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Post by dread on Mar 11, 2013 19:01:50 GMT -6
You are suddenly Thuzze Yotodo. A prankster as well as Wubbulator. You had been aroused from your recooprecoon after a long days training to the sound of your Trollian pinging annoyingly more than a retarded bell system that tells time.
To calm your nerves you look around at some of your favorite posters of Troll Robin Williams. His vast line of hilarity and laughter has always brought you comfort in knowing that every situation cna be found hilarious. all it takes is the proper throw of the voice and frantic movements. You spend a few more minutes staring at the best comedian the universe has ever known, when your reminded by another ping from your Trollian someone has decided to bother you from a well earned rest.
You figure you better gather you wits about you and start prepping for any unexpected training your Lusus has for you. You go to gather your axe and place it in your strife specubis before heading to end that annoying ping.
As you walk over you see the scroll you had won from another troll some time ago. It is a rather lengthy scroll that contains a record of your ancestors days. It contains the secrets and knowledge of only Wubbulator understanding. It has helped you through many trials and tribulations your lusus has thrown at you, and has always inspired you.
You add the scroll, a whoopie cushion, and a seemingly harmless fake leg. Now that the tomfoolery and shenanigans are over with lets get this incessant pings out of the dam way.
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Post by chris975 on Mar 11, 2013 19:30:19 GMT -6
Suddenly, you become VULPIN FENNIC. A relaxing day of wandering the woods with your lusus has led to slight hive boredom, and you have decided to log onto Trollian and find other people to talk to. You are a FLARPER at heart, and also follow in the footsteps of the SUBJUGGLATORS. However, despite your beliefs, you are a kind and warm-hearted troll.
Most of the time.
However, you move on, browsing the list of trolls online, one hand propping up your head. A bored look is on your makeup'd face, and you're trying not to not off.
But wait... There. After a long search, you finally find someone with a handle you were looking for.
A purple handle.
-- catastrophicPuzzlemaster began trolling dragonBeats at --:-- --
CP: forgive~me~if~i~am~interrupting
CP: but~i~couldnt~help~but~notice~you~were~of~the~purple~caste
CP: i~am~seeking~other~subjugglators~to~speak~with
CP: woof~
CP: do~you~happen~to~be~one~?[/size][/font]
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Post by dread on Mar 11, 2013 19:47:14 GMT -6
DB: Wh4T D0 Y0u W4nT?
DB: 1M Bu2y W1Th 20M3 MuCh N33d3d 2l33P. Y32 1 4m 1nD33d 4 F3ll0w H1GhBl00d.
DB: Wh0 Th3 Qu32t10n B3c0m3s 4r3 Y0U?
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Post by chris975 on Mar 11, 2013 20:09:57 GMT -6
CP: a~follower~as~you~are
CP: albiet~of~a~lower~blood
CP: woof~
CP: my~name~is~vulpin~my~brother
CP: wppf~
CP: forgive~me~for~waking~you[/size][/font]
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Post by dread on Mar 12, 2013 14:06:07 GMT -6
DB: 4y F0Rg3t 4b0uT 1T.
DB: ThUzZ3 N1c3 T0 M4k3 Y0Ur 4qU41nT4nC3. Wh4T Br1nGs Y0U T0 My Tr0LL14n?
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Post by chris975 on Mar 13, 2013 19:34:49 GMT -6
CP: what~always~bring~me
CP: boredom~
CP: sitting~around~my~hive~all~day~is~a~motherfucking~bore
CP: woof~
CP: is~my~intrusion~not~wanted~my~brother~?[/size][/font]
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Post by dread on Mar 14, 2013 16:43:47 GMT -6
DB: NoT 4t 4Ll. Th0uGh 1 C0UlD Us3 S0m3tH1nG T0 3Nt3Rt41N M3. 4nY N3w2 0n 4 g4m3 0r 20m3th1ng?
