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Post by lexi on Nov 9, 2012 0:01:28 GMT -6
==> Be The Hipster.You are now the hipster. Wow, that blog you're looking at is HIPSTER AS FUCK. Oh wait. It's your blog. ==> Pause Blogging to Introduce Yourself.Wait, no!!! One sec. One more picture. Oh wait, that's a really cute cat. Oh, that picture has sooo much meaning behind it. Gotta reblog. ==> PAUSE BLOGGING TO INTRODUCE YOURSELF.Fine!!! Jeesh. Your name is LEXI COLLINS. You are considered to be a HIPSTER by your peers, and you DO NOT MIND too much. Among being an AVID BLOGGER, your passions include FASHION, as well as a little READING and some ADVENTURING in the forest near your house. You like to COLLECT ODDITIES that you find lying in the forest. In a sense, it's like you're doing global warming a favor by picking up all the things lying around. But it's mostly clean now, due to years of adventuring and also the fact that it is now privately owned by YOUR FATHER. He happens to be the FOUNDER OF EBAY, thus making you INSANELY RICH. You are okay with this. >LEXI: Examine Fashion Magazines.You swivel around in your spinny chair and shuffle through the multitude of magazines cluttering your desk. You search for an issue that you have yet to completely read through and criticize the outfits of, but find that you have read EVERY SINGLE ONE. Some, more than once. >LEXI: Captchalogue Magazines.That would take way too long!!! You have waaay too many magazines to do that! Instead you shove them all off of your desk onto the floor. There, all clean. Dyta would be so proud. >LEXI: Introduce Dyta.In order to do that, you'd have to go downstairs!!! >LEXI: Go Downstairs.You go downstairs, stomach grumbling and reminding you that you are rather hungry.
LEXI: Dyyytaaa!!!
LEXI: Dyta, im staaarviiing!
LEXI: like, i think i might diiie, im so hungry!
LEXI: my stomach will start like,
LEXI: digesting itself until im eaten away from the inside out
LEXI: and all thats left is a puddle of used-to-be-lexi!!!
LEXI: Dytaaa!
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You wonder where she is, and check the kitchen first. Knowing Dyta, she would have been suuuper awesome and predicted you were going to come downstairs soonish.
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Post by dyta on Nov 9, 2012 0:20:18 GMT -6
==> Save the day.Your name is DYTA SZYSZKA and you are VERY POLISH. You are also MAID AND GUARDIAN to Lexi Collins. She manages to go on without her real parents, and you suppose you're the closest thing she has. You've taken it upon yourself to call her your daughter - but you'd never actually tell Lexi to her face. You settle for the Polish word. You hope she never gets curious and looks up what in the world "corka" means. That could be very awkward for you. Still, you love and care for Lexi. The truth is, you wouldn't have to be paid for the job that you do in order for you to still want to do it. Lexi is the job's reward. The extra spending money never hurts. Needless to say, you buy WAY TOO MANY POLISH IMPORTS. Your room is basically LITTLE WARSAW, and you have WAY TOO MANY CONDIMENTS. Another thing you have a lot of is TIME. Time and INGREDIENTS TO MAKE POLISH DESSERTS. That is what you've been DOING. And now Lexi is entering from her room. Oh, gosh. You really shouldn't be giving poor Lexi desserts as a meal, but it never hurt anybody. And besides, this was a rare occurrence. DYTA: oh gosh! what timing!
DYTA: now i know it is not a good thing, but i have spent all day making desserts and such things.
DYTA: it is ridiculous, i know, but i fear the ingredients would have gone bad other-wise!
DYTA: feel free to have what-ever you like, do not have too much or else you will get the stomach-ache!
You grin sheepishly. You really should be giving Lexi good things. Not poppy seed rolls and pączki and ESPECIALLY mazurek! The angel wings should be fine. You really hope she doesn't see the kissel. In fact, you hide that behind the challah. You used red wine in that kissel! This is already very embarrassing for you! DYTA: to-night we will have some-thing more...
DYTA: eh...
DYTA: good. not a dessert, yes?
