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Post by dread on Mar 14, 2013 17:10:16 GMT -6
Dragon beats began trolling benthicSusurrus
DB: H3Ll0 My S34dW3Ll1nG Fr13Nd. HoW M4Y Th12 WuBbUl4t0r B3 4bl3 To H3lP Y0U T0D4Y? P3Rh4P2 C0Nv3rT Y0U T0 WuBbUlAt10N?
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Post by NEREID POMANO on Mar 14, 2013 17:26:49 GMT -6
[atrb=border,0,true][atrb=cellspacing,0,true]BS: < Oh what a joyyous occasion this happens to be~ BS: < I was just wondering what myy dayy was in need of right now; how sillyy of me not to think the answer was a purple blood with a quirk to kill~ BS: < yyes, quite a pair of friends we are; what with me wishing yyour existence to be wiped off of Alternia forever~ BS: < I trulyy wish theyy culled yyour ancestor for whatever religious absurdityy he was spewing~ BS: < Now what is it yyou want Thuzze?~ |
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Post by dread on Mar 14, 2013 17:38:15 GMT -6
DB: NoW NoW I 4m jU2t H3r3 To OfFer Y0U 4 Ch4nC3 To 4cTu4lLy W1n Y0u Y0UR W12h
DB: 4 Bet 1F Y0U W1Ll. 21mPlY Pl4Y 4 G4m3 4nD Y0U W1Ll R3C13v3 Th3 Ch4nC3 T0 b3 R1d 0F M3.
DB: Th3 Qu3st10n 1s. C0UlD Y0U L1v3 W1tH0Ut M3 B31nG 4r0uNd? :?
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Post by NEREID POMANO on Mar 14, 2013 17:50:19 GMT -6
[atrb=border,0,true][atrb=cellspacing,0,true]BS: < yyes I veryy much could~ BS: < I have lived without yyou in myy life for manyy sweeps, I assure yyou I can go hundreds of sweeps without yyour pestilence on myy Trollian~ BS: < But what does ending yyour life have anyything to do with this wriggler game everyyone is barking about?~ BS: < I can veryy well cull yyou without aid~ |
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Post by dread on Mar 14, 2013 18:34:59 GMT -6
DB: B3c4u23 Th12 12 g4m3 th4t w1ll 3nd 4ll0w y0u t0 rul3 0v3r 0th3r2 42 4 g0d!
DB: N0t ju2t f1gur4t1v3ly, th1s g4m3 l1t3r4lly turns y0u 1nto 4 m0r3 p0w3rful b3ing th4n the 3mp3r322 h3r23lf.
DB: Th12 4l20 c0m32 w1th 4 w4g3r. 4nd 1'm 2ur3 y0u l0v3 4 g00d w4g3r n0w 4nd th3n.
DB: Th3 g4mb1t 12 21mpl3. 1f y0u c4n f1nd m3,Y0u c4n k1ll m3, w1th 4 f1ght 0f c0ur23 but 0nly dur1ng the g4m3. 1f y0u f41l t0 d0 20 by th3 3nd 0f th3 232210n y0u l023. 1f y0u l023 1 34rn th3 r1ght t0 21t y0u d0wn 4nd 2how y0u just h0w d1ff3r3nt th3 wubbul4t0r2 4r3 fr0m th3 2ubjugul4t0r2. 3v3n 1f 1t 12 4 2ubcl422.
DB: H0w3v3r, 1f y0u w1n 4nd d0 k1ll m3 th3n y0u h4v3 r1d th3 un1v3r23 0f th3 0nly wubbul4t0r 1n e%12t4nc3 4nd c4n h0ld wh2t y0u l1k3 42 4 tr0phy wh1l2t c0mpl3t1ng th3 g4m3 4nd b3c0m1ng 4 g0d.
DB: N0 4r3 y0u 1nt3r32t3d 1n 2uch 4 w4g3r?
