Post by MACK CROSSER on Sept 30, 2013 20:17:06 GMT -6
==> Enter name
You politely decline entering your name by smashing the entry plate to bits with your OWN HANDS. You are a capable, young man and you do not desire to be irked by immature readers who would give you a name like "FARMPIE COWFACE". No. You are quite capable of introducing yourself, thank you very much. Your name is MACK CROSSER and you live in a small town up in Canada. You are fine with your domestic, prairie life. Except it is rather boring. You sigh as you wish for something fun to happen, absentmindedly drawing on ModifierArt, a website that hosts artists and their work to be admired. You are known on there as MackStar, the best fan-artist and author of your own graphic novel, Blitz the Blademaster. You do this because you want to use your gifts for your FAITH. You are still rather bored though.
==> Look at games
You go over to your shelves to look at your collection of video games. You think it is rather small, compared to others, but you are very happy for what you have. You nostalgically look through and see titles such as "BlazBlue", "Scott Pilgrim", and "Spyro". You think to yourself about the new game that will be added there. You won a contest on ModifierArt for a copy of SBURB Beta. Your other friends had copies beforehand, and they were very patient in you getting yours. You are overcome with joy as you think about the fun you will have.
==> Retrieve arms
You are confused by this, as you already have arms, and you have no use for fake ones that might go into a baked good from a loving father. No. You are quite comfortable with your current strife specibus. You gave yourself headphonekind, and you sometimes regret this, but it wasn't a total loss. You became quite adept at the nunchuk-like hearing devices. You can thank your friend who shall remain nameless, for giving you the perfect advice for that action. But you digress. You will, however, retrieve a coca-cola from your MINIATURE FRIDGE, as you are quite parched. You captchalogue another can into your sylladex for later, as you never know. Your fetch modus is known as the Sign Modus. It allows you to captchalogue items after you have created a sign that acts as a sort of password. You motion one finger, drawing a circle in the air. You successfully captchalogued the extra can of bubbly delight. As you are about to drink, you notice that someone is pestering you on your Pesterchum. You insert a straw into your soda-filled can, take a sip and look at who is pestering you...