COURTYARD DROLL, clubsDeuce

[COURTYARD DROLL]

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[atrb=valign,top][atrb=bgcolor,252525][atrb=style,padding:8px; color:dedede;] AGENT OF DERSE AGE ??? GENDER MALE SEXUALITY N/A FROM DERSE TITLE JESTER STRIFEKIND CLUBS, BOMBS

[atrb=width,500,bTable][atrb=style,margin-top:-8px,btable][atrb=cellspacing,10,bTable][atrb=valign,top][atrb=border,0,bTable][atrb=bgcolor,252525][atrb=width,350][atrb=style,padding:10px; color:dedede;][style=font-size:14px; letter-spacing: 3px; border-bottom: dotted 1px white;]backstory[/style] ❧ You really weren't up to much before the game. You were created and then you were put to work as an Agent of Derse under both the Black Queen and the Black King and all of Derse. You were a hard one to slot into a role, as you remember, and more often or not had job after job trying to find your niche. You really thought you were a perfect assistant, but more often than not you found yourself misplacing the coffee over your boss's legs. You were also pretty good at organizing paperwork into pretty shapes like swans and frogs, but the latter ended up causing quite the controversy. Plus apparently that wasn't how one was supposed to organize paper. They really should have told you that before hand. You were soon promoted into being a jester. You think that was your best job yet, but the royal duo quickly had you placed on stand by after too many explosive accidents and missing items. You aren't very sure what all that means, but you are doing it to the best of your ability at being on stand by, and not causing distress to your fellow Dersites just like the Black Queen and Black King requested. Well, you are trying at least. [style=font-size:14px; letter-spacing: 3px; border-bottom: dotted 1px white;]home[/style] ❧ Your home happens to be within the Dersite castle. You were given a key to your own nifty room when you became an agent, however you never actually located where that room exactly was. More often than not you find yourself claiming the broom closet for all your special agent-y needs. You are completely oblivious that the room directly next to it is actually your room. [style=font-size:14px; letter-spacing: 3px; border-bottom: dotted 1px white;]typing style[/style] ❧ CD: CAPS LOCK IS THE MOST APPARENT THING WHEN IT COMES TO YOUR TYPING. CD: MANY GUESS YOU HAVE NOT BEEN ABLE TO FIND THE BUTTON AND FIX THE SITUATION, BUT IT IS NOTHING OF THE SORT. CD: YOU HAVE IN FACT FOUND THE BUTTON AND PRESSED IT TO PUT IT INTO THIS STATE. CD: IT IS PRESSED TO BOTH CONVEY YOUR EXCITEMENT, OR CONFUSION, AND TO MAKE YOUR TEXT EASIER TO READ. CD: YOU FIND IT TO BE RATHER HELPFUL TO THOSE POOR OF SIGHT. CD: YOUR GRAMMAR IS SURPRISINGLY FLAWLESS, ALONG WITH YOUR SPELLING. CD: THOUGH YOU DO HAVE A BIT OF AN ISSUE WHEN IT COMES TO ANY FORM OF CONTRACTIONS. CD: EVEN NAMES DUE TO YOUR FORGETFUL NATURE. CD: YOU ALSO SPAM. CD: UNINTENTIONALLY, OF COURSE. CD: HOWEVER, IT IS WHAT IT IS. [style=font-size:14px; letter-spacing: 3px; border-bottom: dotted 1px white;]symbol[/style] ❧ A club, though you would much prefer hats. [style=font-size:14px; letter-spacing: 3px; border-bottom: dotted 1px white;]fetch modus[/style] ❧ You actually possess something called in 'inventory' instead. You have a single slot for a miscellaneous object, and five slots for weapons. You can also carry things in your hands or, surprisingly, on your head. Your balance seems impeccable. [style=font-size:14px; letter-spacing: 3px; border-bottom: dotted 1px white;]powers & skills[/style] ❧ BLOWING STUFF UP: Sometimes by accident, sometimes purposely. Regardless you happen to be one of the most skilled dersites when it comes to explosives. Which is surprising since you more or less have no idea what you are doing. If you did you probably wouldn't carry around as much explosives as you do 'just for the sake of it'. NOT BEING SPOTTED: Another skill you happen to surprisingly be good at. Your stature is rather short, but that cannot be the reason as you tend to make up for it with hats upon hats. It really is a surprise that you are able to all but be unnoticeable when you want to be. It makes you rather apt at being a spy. A spy that can blow up at any time that is. [style=font-size:14px; letter-spacing: 3px; border-bottom: dotted 1px white;]quest[/style] ❧ Your quest is rather straight forward, and that is to do whatever it is the higher ups order you to do. Of course your more personal and much more preferred goal is to find the perfect hat while simultaneously trying out all of the hats that ever have and will exist in every universe that will and will not ever come to fruition. It is a task you will see to its no doubt satisfying end.

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[cs=2][atrb=bgcolor,252525][atrb=style,padding:8px; color: dedede; font-family: dosis; font-size: 10px; text-align: center]HOMESTUCK, courtyard droll as HIMSELF made by ABSTRACT.

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