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Post by NEREID POMANO on Mar 14, 2013 18:51:47 GMT -6
[atrb=border,0,true][atrb=cellspacing,0,true]BS: < I'm not sure if I've mentioned this, probablyy onlyy several hundred times actuallyy, but yyour tyyping quirk is painfullyy abhorrent~ BS: < Now onto this no doubt serious business yyou brought before me~ BS: < Firstlyy: I actuallyy don't like a wager, it implies there is a chance for failure and I certainlyy do not do failure~ BS: < Secondlyy: whyy am I to believe that something like this even exists? Whyy would the Empress not have alreadyy seized it for herself? Unless yyou heard it from those "Mirthiful Messiahs" yyou and yyour swill blooded landdwelling brethren preach about~ BS: < Which in case yyou mayy have missed myy view on those idiots, I don't bother with it in the slightest~ BS: < And lastlyy: if yyou think I would ever allow yyou to preach at me yyou are sadlyy mistaken~ BS: < I suggest yyou look at the hemospectrum closelyy yyou clown~ BS: < So I think myy stance on all of this is quite clear, though I don't doubt I will have to spell it out to yyou: I am not interested~ |
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Post by dread on Mar 14, 2013 19:58:03 GMT -6
DB: Th3n p3rh4p2 4 ch4ng3 1n th3 b3t.
DB: 1 w1n 1 g3t 4 k122. 4 s1mpl3 m34n1ngl322 k122 th4t h42 n0 v4lu3 wh4t 20 3v3r. 4nd 0nc3 y0u k1ll m3 y0u d0n't 3v3n h4v3 t0 pl4y th3 game 4nym0r3
DB: Wh4t2 th3 w0r2t y0ur g01ng t0 l0s3? T1m3 0n 4 m43n1ngl322 g4m3? Th3 m02t y0u c0uld b3n3f1t 12 g0dh00d.
DB: 20 1'll 4sk 0nc3 m0r3. W0uld y0u l1k3 t0 pl4y th3 g4m3?
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Post by NEREID POMANO on Mar 14, 2013 20:28:27 GMT -6
[atrb=border,0,true][atrb=cellspacing,0,true]BS: < Actuallyy what I want is to know when yyou started harboring red affections for me~ BS: < I need to know how long ago it was that I should have culled yyou and yyour ridiculous hoof-beast shit~ BS: < Is this whole game just yyour sad landdweller attempts to tryy and land me in a quadrant?~ BS: < Do believe me when I say I would rather die byy yyour pathetic little clown hands~ BS: < And before yyou even mention anyything yyou will regret, myy hate for yyou is purelyy platonic~ |
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Post by dread on Mar 15, 2013 15:47:35 GMT -6
DB: R3d f33l1ngs? f0r y0u? Why n0w l12t3n t0 y0ur23lf my pl4t0n1c4lly r4g3 f1ll3d fr13nd. 1 h4v3 but n0 1nt3nt10n 0f m4k1ng y0u 4 qu4dr4nt 4t 4ny p01nt 1n t1m3 h3r3 0r 1n 4ny 4ccumul4t3d p4r4d0x1c4l f0rm th3r3 0f. My h4t3 f0r y0u burn2 h0tt3r th4n th3 c0r3 0f 0ur pl4n3t w1th 4 pl4t0n1c c3nt3r th4t my 4nc32t0r w0uld 3v3n f34r.
DB: But 1 d1gr322. Th1s h4s n0th1ng t0 d0 w1th fr1v0l0u2 tr0ll 4ng2t, ju2t m3r3ly 4 w4g3r th4t 1s m0r3 b3n3f1c14l f0r y0u th4n 1.
DB: 4ft3r 4ll wh4t 12 w1nn1ng w1th0ut s0m3 f0rm 0f r3w4rd. 4nd by 4ll m34n2 4 k1ss 1s th3 m02t in21gn1f1c4nt 0f wh4t 1 c0uld w4g3r3d. H0w3v3r w4g3r1ng my l1f3 1n 3xch4ng3 f0r 4 k122 42 v0m1t 1nduc1ng 42 1t 1s, 1s 4 f4r b3tt3r b3t. 4ft3r 4ll Sh0uld 1 d13 1 c4n b3 r1d 0f y0u.
