Maladroit Racketeer, Musing Raconteur

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[atrb=valign,top][atrb=bgcolor,252525][atrb=style,padding:8px; color:dedede;] EXILE FOR LEIPUS ILLOMA AGE ? GENDER male SEXUALITY ??? FROM prospit TITLE MR STRIFEKIND riflekind

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[style=font-size:14px; letter-spacing: 3px; border-bottom: dotted 1px white;]home[/style] ❧ before the reckoning you spent most of your time in between Skaia and Prospit, so you having a home wasn't possible, you would live wherever you would be put up with and that was good enough for you, besides you were too busy to rest or wait around so, however on the desolate planet you have been shipped to you do have a home, and a pretty fancy one even if it is mostly buried underground [style=font-size:14px; letter-spacing: 3px; border-bottom: dotted 1px white;]typing style[/style] ❧ ======> YOU TEND TO TALK IN VERY DRAWN OUT COMMANDS, BECAUSE YOU DO BELIEVE YOU HAVE IMPORTANT THINGS TO TALK ABOUT, EVEN IF YOU YOURSELF ARE NOT IMPORTANT, BECAUSE IT IS ABOUT THE STORY AND NOT THE STORYTELLER OF COURSE, AND WITH VARYING LEVELS OF COMMA ABUSE, ❧ ======> THIS IS BECAUSE YOU REALLY DO NOT WANT YOUR STORY OR ANY STORY TO EVER COME TO AN END, EVEN IF THE END IS SUPPOSED TO BE THE MOST IMPORTANT PART OF THE STORY, YOU JUST DO NOT CARE TO SEE IT END, YOU WANT IT TO CONTINUE PAST WHAT YOU CAN EVEN TELL, AND YOU LIKE TALKING A LOT, NOT THAT THERE IS ANYTHING TO DISLIKE ABOUT TALKING TO BEGIN WITH, YOU JUST ESPECIALLY LIKE TALKING, AND DOUBLY LIKE IT WHEN PEOPLE ARE LISTENING TO YOU, ❧ ======> OF COURSE YOU ARE AS IGNORANT AS A BRICK WHEN IT COMES TO THE CUSTOMS OF THE SPECIES YOU ARE TALKING TO, BUT YOU ARE WILLING TO LEARN, EVEN IF YOU CANNOT LEARN VERY FAST OR AT ALL, WHICH IS PROBABLY WHY YOU WERE NOT THE BEST AGENT TO BE SENT ON YOUR JOB, OR WHY YOU HAVE NOT FOUND AND UNPRESSED THE CAPS LOCK BUTTON, BUT YOU HAVE TO LIVE WITH THE HAND YOU HAVE BEEN DEALT, AND YOU WERE OBVIOUSLY DEALT IN ACES, [style=font-size:14px; letter-spacing: 3px; border-bottom: dotted 1px white;]symbol[/style] ❧ you do not really have a symbol, but you still do have the badge you were given as an agent and soldier for the White King and Queen, and the barcode tattoo on your wrist from when you were created [style=font-size:14px; letter-spacing: 3px; border-bottom: dotted 1px white;]fetch modus[/style] ❧ you do not possess a syalladex but you can carry a bunch in your arms you are sure, you had a lot of practice carrying rifles around [style=font-size:14px; letter-spacing: 3px; border-bottom: dotted 1px white;]powers & skills[/style] ❧ you do not have much going for you, but you have a perfect memory of everything and can translate it into any form you want, and you might kind of be a prodigy in stealing and hiding things [style=font-size:14px; letter-spacing: 3px; border-bottom: dotted 1px white;]quest[/style] ❧ you have decided that your quest has to be a worthy one so you have taken it upon yourself to write down your story and the one of Skaia so others can read it when the time comes, you also guess you can maybe help out the random grey thing on the screen

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