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Post by alexander on Jul 12, 2012 1:00:02 GMT -6
==> ZA: Screw the Rules.You plan to with your vast amount of wealth. You have just finished HELPING YOUR TIME PLAYER. She had been a bit worried, or excited, for what is apparently going to be her demise. However, you put on A BIT OF AN ACT to take her mind off it. Talking about boners, sex and attempting to gimp the rules of time aren't really your thing, but it helps keep her mind off things. It's what you, as the SELF DESIGNATED LEADER, must do in order to keep MORALE HIGH. Despite this, you can't help but notice HOW MANY FACADES YOU'VE BEEN KEEPING UP. What with being more brutal to Finn and lying about blackrom to Caegar. However, now you stand before your ALCHEMITER, ready to SCREW THE RULES and just fly through your gate, Lela present or no. However, you aren't sure WHAT TO DO. Your brow starts to sweat a little as you prepare yourself. You ponder CONTACTING YOUR FAIRY GOD TROLL. Maybe she would have the answer. But at the same time you feel as if you are TAKING HER FOR GRANTED. It's quite a conundrum. [/center] |
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Post by VEDANT ONETTE on Jul 12, 2012 1:36:17 GMT -6
-- posthumousParadigm [PP] began trolling zeusAmmon [ZA] --
PP: y0
PP: i dunn0 h0w l0ng its ßeen since weve talked in y0ur timeline
PP: ßut like f0r me its ßeen a little while
PP: l0ng st0ry sh0rt- things are evening 0ut here
PP: and y0u m0therfuckers are headed int0 the midgame
PP: i think
PP: numßer 0ne:
PP: y0u need t0 find y0ur fr0gs
PP: and create the genesis tadp0le
PP: thr0ugh this y0u will inevitaßly light the f0rge
PP: this is what y0u d0
PP: ßy the way
PP: what the fuck is up with y0u guys and death
PP: cali is talkin ß0ut dyin
PP: shes talkin ß0ut y0u dyin
PP: all this ßullshit
PP: and way t0 fucking g0 i am t00 lazy t0 l00k ßack and see what happened
PP: and d0nt wanna m0ve f0rward ßecause ill l0se my place
PP: s0 far this is a funny m0vie
PP: and i d0nt wanna get sp0iled
PP: als0-
PP: get y0ur ultimate weap0ns s00n
PP: ßecause--->
PP: 0h my g0d
PP: why the fuck are y0ur imps radi0active?
PP: what did y0u d000000?
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Post by alexander on Jul 12, 2012 4:53:46 GMT -6
==> ZA: Answer the Knight of Heart.
Oh, it's Baltyr. You flip out your phone and let him speak his piece. You raise an eyebrow. It seems like he's become a bit more of a JERK since you last talked to him, but whatever. Wait, is he talking about you DYING due to Finn? Really? Cali begs you not to say anything, but she goes and BLABS TO TROLLS SHE HAS NEVER MET. Needless to say, you are going to have to have a word with her after this about KEEPING YOUR FUCKING TRAP SHUT.
But one line catches your eye in particular. [/center] You turn around to see the imps clustering with a couple ogres. They are indeed RADIOACTIVE. You take a stap back, bumping into the Alchemiter. This isn't right. You take another good look.
One of the imps SPIKE.
Just like Cory.
Venn, that son of a bitch. You captchalogue the CORE OF SPACE. Little guy doesn't need to see the battle. You ready your JOKERKIND. If you survive this, you are going to BRUTALLY MURDER VENN for PROTOTYPING YOUR SISTER.
You flash step, fast enough to vanish from the viewport entirely. [/center] |
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Post by VEDANT ONETTE on Jul 12, 2012 21:49:52 GMT -6
PP: PP: uhh
PP: are y0u there?
PP: y0ure n0t 0n the screen anym0re
PP: 0hjegus
PP: d00d are y0u alive
PP: uhhh 0kay i am s0rry f0r ßeing a d0uche
PP: i still kinda get the feeling its my j0ß t0 ße hard 0n y0u guys
PP: t0 kinda
PP: y0u kn0w
PP: keep human asses in gear
PP: real deal its a haßit left 0ver fr0m 0ur sessi0n
PP: ßut like fuck y0 that radi0active ßullshit
PP: what d0 y0u mean
PP: y0ur c0ry human did it
PP: are y0u ßullshitting me
PP: humans d0nt have p0wers right?