DB: But d1r3cting th3 conv3r24t10n b4ck 0nt0 1t2 1nt3nd3d c0ur23.
DB: W1ll y0u pl4y th3 M0TH3R FUCK1NG G4M3 0R D0 1 H4V3 T0 2TR1NG Y0UR G1LL2 UP 0N TH3 N34R32T D4M TR33?
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Post by NEREID POMANO on Mar 15, 2013 16:43:16 GMT -6
[atrb=border,0,true][atrb=cellspacing,0,true]BS: < What a sillyy little concept yyou have there Thuzze, thinking yyou can do me anyy harm~ BS: < It's onlyy slightlyy bad for yyou I don't find yyour threats veryy humorous, especiallyy over a game I have no intention of playying~ BS: So I suggest you stop before I find myself needing to rip your protein chute out while you are still breathing. |
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Post by dread on Mar 15, 2013 19:02:37 GMT -6
DB: Then perh4p2 n0 w4g3r 4t 4ll. Ju2t 4 21mpl3 t42k. F1nd m3 4nd k1ll m3, 1f y0u c4n. Th4t'2 4ll y0u h4v3 t0 d0 0nc3 th3 g4m3 2t4rt2.
DB: just f1nd m3 4nd k1ll m3 4nd y0u w1n. n0 w4g4r, n0 k122, n0 pr34ch1ng, ju2t 4 21mpl3 0bt41n4bl3 t42k.
DB:1t 2h0uld 4t l342t 3nt1c3 y0u t0 hunt m3 d0wn l1k3 4 furb345t 4s y0u g0 fr0m w0rld t0 w0rld 233k1ng m3 0ut t0 k1ll m3 4nd t4k3 gl0r10u2 4dm1r4t10n 1n th3 f4ct y0u k1ll3d 4 f0ll0w3r 0f th3 2ubjuggul4t0r2, 3v3n 1f h3 12 4 2ubcl422.
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Post by NEREID POMANO on Mar 16, 2013 16:08:39 GMT -6
[atrb=border,0,true][atrb=cellspacing,0,true]BS: < I'm veryy much under the impression that yyou have been inebriated byy either yyour abundance of stupidityy or some sophoric substance~ BS: < Either wayy everyything yyou are sayying is making less than yyour usual amount of no-sense~ BS: < But if it makes yyou stop spewing all this about Gods and planets and games out of yyour rotted think pan, I will kill yyou~ BS: < I do hope yyou are happyy now~ BS: < Though I doubt I'll gain anyy admiration for culling something below me, mayybe the odd thank yyou for shutting up the annoyying clown~ |
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Post by dread on Mar 16, 2013 20:37:51 GMT -6
DB: 0h but th3r3 12 n0th1ng wr0ng w1th my th1nk p4n.
DB: Ju2t 4dd1ng m0re b1t3 t0 th1s g4m3. 4nd 1 422ur3 y0u 1'm qu1t3 s0b3r
DB: But n0w th4t y0u h4v3 4gr33d t0 s33k m3 0ut 4nd k1ll m3 1 mu2t 24y 1 34g3rly 4w41t y0ur 4pp34r4nc3 0nc3 th1s g4m3 b3g1n2.
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Post by NEREID POMANO on Mar 16, 2013 21:55:07 GMT -6
[atrb=border,0,true][atrb=cellspacing,0,true]BS: < yyes, well how utterlyy absurd of me to suggest yyou, of all trolls, would do something as crazyy as ingesting sophoric substances~ BS: < I must trulyy be out of myy own think pan todayy~ BS: < And don't worryy, I'm sure the time for yyour slaughter will come with haste~ BS: < Tryy to enjoyy the few moments of life yyou have left~ |
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