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Post by sherpderp on Jul 13, 2012 13:27:09 GMT -6
==> MORI: Contact HATED ENEMY [/size][/b] You just know you're going to regret this. Your name is MORI MEMENTO and you love KNIVES. Your still looking over the interface for SBURB when you hear a ridiculously loud explosion somewhere in the distance. Logic dictates that the meteors are falling closer and closer to the church, logic also dictates that you're going to have to talk to that bitch RENI if you want to live.
Fuck.
[/justify][/size] -- legendaryRegenerator [LR] began pestering eminentDilettante [ED] --
LR: †Reni.
LR: †Yer not gonna like what I have to say right now.
LR: †I know there's a lot of bad blood between us.
LR: †But right now?
LR: †I'm goin' ta die if ya don't help me out with this fuckin' game. [/spoiler] Your not entirely certain that the prissy bitch even knows what a video game is, much less how to play one, but right now she is your ONLY HOPE for survival. You have no idea where your guardian is or how many of your "friends" are even still alive. You just wait and hope that Reni's at her computer, rather than watching some stupid old movie.
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Post by reni on Jul 13, 2012 13:35:37 GMT -6
==> Reni: Have to do things.
You honestly do not feel like it. Especially for Mori. You read her pleas and give a half-hearted sigh. You just woke up. Seriously.
[/center] ED: mori
ED: youre not making a very convincing plea
ED: help out someone you hate
ED: or continue to do nothing and rid yourself of that person
ED: youre going to have to offer something in return doll
You grin. You kind of like this.
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Post by sherpderp on Jul 13, 2012 13:43:43 GMT -6
==> MORI: Placate BITCH [/size][/b] You do NOT have time for this shit! You know Reni's type, spoiled and bratty, they always have to get what they want. Whatever, your personal feelings don't matter right now, what's important is helping your friends. You do, somewhat, hope that Reni gets crushed by space debris before she gets in, though.
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LR: †Fine.
LR: †Whatever you want, you can have!
LR: †I don't give a damn right now.
LR: †What I know is that my bros need me right now and I'm not gonna be able ta do much good flattened like a fuckin' frog on tha highway!
LR: †The same goes for you, prissy, I don't get in?
LR: †Your ass dies.
[/spoiler] You can't help but bluff slightly. Although, it might not be a total bluff if what Cali said was true about you being the healer. It means your the White Mage, and nobody gets nowhere without their White Mage.
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Post by reni on Jul 13, 2012 13:50:04 GMT -6
==> Reni: Go along with it.
You conclude now that Alex is playing a giant practical joke. You're going to have to talk to him later. In any case, he has Mori on his side.
[/center] ED: good enough i suppose
ED: not that theres much that a basement dwelling jesus freak can give me
ED: no offense doll
ED: what exactly do you need me to do
You grab a bottle of Dulce Vida, reposado of course, and take a swig. You're going to need it. Thinking of it, you take your PHONE with you, that you have been using to contact your acquaintances on Pesterchum, and bring it over to your window, where you promptly light a cigarette and take a long drag. You're going to need that, too.
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Post by sherpderp on Jul 13, 2012 13:56:30 GMT -6
==> MORI: Explain [/size][/b] Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck You sincerely hope that Reni has the discs, if she doesn't you're fucked, because you seriously can't deal with that aberration, Ocia.
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LR: †Please tell me ya have the Sburb discs?
LR: †I'm gonna need ya ta run the SERVER disc.
LR: †I'm already runnin' my CLIENT on this end, so when you install and run the server, it'll automagically connect to my client.
LR: †At which point you will be able to see me and, god help me, manipulate my environment.
LR: †You will refrain from doing unnecessary things and place down the free items in the Sburb interface.
LR: †I will then proceed to run around like a fuckin' moron, attemptin' to beat some arbitrary fuckin' timer.
LR: †Legit?
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Post by reni on Jul 13, 2012 14:02:03 GMT -6
==> Reni: Ugh.
You hope Mori was taught patience.
[/center] ED: that all sounds absolutely ridiculous
ED: that is of course excluding impossible from the veritable lexicon im seeming to assemble in describing this game
ED: in any case ill ask my guardian once i wake up fully sound good doll
ED: im sure your basement is
ED: quaint
You continue smoking, checking your pack to make sure you have enough to last you the day. It's a new pack, so of course you'll have enough. Regardless, you have three cartons in your closet, so you'll be fine. As always.
