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Post by reni on Jul 24, 2012 16:03:14 GMT -6
==> Reni: Install Game.
You are now RENI LA FLEUR. Living the lifestyle of the rich and famous is TOUGH WORK. Your ACQUAINTANCES have convinced you to finally get a copy of this SBURB BETA that seems to have created quite a buzz from what you've heard. Whatever. You ordered it not too long ago. Overnight delivery, naturally. The discs will be here tomorrow. You decide now to inform your guardian of your purchase so he knows to pick up the discs tomorrow morning. You leave your room to inform your father. RENI: father dearest
RENI: i purchased a silly game my friends want me to play
RENI: the discs will be here tomorrow pick them up for me will you
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Post by rust on Jul 25, 2012 21:55:03 GMT -6
==> Rust: What game.
You are now RUST LA FLUER, the guardian who allows his daughter to live in such lavish lifestyles and think she'll someday be on par with the likes of MARILYN MONROE or AUDREY HEPBURN. Which she will not, because she is going to inherit your business so you don't have to pass it to that DRUNKEN SHYSTER you call a BUSINESS PARTNER. You are currently HAVING BREAKFAST and READING THE NEWSPAPER as any respectable FATHER FIGURE would. You pause in mid-chew of your toast and look over said paper, looking at your DAUGHTER with the PIERCING DARK EYES you're known for. |
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Post by reni on Jul 25, 2012 22:04:08 GMT -6
==> Reni: Converse with dearest father.
He's eating breakfast. He didn't swallow before beginning to speak. You wonder how you ever managed to acquire manners at all. RENI: sburb
RENI: its supposed to be nice
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Post by rust on Jul 29, 2012 4:25:59 GMT -6
==> Rust: CRUSH DAUGHTER'S HOPES AND DREAMS
"sburb"? No doubt one of those dumb videogames you hear kids are wasting their time on these days. Who are you kidding, you know exactly what it is.
You steel yourself to strike down your dearest daughter's wishes to save her from the horrors of THE GAME, flicking the corner of the newspaper back up in a dismissive manner, not even swallowing yet. Look at you. You crumble like a cookie soaked in milk, like always. She just reminds you so much of her amazing mother. Except fatter and with long hippie hair. Jeez, she's only fourteen and she has such huge boobs. You remind yourself to cut down on the red meat from the grocery list. And have the barber drop by. And a trainer. RUST: What's it like.
RUST: Does it have
RUST: horses.
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Post by reni on Jul 29, 2012 11:20:24 GMT -6
==> Reni: Sigh.
It probably doesn't. No games have horses in them unless they're set in medieval times. Nobody makes games about the wild west. It's barely even wild anymore. RENI: maybe
RENI: ill be sure to inform you if it does father
RENI: im not sure what its like my circle of acquaintances wanted nothing more than for me to get it so i did
RENI: simple as that
Of course, there is something in you that's curious as to what this game is about. You conveniently leave that out. |
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