apathyy in teal [LEIPUS]

[NEREID POMANO]

[atrb=border,0,true][atrb=cellspacing,0,true] benthicSusurrus [BS] began trolling lackadaisicalLagomorph [LL] BS: < Heyy there best teal-blooded friend on this side of the lovelyy land of Alternia~ BS: < Let's do that thing where I pretend I don't immediatelyy want something from yyou~ BS: < And yyou just don't give a flyying fuck either wayy~ BS: < If yyou'll pardon myy foul language, which of course yyou will~ BS: < On to the irrelevant things, of which there are plentyy~ BS: < Ahem. I assume yyou are still infected with whatever dreaded thing yyou caught?~ BS: < yyes, surelyy yyou are, how awful. I do put all myy hope in an eventual recoveryy on yyour part, rest assured~ BS: < Now it's yyour turn, ask me how I am~

[LEIPUS ILLOMA]

LL: yeah thanks
LL: and okay
LL: howre you ner

[NEREID POMANO]

[atrb=border,0,true][atrb=cellspacing,0,true] BS: < Whyy, with such brazen interest like that I'm sure we'll beat that apathyy of yyours just yyet~ BS: < Theyy said it couldn't be done but we'll surelyy be the ones laughing when all is said and done~ BS: < Though I fear myy terrible self might enjoyy either result~ BS: < But I will reward yyour ambitious question with an answer, and a truthful one at that~ BS: < How luckyy are we todayy?~ BS: < In yyour mind yyou probablyy don't care so telling yyou is rather harmless~ BS: < Here I go, don't tryy to stop me now~ BS: < I am feeling rather well despite the chance I mayy have veryy well culled myy lusus in our last pettyy disagreement~ BS: < I wonder, does that pique yyour interest even slightlyy?~

[LEIPUS ILLOMA]

LL: well
LL: normally id be worried as to how nonchalant you are bout cullin your lusus
LL: but i cant really say id expect a much different response from you
LL: |o:=
LL: i guess youre expectin me to ask more bout it though
LL: so
LL: what happened

[NEREID POMANO]

[atrb=border,0,true][atrb=cellspacing,0,true] BS: < yyou have such high opinions of me, don't yyou?~ BS: < She, myy lusus that is, was bellowing about something or other and upon myy inquiryy she saw fit to attempt to literallyy disarm me~ BS: < Having none of that I rightfullyy defended myyself and before I knew it a rather large rock had crushed and pinned her to the floor~ BS: < I left her there to form her escape without anyy of myy assistance, she is a grown custodian after all~ BS: < I'm under the impression she's still stuck there however, due to the sheer size of the rock, and I don't think she can breathe while stationaryy~ BS: < Though, didn't yyour custodian teach yyou how curiousityy killed the meowbeast?~ BS: < Of course I probablyy shouldn't put too much faith in a teal blooded lusus or it's charge~ BS: < Hmm, I think yyou've cheered me up slightlyy just byy being an aloof point of reference~ BS: < After all, it could alwayys be worse~

[LEIPUS ILLOMA]

LL: right
LL: glad i could help then

[NEREID POMANO]

[atrb=border,0,true][atrb=cellspacing,0,true] BS: < yyes, yyou alwayys know just what to sayy in such dire times~ BS: < The perfect companion filled to the brim with exactlyy what the situation calls for~ BS: < Which in this case apparentlyy happens to be a wall with three or four possible responses rather than, sayy, syympathyy~ BS: < What of yyour lusus then Leipus?~ BS: < Still alive and well despite that plague yyou carryy around with yyou?

[LEIPUS ILLOMA]

LL: well
LL: you don't seem too upset about it
LL: didnt think sympathy was required
LL: and hes fine
LL: i dont think they can catch the same illnesses we can
LL: besides i keep the hive clean
LL: its not like i leave my mucus lyin around coverin everythin

[NEREID POMANO]

[atrb=border,0,true][atrb=cellspacing,0,true] BS: < Hmm, I suddenlyy regret myy asking~ BS: < But wouldn't yyou sayy it's more than a bit difficult to tell the true feelings, or intentions, against what a troll happens to tyype?~ BS: < I could be swallowed byy grief at this veryy moment, or laughing hyystericallyy, and this could all be guise~ BS: < Myy qurik does leave much to be imagined I would think~ ;] BS: < But, yyou are prettyy spot on, mayybe yyou know me too well despite all myy best efforts~

[LEIPUS ILLOMA]

LL: i dont pay as much attention to the quirk as the words said usin it
LL: and come to realize more often than not youre not bein entirely truthful
LL: i wouldnt say i know you well though
LL: just was able to pick out the kind of obvious

[NEREID POMANO]

[atrb=border,0,true][atrb=cellspacing,0,true] BS: < I wouldn't sayy yyou know me either, unless I could muster the snark required for such an obvious- oh wait, I did that alreadyy right above~ BS: < So yyou're thinkpan is wrapped around the impression that I'm obviouslyy never entirelyy truthful?~ BS: < Can I not joke and playy around with yyou?~ BS: < yyou wound me, teal blood~ BS: < Oh, I mean Leipus, I assure yyou~ BS: < yyet of all our, friends, yyou, Leipus, are the onlyy troll to come to such a wild accusation~ BS: < Surelyy the majorityy cannot be wrong?~

[LEIPUS ILLOMA]

LL: i just think the majority have their thinkpans too high in the sky their judgements a bit cloudy
LL: or they plan to use it for their own gain
LL: or they just dont care
LL: like me
LL: i honestly dont really care about your social problems
LL: its cool
LL: just dont drag me into any of your power hungry schemes k

[NEREID POMANO]

[atrb=border,0,true][atrb=cellspacing,0,true] BS: < Aww but Leipus, yyou know as well as I all myy schemes are power hungryy, or at the veryy least related~ BS: < If I were to discard yyou from them we wouldn't have much of a reason to be friends anyymore~ BS: < And that was a rather dryy observation yyou just made there against our friends~ BS: < Myy thought process was a little bit different~ BS: < More along the lines stupidityy or, myy favorite, fear~ BS: < Afraid myy violet blooded self mayy show up at their hive to rip out a protein chute or two~ BS: < Curious how yyou don't care for yyour own well being considering how indigent yyou can act toward me~

[LEIPUS ILLOMA]

LL: thats cause im not afraid of dyin
LL: im not gonna let fear of the inevitable guide my actions
LL: besides
LL: i dont think you have it in you to kill me

[NEREID POMANO]

[atrb=border,0,true][atrb=cellspacing,0,true] BS: < yyou've made an error with yyour tyyping just there~ BS: < Or are yyou tryying to goad me into a reaction or something, which I shall remind yyou since yyour think pan is more than a little soft currentlyy; I don't appreciate in the slightest, friend~ BS: < In fact, yyou mayy have just disgusted me~ BS: < Whyy would yyou consider, for even a moment, that I wouldn't cull something like yyou?