you are destined to be. You root around your room before finding a THICK BOOK on astrology, and various other matters concerning space. You combine it with the AI CORE you had planned for Metal Gear along with your PHONE.
You realize you have created the CORE OF SPACE. It looks at you with its lone eye and seems to practically squee. You decide to keep it outside whenever you can, perhaps strapped to your back.
You are its father. It is you.
CORE OF SPACE:SPACE. TRIAL. PUTTIN' THE SYSTEM ON TRIAL. IN SPACE. SPACE SYSTEM. ON TRIAL. GUILTY. OF BEIN' IN SPACE! GOIN' TO SPACE JAIL!
ALEX: Cool.