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Post by chris975 on Mar 14, 2013 16:52:17 GMT -6
CP: its~rather~funny~you~motherfucking~mention~it
CP: woof~
CP: there~has~been~rumors~of~a~new~game~coming~out
CP: one~i~plan~on~getting~my~hands~on
CP: it~will~literally~change~the~world
CP: sound~fun~?
CP woof~[/size][/font]
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Post by dread on Mar 14, 2013 17:46:49 GMT -6
DB: 4 G4m3 Y0U S4y?
DB: D0 T3Ll My Br0tH3r. 1 M4y B3 4bL3 T0 Us3 Th1s T0 H3lP 4 Fr13Nd W1Th 4 l0nG 4w41t3d W1sH.
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Post by chris975 on Mar 18, 2013 20:44:56 GMT -6
CP: the~game~is~called~sgrub
CP: and~it~lets~you~edit~the~world~to~your~advantage
CP: and~if~rumors~are~true
CP: you~can~become~a~god
CP: woof~
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Post by dread on Mar 19, 2013 16:26:55 GMT -6
DB: 1 233.
DB: Well th3n 1 w0uld b3 v3ry 1nt3r32t3d 1n 2uch 4 g4m3 sh0uld y0u g3t 4 h0ld 0f 1t.
DB:1 h4v3 20m30n3 Wh0m 1 w0uld l1k3 t0 h4v3 j01n th1s g4m3.
DB: P3rh4p2 w3 c4n c00rd1n4t3 t34m2? 4 c0mp3t1t10n 1f y0u w1ll.
DB: 1f y0u h4v3 4 c0py 0f th3 f1l32 0n h4nd 1 c4n 2pr34d th3 4r0und t0 h3lp f0r 0ur t34m2.
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Post by chris975 on Mar 29, 2013 9:13:41 GMT -6
CP:not~at~the~moment~sadly
CP: but~soon~brother
CP: we~shall~enter~and~play~together
CP: until~then~shall~we~plan~?
CP: or~what~?
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Post by dread on Mar 30, 2013 15:27:01 GMT -6
DB: Wh3n y0u r3c13v3 4 c0py 0r f1nd s0m30n3 w1th 4 c0py 1nf0rm m3 424p 20 1 m4y j01n w1th y0u.
DB: Unt1l th3n 1 purp023 w3 2p3nd th12 t1m3 cr34t1ng t34m2. 4 r3d t34m 4nd blu3 t34m. p3rh4p2?
DB: th0ugh 1 th1nk 4 6 pl4y3r l1m1t 2h0uld b3 0n 34ch t34m, w0uldn't 233m f41r t0 h4v3 f0ur p30pl3 0n 0n3 t34m 4nd f0ur hundr3d 0n 4n0th3r.
DB: But 1 mu2t g3t g01ng my br0th3r. 42 much 42 1 w0uld l0v3 t0 2t4y 4nd ch4t l0ng3r 1 h4v3 much t0 d0. 1 2h4ll 233 y0u wh3n th3 t34m2 4r3 4l1gn3d 0r w3 h4v3 r3c13v3d c0p13s 0f th3 g4m3.
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Post by chris975 on Apr 15, 2013 14:48:25 GMT -6
CP: very~well~brother
CP: be~well~until~then
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Post by dread on Apr 15, 2013 19:41:45 GMT -6
-----DragonBeats, DB Has ceased being trolled by CatastrophicPuzzlemaster----
You have just finished associate with what would appear to be an ally. If you had more time you would try and figure out if this would be a quadrant to fill or not. But alas you have no such time. no you have more pressing matters at the moment. You need to sleep.
You slide back into the recooprecoon for some more rest. Most of the time your rest is peaceful and rejuvenating but lately you feel like your dreams draw you someplace else. Someplace, golden.
You slip back into a sound sleep and wait for the time when you will wake up refreshed and ready for more intensive training. Instead you decide to be the other guy.
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