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Post by sherpderp on Jul 13, 2012 17:24:43 GMT -6
==> Mori: Open eyes [/size][/b] There's not much to see, but you're glad there's anything there at all. You can't hear the meteors anymore, you take this as a sign that the danger has passed. Using your HIGH SPEED MOTION you rush to the door that will lead you up into the church proper, you make sure to take an old laptop with you.
Arriving at the end of the basement you stare up at the huge black steel doors that separate you from the church. You've never opened this door before, your guardian had always opened it for you with their RIDICULOUS STRENGTH. Not wanting to be alone in the dark anymore, you jump kick the doors and send them flying open.
The church is more or less intact, which is great. You make your way to the wooden double doors that lead to the outside. You vaguely wonder if your "medium" will look anything like Finn's. You haven't ever seen the sun except in pictures, it would be nice if your planet was nice and tropical like Finn's. You kick the doors open, as is your way.
[/justify][/size] So much for seeing the sun, your medium is in fact cloaked in ETERNAL NIGHT. Off in the distance you can see a number of castles and other buildings, all in a state of disrepair. In the sky looms an ominous red rink revolving around a black shape you can't quite make out, all of this is cloked a strange fog. Also, you're PRETTY SURE that it's raining CHERRY SODA.
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LR: †Well, prissy?
LR: †Ain't this some shit.
LR: †This place is all kinds of fuckin' depressin'.
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Post by reni on Jul 13, 2012 17:40:41 GMT -6
==> Reni: Gosh.
Really? She still needs you? For real? You thought you were done with her. But you suppose not. You sigh once more, taking a sip instead of a swig. Of course, you have many more bottles of various kinds, but you only have one more bottle of this. You look. What in the world?
Maybe people haven't been lying or playing jokes on you.
[/center] ED: and here i thought we were done
ED: i guess not
ED: what do i do next
You light another cigarette. You're already done with this game foolishness. Except you have to.
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Post by sherpderp on Jul 14, 2012 11:05:57 GMT -6
==> Mori: Strategic ogle [/size][/b] You ogle the landscape, noting everything you can use to your advantage. It's dark as hell in LOCAR, you can tell that much, all this means is that you have an absolute advantage over everything here. You note that the ground is littered with stones that are of a size which would make them ideal munitions, your secret weapon is effectively everything on the ground.
You note that Reni is already bored, despite a whole new environment sprawling out in front of her whatever she passes for a communication device.
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LR: †Reni, just go find someone to get ya into the game.
LR: †I would feel bad at this point if I just let ya sit there.
LR: †Doin' nothin', like we both know ya would.
LR: †I'll bother you if there's somethin' I need ya for.
[/spoiler] You head back into the church, barring the large wooden doors as soon as you get in. It doesn't take you long to notice that there's something in the room with you, you can smell the sickening stench of the unnatural. You turn around, you have lived in darkness your entire life for this very reason, it's easy to see the many black faces glaring at you from the pews, this is where your work begins.
You draw several things from your specibus, specifically from your sword abstratus. The weapons you hold could indeed be called swords, although they were not meant for the usual purpose, these were meant to be thrown at high speeds.
[/justify][/size] [/size][/b] You wonder if these monsters have eyesight on par with a humans, if so, you probably just vanished from their perspective. You release the three swords in your right hand, sending them into the faces of the beasts, you hardly notice that they explode into fragments of assorted colors. Drawing more and more swords from your specibus, you swiftly remove every last one of the vermin from the church.
You hear something behind you and so you turn. Some of the light from the red ring in the sky is filtering in through the windows, you can see clearly that the beast has something that slightly resembles a cannon.
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MORI: That.
MORI: That is not a fuckin' railgun.
MORI: That's not what I'm seein'.
[/spoiler] You push your body to go faster, you remove the thing's head as quickly as you can and it too explodes into fragments. You have no idea what the fuck is going on, you sincerely hope someone else does.
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Post by reni on Jul 14, 2012 15:25:57 GMT -6
==> Reni: Be bored.
