bros bros bros [Finn]

[jesse]

[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #2E2E2E; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: purple; text-align: left;]MN: Bonjour, mon ami!
MN: It is I, your Aristotle, o Alexander!
MN: Avons-nous couper les noeuds aujourd'hui?

[Finn Innigan]

AH: motherfuck
AH: is it your one goal in life to make me feel like a fuckin stupid piece of trash
AH: goddamn
AH: did you have somethin to say to me in an language that isnt fuckin italian or whatever the fuck that is
AH: seriously what the fuck is that

[jesse]

[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #2E2E2E; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: purple; text-align: left;]MN: It's french, you uncultured troll.
MN: I assure you I don't wake up in the morning and think to myself "Gosh, today I'm going to finish reading the King James bible and make an American feel stupid on the internet."
MN: It just happens.
MN: It's not my fault you can't speak five languages.
MN: Ab una voce, tot linguae.

[Finn Innigan]

AH: french, italian same damn difference
AH: wait did you seriosuly read the fucking bible
AH: who the hell actually READS the fucking bible
AH: i bet you even read it in a shitty mush of eight languages didnt you
AH: SERIOUSLY WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOu even saying
AH: goddamn is it so hard to use fucking english
AH: jesus
AH: five fucking languages my ass
AH: cant even stick to one

[jesse]

[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #2E2E2E; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: purple; text-align: left;]MN: The King James bible, specifically.
MN: One of the many bibles I've read.
MN: I've also read the Qur'an, the works of Bahá'u'lláh, and the Mahāyāna sutras.
MN: Among other things.
MN: I find the words of the Buddha to be the most compelling out of them all.
MN: And for your information, I read it in English, as it was the third official translation of the Bible into English, completed in 1611.
MN: I'm reading my way through its history, you could say.
MN: Watching what changes and what stays the same.

[Finn Innigan]

AH: what
AH: the actual fuck
AH: does any of that even mean
AH: so youre not even fucking with me right now you actually enjy this shit

[jesse]

[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #2E2E2E; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: purple; text-align: left;]MN: Of course I do.
MN: You pump iron and blow shit up.
MN: And eat greasy chicken and whatever it is you Americans do.
MN: I read books and get in fights.
MN: How've you been, Finn?

[Finn Innigan]

AH: shit i wish i had greasy chicken
AH: bro is so tight with the diet you have no idea
AH: gotta eat right to stay in shape yknow
AH: im alright
AH: antsy as shit for no good fuckin reason
AH: bros been quiet for a couple days
AH: you know shits gonna go down soon
AH: what about you
AH: i guess your books havent eaten you alive yet
AH: when you drown in paper ima laugh my ass off

[jesse]

[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #2E2E2E; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: purple; text-align: left;]MN: I've been good.
MN: Earned a new pair of gloves.
MN: Savate, I mean.
MN: White.
MN: Other than that, same old song.
MN: Nothing ever really happens here.
MN: I just read.

[Finn Innigan]

AH: oh sweet
AH: uh grats i guess
AH: you know
AH: fuck daily inspiration from yours truly
AH: you think anything ever happened in my boring-ass town before i moved here
AH: fuck no
AH: you gotta make shit happen
AH: like
AH: start a fight club or some shit
AH: is that a thing
AH: do people do that
AH: guess what people do now
AH: cuz youre gonna start one motherfucker

[jesse]

[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #2E2E2E; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: purple; text-align: left;]MN: What?
MN: Hell no.
MN: It would hardly be any competition.
MN: I am fightable by nature.
MN: People see me and their first reaction is "I want to beat the shit out of that."
MN: I have adjusted accordingly.

[Finn Innigan]

AH: uh huh
AH: youd get the shit beat out of you at first yeah
AH: fuck i was a fuckin twig three years ago
AH: then i started working out and fighting my bro
AH: guess what
AH: fuckin meat machine now
AH: so
AH: best start takin notes motherfucker
AH: fightins good for the body and fuckin spirit
AH: fuck though why do peopel even want to fuck with you
AH: i wouldnt
AH: legit facts right here

[jesse]

[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #2E2E2E; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: purple; text-align: left;]MN: I've been practicing Savate, the french martial art of kicking the shit out of people, for five years.
MN: I have better legs than you have biceps, brother.
MN: I'm walking on a pair of fucking cannons.
MN: As for the latter, let's just say I've never really fit in anywhere.
MN: And in this country, that's saying something.
MN: So, rather than try to fit in, I made a point of standing out.
MN: You know what happens to nails that stick out.

[Finn Innigan]

AH: what
AH: what
AH: oh
AH: fuck you meant that the other bitches wouldnt be no competition
AH: fuck me stupidity strikes again
AH: shit bro good for you
AH: bet youd do really good in mma
AH: uh
AH: nails
AH: i mostly just trip over them
AH: pain in my ass really

[jesse]

[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #2E2E2E; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: purple; text-align: left;]MN: You trip over them because you apparently lack the common sense to do what everyone else does:
MN: Beat them down.