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Post by sherpderp on Jul 13, 2012 14:16:45 GMT -6
==> MORI: Rage [/size][/b] You manage to hold it in, but just barely. You're glad Reni can't see you right now, you wouldn't want to give her the satisfaction of seeing your face contorting with BARELY CONTAINED FURY.
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LR: †RENI.
LR: †NOW IS NOT THE TIME.
LR: †Please, please, for the love of God.
LR: †Go find your discs and start the server.
LR: †I'm going to be real with you here.
LR: †The meteors are hittin' closer to the church.
LR: †You're a bitch, an' so am I, that much we have in common.
LR: †But ya ain't gonna let me die here, are ya?
LR: †That would deprive you of an entire lifetime of lordin' this over me.
LR: †"Hey Mori, remember that time what came when I had to save yer sorry ass from the meteors? An' you was cryin' like a bitch?"
LR: †Like. A. Bitch.
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Post by reni on Jul 13, 2012 14:20:27 GMT -6
==> Reni: Surprise.
Mori's crying. You don't like seeing people cry. You feel awkward and out of place.
[/center] ED: gosh you people never let up
ED: fine be right back
You leisurely make your way into the living room, where the disks are waiting for you on a coffee table. You briefly consider scratching one, just to see what would happen. Oh no, you need a refund, you have a useless disk. But, you refrain, and return to your room, starting your laptop and inserting the server disk.
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Post by sherpderp on Jul 13, 2012 14:56:09 GMT -6
==> MORI: Thank god [/size][/b] You ogle a large crucifix in the corner of your room. You breathe a quick sigh of relief, you may just survive this yet.
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LR: †Okay.
LR: †That's fuckin' wonderful. FANTASTIC.
LR: †Just get that done and start doin' things the way I explained.
LR: †There SHOULD be enough room in this dungeon for you to arrange shit without me having to scramble all over the fuckin' place lookin' fer shit.
LR: †If there isn't?
LR: †Break shit, throw it through walls if ya have to.
LR: †Doesn't matter, everythin' is expendable at this point.
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Post by reni on Jul 13, 2012 15:06:58 GMT -6
==> Reni: Sigh.
She keeps typing. Ugh.
[/center] ED: whatever
You sigh and wait. It's almost done and- there it goes. Done. You can suddenly see Mori and you sputter. Is that how she wears her hair? Wow. Hideous. You're just glad she won't be seeing you. You decide not to comment on her appearance. Being a dungeon-dwelling Jesus freak, it's unlikely she has ever cared about her appearance. In fact, it's dangerously apparent.
ED: im just going to start putting things down
You click about, accidentally throwing a bed into a wall and cracking it. That could be useful, if it wasn't completely useless. You find a bunch of things you need to "deploy". Whatever. You deploy them all, boringly, along the walls. You have no idea what these things even are. Alchemiter? Cruxtruder? Totem lathe? They all sound stupid.
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Post by sherpderp on Jul 13, 2012 15:21:09 GMT -6
==> MORI: Move. Very fast. [/size][/b] You give Reni the bird, sure that she can see you, and proceed to show her how you roll. Remembering what you saw Finn do when you helped him get into the game you begin. A well placed knife thrown to the Cruxtruder's cap sends it spinning off, SOME FUCKING TUBE THING slides out and you just fucking grab that bitch. Also, the little ball of light shit came flying out, just as you expected, you'll deal with it momentarily.
You move as fast as you can, which is pretty fucking fast, and snag the PRE-PUNCHED CARD with which you proceed to do STUFF with. By the end of your blindingly fast operations, you note that the FUCKING TIMER is now showing that you have a mere minute left to live. FUCK. THAT. NOISE. Turning back to that FUCKING GIBBERISH FAERIE you toss one of your random ANIME FIGURES into it, like a pro.
You grab your newly alchemitized CRUXITE LAMP and shatter it with the force of a few dozen daggers. Blinding light fills your room, you run back to your desktop to tell Reni what's going on.
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LR: †Now.
LR: †Don't blink.
LR: †Don't look away.
LR: †Ya might miss it.
[/spoiler] You close your eyes momentarily to avoid being blinded by the INTENSE FUCKING LIGHT. Hopefully Reni didn't close hers, stupid tart.
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Post by reni on Jul 13, 2012 15:29:10 GMT -6
==> Reni: Oh.
How quaint. Mori flips you off. You sigh and lean back in your chair, taking a big swig of your tequila. You watch her go and do things. You suppose you should be taking notes as you're going to have to do this eventually. But you don't care that much. You watch as the screen is filled with light. The monitor probably doesn't display the amount of light that is actually being created. When Mori tells you to look, you naturally look away, taking another long swig and an equally long drag.
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