NEGOTIATE [MILLES]

[miitwona]

--aidoneusTerminus[AT] began trolling sordidSeraph[SS]--
AT: mil.
AT: i would like to 9ro9osition you.
AT: wait.
AT: fuck, no.
AT: i mean make a 9ro9osition.
AT: i want your assistance with a FLAR9 cam9aign.
AT: where FLAR9 cam9aign is code for murder.
AT: in which murder is code for i need lusi to feed to my lusus.
AT: do you see where i am going with this?
AT: Ωterminate awkwardΩ

[maidofhope]

SS: ~=^=~ Uh, yeah I see where you're going with this. ~=^=~
SS: ~=^=~ Nah. ~=^=~
SS: ~=^=~ Murdering isn't my schtick. ~=^=~
SS: ~=^=~ You ever need to ruin the rest of someone's life, come see me. ~=^=~
SS: ~=^=~ Until then, you're on your own. ~=^=~
SS: ~=^=~ Toodles! ~=^=~

[miitwona]

AT: wait.
AT: i will, uh.
AT: do things.
AT: for you.
AT: did that make sense?
AT: i feel like that was kind of weird.
AT: Ωterminate kind of weird?Ω

[maidofhope]

SS: ~=^=~ ...God, you're hopeless. ~=^=~
SS: ~=^=~ What kind of "things" can you do? ~=^=~
SS: ~=^=~ You know what, don't answer that, I don't want any more pictures of your REAL gun. ~=^=~
SS: ~=^=~ Here's the dealio, friend. ~=^=~
SS: ~=^=~ I'm gonna start fucking with indigos, seadwellers, all those highblooded shitheads. ~=^=~
SS: ~=^=~ If they begin to step? ~=^=~
SS: ~=^=~ You keep them in line. ~=^=~
SS: ~=^=~ Also, you let me use your hive when I need to. ~=^=~
SS: ~=^=~ Keep in mind that doesn't come close to being a fair deal, but I'll just let the rest of your side of the deal sit and collect interest until I need to use you for something. ~=^=~
SS: ~=^=~ Those are my terms, hon. ~=^=~
SS: ~=^=~ Take 'em or leave 'em. ~=^=~

[miitwona]

AT: before i agree.
AT: i should let you know one thing.
AT: i am occu9ationally obligated to defend the condesce.
AT: if "highbloods" includes her.
AT: i will have to put a laser in you.
AT: wow. that was lame.
AT: but i dont even use bullets, so whatever.
AT: as for my hive.
AT: it is like, a tube.
AT: a tube that is literally at the bottom of the sea.
AT: can you even get there without ex9loding from the 9ressure?
AT: as long as you understand that first thing.
AT: then i can agree.
AT: Ωterminate contract agreementΩ

[maidofhope]

SS: ~=^=~ You obtuse shit, of course I don't mean the condesce! ~=^=~
SS: ~=^=~ She's the fucking empress! ~=^=~
SS: ~=^=~ God. ~=^=~
SS: ~=^=~ Okay. ~=^=~
SS: ~=^=~ And if your hive is so deep then how did you see me with your piece of shit gun, hmm? ~=^=~

[miitwona]

AT: i had to make sure.
AT: i take my job very seriously.
AT: what you saw was the very to9 of my hive.
AT: the gun nest.
AT: my living quarters are roughly 10 leagues beneath it.
AT: to answer the question i know you will ask.
AT: it is usually very com9act.
AT: Ωterminate ex9lanationΩ

[maidofhope]

SS: ~=^=~ So when I need to use your gun nest, you let me use it. ~=^=~
SS: ~=^=~ And before you have a fucking fit, no, I won't touch your stupid guns. ~=^=~
SS: ~=^=~ I probably wouldn't want to touch them anyway. ~=^=~
SS: ~=^=~ I don't want to know what you do with them on your own time. ~=^=~

[miitwona]

AT: i wasnt worried.
AT: the gun god is the only gun in the gun nest.
AT: well. aside from the normal sized rifle connected to it.
AT: for aiming 9ur9oses.
AT: the weapon rooms are located on blocks 1 through 45.
AT: while the gun nest is on block 60.
AT: all of those blocks are flooded.
AT: you literally could not touch my guns if you wanted to.
AT: also.
AT: i feel like you are im9lying that i do something im9ro9er with my guns.
AT: my rifles are my life.
AT: i would never dishonor them.

[maidofhope]

SS: ~=^=~ Ok sure yes whatever I don't care anymore. ~=^=~
SS: ~=^=~ Can you just say "deal" and let us just move on with this? ~=^=~

[miitwona]

AT: deal.
AT: i will see you on the battlefield.
AT: bring your bloodlust.
AT: Ωterminate negotiationsΩ
--aidoneusTerminus[AT] ceased trolling sordidSeraph[SS]--