PP: and i am alm0st perfectly fucking p0sitive
PP: that i havent tr0lled a c0ry yet
PP: unless its just me ßeing a lazy shit
PP: which is easily p0ssißle
PP: and n0t caring aß0ut tr0lling said human
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Post by alexander on Jul 12, 2012 22:04:05 GMT -6
==> AUTO RESPONDER: Take over.
While the real Alex FIGHTS FOR HIS LIFE AND DOES LITTLE TO NO DAMAGE. You, the FLAWLESS MACHINE OF SUPERIORITY YOU ARE, decide to take over. [/center] ZA: I will inform you now.
ZA: This is not the real Alex.
ZA: But an auto responder he created recently.
ZA: As for your questions.
ZA: For the most part no.
ZA: Ocia supposedly has psychic powers.
ZA: But that's it.
ZA: Cory however, is an exception.
ZA: She can be anywhere she wants at any time.
ZA: She traveled from Alex's house to Venn's in a split second.
ZA: She is also incredibly powerful.
ZA: Her and Alex never have normal strifes.
ZA: Simply because the gap is so large the point is moot.
ZA: She would just beat him down with zero effort.
ZA: I can say with absolute certainty.
ZA: That there is not a single thing on earth.
ZA: That is stronger than Cory.
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Post by VEDANT ONETTE on Jul 12, 2012 22:26:41 GMT -6
PP: wh0a y0u guys are just n0w ßuilding aut0resp0nders?
PP: that was s0 last millenia
PP: hahahaha
PP: i am fucking ar0und
PP: ßut that is kinda seri0us
PP: that is fucking w0rse than--->
PP: wh0a
PP: what
PP: 0h my fucking g0d
PP: 0h n0
PP: jackkkkk
PP: that m0therfucker
PP: hes g0nna get the queens ring y0
PP: hes g0nna fuck shit up with the new pr0t0type
PP: alex
PP: d00d this is what we saw
PP: that green
PP: and jack
PP: s0 it was y0u humans
PP: --->
PP: ------------>
PP: wh0 the fuck did it s0 i can kill them
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Post by alexander on Jul 12, 2012 22:38:39 GMT -6
==> AUTO RESPONDER: Keep talking.
Alex stops for a brief second, causing a brief reemergence back on screen, this is short lived as he vanishes again. [/center] ZA: You don't say.
ZA: You may wish to inform your kind of what was prototyped.
ZA: In the meantime, Alex seems to believe it was Venn.
ZA: I however, do not have such suspicions.
ZA: It would be uncharacteristic of Venn to do such a thing.
ZA: There is also the factor that Alex would have seen the imps as Cali's server.
ZA: If Cory has been prototyped.
ZA: She either prototyped herself with a different kernelsprite.
ZA: Or another one of us prototyped her.
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Post by cory on Jul 13, 2012 19:22:11 GMT -6
==> Cory: Appear [/center] GREEN MILES Impossibly bright, undulating tendrils of green fire lance through the ogres and imps, instantly reducing them to grist before curving up, into the sky, striking down the basilisks in the air and lancing down again, tearing apart the landscape, killing every enemy for miles around.
You are at the heart of it all, a flickering storm of light and images, and when it ends, you wave to your brother. [/center] |
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Post by alexander on Jul 13, 2012 19:31:56 GMT -6
==> ZA: Usurp control.
You return to being ALEX. Right now, you're worn out. You barely did anything to those RADIOACTIVE GOD IMPS. Thankfully, the situation fixed itself. Cory arrived and SAVED THE DAY. The GREEN MILES end up spreading throughout LOFAF, wiping out any enemies within several miles. You just end up GAWKING AT YOUR CLEARLY NOT PROTOTYPED SISTER. But this just raises QUESTIONS. Most of all, WHY ARE THE IMPS LIKE THAT? HOW WAS SHE ABLE TO DO THAT. Even you had never seen her pull something like that before.
You realize you are gawking and quickly compose yourself. [/center] ALEX: I.
ALEX: Cory.
ALEX: You're ok!
ALEX: Sweet merciful Jesus am I glad you're ok.
ALEX: I thought Venn prototyped you!
ALEX: And these imps.
ALEX: Why are they acting like you?
ALEX: What happened?
ALEX: What's going on?
ALEX: How is everyone doing?
Your AUTORESPONDER messages Baltyr. [/center] ZA: There we go.
ZA: Alex overreacted.
ZA: But, as you can see.
ZA: Ridiculously powerful.
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