You honestly don't care about Mori's antics in her little world. You're too busy dreaming of what your world is going to be like. Hopefully something absolutely astounding. Monuments everywhere. Something fitting your personality. Mori has one fitting hers, after all. Thankfully, Mori tells you to go do other things. There is a god.
[/center] ED: good
You know you have to talk to Ocia eventually. He is the one who is going to get you into this game. You could use profanity, but you're above that. You instead pass the time by watching Mori get herself killed. Or, apparently, be the one who is doing all of the killing. You lean in once you see the weapon on that thing. This is more like it. You grin. Maybe she'll get conked out for an hour or three.
Then she kills it.
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Post by sherpderp on Jul 14, 2012 15:51:49 GMT -6
==> Mori: Think [/size][/b] You come to a startling realization. You realized two things while fighting the monsters; the first being that your speed completely takes you out of their vision, this is good. The second thing is that they are ridiculously durable, you had to saw at that last one's neck before the head would come off, that is not good, in any way. You put these things in the back of your mind, as it DOES NOT FUCKING MATTER.
You hear a beeping noise coming from your laptop, you should probably get on that. You hope it's someone who isn't Reni.
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LR: †Oh.
LR: †Right, you were still there.
LR: †Did ya forget the part where I'm a trained killer?
LR: †Ain't a single fuck being given about these monsters, is there?
LR: †If it attacks I can dodge it, if it bleeds I can kill it, and if it has a neck, well, I can snap that easily.
[/spoiler] You sit down in one of the aisles and attempt to think of what you might have to do next. Unlike regular games, there was no hint button that you could use to figure out what your objective was. As far as you know, the only goal is to survive.
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Post by reni on Jul 14, 2012 16:00:01 GMT -6
==> Reni: Give up.
You tried to strike up a conversation, but Mori was not about to have it. You sigh.
[/center] ED: ok
You leave it at that as you sigh and get in contact with Ocia.
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Post by sherpderp on Jul 15, 2012 15:45:02 GMT -6
==> Mori: Do the unthinkable [/size][/b] If you want to make any progress, you have to swallow your fury. You come to the conclusion that there is exactly one other person who is as gifted a gamer as you are. It also occurs to you that you FUCKING HATE HIM TO OBLIVION. You find yourself with no choice but to contact him.
[/justify][/size] -- legendaryRegenerator [LR] began pestering zeusAmmon [ZA]--
LR: †Alex, I hate to do this, really fuckin' hate.
LR: †Fuck.
LR: †I need help.
LR: †I don't know what to do in this fuckin' game right now.
LR: †And Reni is fuckin' useless. [/spoiler] |
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Post by alexander on Jul 15, 2012 21:48:18 GMT -6
ZA: LR: †Someone needs to be remindin' me to put a knife in Alex at some point.
LR: †Claimin' to be God.
LR: †HERESY.
ZA: Isn't that what you said?
ZA: But lo.
ZA: The worm has turned.
ZA: And now you need my help.
ZA: Where oh where is your God now.
ZA: Isn't this when he's supposed to step in?
ZA: At your most desperate?
ZA: Didn't the verse go something like...
ZA: "The sacrifices of God are a broken spirit; a broken and contrite heart, O God, you will not despise."
ZA: Delicious.
ZA: So what have you done so far?
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Post by sherpderp on Jul 16, 2012 11:15:58 GMT -6
==> Mori: Calm bloodrage [/size][/b] YOU ARE TRYING. It takes absolutely all of your willpower not to turn your head skyward and erupt into a volcano of blood and rage vomit.
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LR: †Look here, Sorele.
LR: †I'm not in the mood to be dyin'
LR: †And I've already done my share of grovelin' to Reni.
LR: †You think you can do worse to me than what prissy already has?
LR: †Fuckin' think again.
LR: †I've got in the game.
LR: †My Medium fuckin' blows.
LR: †These fuckin' robot demon things popped up in the church.
LR: †Made short work of them.