You hope she can forgive you! You check the coffee pot and the coffee is almost done brewing. To be honest, you needed a little pick-me-up, too. Well, not really. You just felt like it. Your SOAP OPERAS have been particularly emotional as of late, so you feel like this is a justifiable response. DYTA: how is your school-work?
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Post by lexi on Nov 9, 2012 15:11:27 GMT -6
==> Lexi: Be Starving.
You are staaarviiing! Man, you're really hungry. Good thing you have the BEST MAID IN THE WORLD, because it appears that she made desserts for lunch today! Best maid, hands down. Everyone else go home.
LEXI: oh my gooosh!
LEXI: dytaaa!!!
LEXI: you are like
LEXI: the best!
LEXI: dont even apologize, this is greeeaaat!!!
LEXI: eeeehehehehe!
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You giggle excitedly at your maid, and flit around the table of polish desserts. So much fooood!!! Oooh, she made all sorts of things for you today! Gosh, this food has to like, get in your face, ASAP.
LEXI: sure, whatever you want, dyta!
LEXI: you aaare the cook, afterall!!!
LEXI: wow, there's so much food,
LEXI: i dont even know where to start!
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You grab a plate and stare indecisively at the table, pondering your choices. With a shrug, you just start taking a little bit of everything. Dyta really outdid herself with the food this time. You sit down at the table, and answer her question before diving into the food.
LEXI: oh, pretty goooood
LEXI: gettin' stuff dooone, and aaall...
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You answer vaguely and immediately start stuffing your face, hoping she doesn't ask for more specifics.
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Post by dyta on Nov 9, 2012 19:25:48 GMT -6
==> Admire Lexi's youthful innocence.She has NO IDEA how UNHEALTHY this is, but you suppose it's ok. Lexi doesn't need to watch her figure any. So, ok. DYTA: well, do not say that until you have tried it!
DYTA: i must admit, i have not made these in quite some time.
DYTA: i just hope they are all good!
Shrugging a bit, you begin to take a small bit of everything just as Lexi does. She comments on just how much food there is. You giggle a bit. DYTA: i suppose i went a little...
DYTA: ah...
DYTA: over-kill with the desserts?
DYTA: ah well, such is life.
DYTA: a little sugary stuff is good for every-one once in a while.
She avoids your question. You give her a questioning look. You know what this means. But, first, you move over toward the coffeepot. It's done. Good. You pour a mug of coffee and add some cream to it. You cut into the bread, giving Lexi a slice and taking a slice for yourself to dip into the kissel, taking a bite. You somehow managed to add just the right amount of wine. Awesome! DYTA: how much do you have finished?
DYTA: at least the mathematics?
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Post by lexi on Dec 1, 2012 12:35:51 GMT -6
==> Lexi: Dig In!!!
You start shoveling the delicious deserts into your mouth. You have to wait a couple seconds to chew and swallow your food before you can respond to your maid. It's unladylike to talk with your mouth full! Well, so is shoveling food into your mouth, but its only you and Dyta around right now so it doesn't really matter that much.
LEXI: dyta.
LEXI: this food is great!!!
LEXI: you dont have to be modest or anything
LEXI: its awesome!
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LEXI: aha, well...
LEXI: i finished a little bit of the math...
LEXI: not all of it though.
LEXI: ...but its all right!!
LEXI: because after i finish eating and stuff i'll get right to it!
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You grin at her before going back to your food.
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Post by dyta on Dec 1, 2012 22:43:02 GMT -6
==> Be amused at teen capabilities.Teenagers can eat. Wow. You grin, because this just means that Lexi feels comfortable with you. DYTA: well, then, thank you.
She then takes a piece of bread and goes straight for the kissel and your eyes widen. Oh no! She just... She just...! Oh no! Once she takes her bite you grin and make sure you get some extra on your next bite of bread. She can't have things like this, it has alcohol in it! She should know better! And now, she hasn't even finished her maths! DYTA: lexi...
DYTA: you really need to get on it.
DYTA: the math home-work is very important for a girl's learning!
DYTA: i thought you would be done by now...
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