LR: †And now I'm sittin' down tryin' to figure out what needs gettin' done.
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Post by alexander on Jul 17, 2012 21:13:53 GMT -6
ZA: Isn't the first commandment "You shall have no other Gods" ?
ZA: I'd imagine the groveling is a violation of that.
ZA: Whatever.
ZA: Anyway, you need your Server player.
ZA: In your case, Reni.
ZA: To build up to your gate.
ZA: In your case.
ZA: This likely means more groveling.
ZA: Enjoy.
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Post by sherpderp on Jul 18, 2012 11:52:03 GMT -6
==> Mori: Regret [/size][/b] Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck You just kind of stare blankly at the screen. Fuck this guy, seriously, but you've got what you need. Just one more question.
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LR: †In the past there were kings what ruled over men.
LR: †These men were granted that position by God almighty.
LR: †The peasants had ta bow before that king.
LR: †If I have ta bow before prissy ta do the Lord's work.
LR: †So be it.
LR: †But, one question before ya go back ta, what I can only assume is findin' ways ta piss me off.
LR: †This is a game, and I didn't expect the enemies to be this powerful.
LR: †I don't care what, how, or why that is.
LR: †But I do want ta know if there's a way ta get weapons.
LR: †Better'n what we brought in, anyway.
[/spoiler] [/style] ==> Mori: Deal with prissy again [/size][/b] Okay. You click back to your initial chat window before Alex responds, you have more instructions for Reni.
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LR: †Prissy!
LR: †I have more instructions for ya!
LR: †Seems like yer gonna be buildin' some shit fer me.
LR: †In the upwards direction.
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Post by reni on Jul 18, 2012 11:57:14 GMT -6
==> Reni: Suddenly have to do more things.
You really hope this gets over and done with soon.
[/center] ED: perhaps if you could be more cryptic i could hire a detective to do this for me
ED: unfortunately i cant do that so youre just going to have to explain
You're almost in the game at this point and you actually don't have time. But you will.
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Post by sherpderp on Jul 18, 2012 12:06:05 GMT -6
==> Mori: Try to be nice [/size][/b] Fuck you and the horse you rode in on! It occurs to you that Reni isn't actually a bad person. You honestly expected her to just not respond and then block you on Pesterchum. Perhaps you should cut the girl some slack?
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LR: †Okay, look prissy.
LR: †I know yer basically a good person.
LR: †And ya don't irritate me near as much as Sorele.
LR: †So, I'm sorry fer bein' so demandin' right now.
LR: †I'm just kind of excited.
LR: †I think I know of a way ta make this part easier, though.
LR: †There's a tower outside what's taller than this here church.
LR: †Do ya suppose ya could start building from there?
LR: †I assume Sorele means that what we're looking for is directly above the church.
LR: †But I'm a damn good jumper.
LR: †So, as long as I can see the bitch, I can get on her.
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Post by reni on Jul 18, 2012 12:09:07 GMT -6
==> Reni: Sigh.
There she goes again, trying to suck up to you. Why even bother?
[/center] ED: mmhmm
ED: doll that doesnt help me at all
ED: what am i supposed to build to and what am i supposed to use to build
ED: i dont suppose theres a manual for this game
In your world, you casually headshot an imp.
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Post by sherpderp on Jul 18, 2012 12:14:48 GMT -6
==> Mori: Explain again [/size][/b] Here we go again. You sigh and prepare to type out the long fucking dissertation that is this game's functionality.
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LR: †While I was fucking with the thing fer Finn, I noticed some functions.
LR: †One of them being the ability ta build these solid white blocks of shit, using that build grist shit.
LR: †I didn't think of it before now, but the stuff what came out the demons was probably that.
LR: †Ya can also replicate parts of already existing structures.
LR: †As far as I know.
LR: †Just tell me when you've got it figured out, and I'll get my ass on top of the tower.
LR: †Then ya can build me a stairway to whatever the fuck is up there.
LR: †Or build in a fuckin' straight line, I don't care, I can climb anythin'.
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