NATE GRANPE, malevolentAnalyst

[nategranpe]

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[atrb=valign,top][atrb=bgcolor,252525][atrb=style,padding:8px; color:dedede;] GUARDIAN FOR DREY AGE 48 years GENDER Male SEXUALITY Pansexual FROM Earth TITLE “Sir” STRIFEKIND Lazerkind

[atrb=width,500,bTable][atrb=style,margin-top:-8px,btable][atrb=cellspacing,10,bTable][atrb=valign,top][atrb=border,0,bTable][atrb=bgcolor,252525][atrb=width,350][atrb=style,padding:10px; color:dedede;][style=font-size:14px; letter-spacing: 3px; border-bottom: dotted 1px white;]backstory[/style] ❧ Your name is NATE GRANPE and this isn’t how you expected your life to turn out. When you were younger you thought that you were going to be a MOB BOSS. You were as slick as they came, which explains the SLICKED BACK HAIR that is hiding a small BALD SPOT. But you guess now is not the time to go over your APPEARANCE. For a while you actually tried to make it in the CRIME WORLD. You didn’t do too badly, really, and even made a bit of a NAME FOR YOURSELF. Now, when you need SUPPLIES, you can get them for considerably less. Wait, what supplies? Oh, you forgot to mention. You are quite FORGETFUL as of late, so it’s not much of a surprise. You’ve started genetically engineering plants to be a little more DANGEROUS. (If you had any idea what your SON was doing in the BASEMENT you’d be very proud of him. Alas, you just think he’s playing ONE MAN D&D. ) The main reason you turned to science was because the CRIME RING is no place for a YOUNG BOY. Science was the go to option so you could STAY INVOLVED but not ENDANGER LIVES. Luckily, it turned out that you had QUITE A KNACK for it and you’ve been making STUPIDLY AWESOME STUFF ever since. [style=font-size:14px; letter-spacing: 3px; border-bottom: dotted 1px white;]home[/style] ❧ You live on a farm with no animals. When you left your DREAM LIFE to take care of the CHILD THE METORS ‘BLESSED’ YOU WITH you decided it would be best to put as much space between him and them as possible. Not to mention that you’ve got your hands on a large amount of QUESTIONABLE MATERIAL that you’d like to keep secret. There’s also the fact that if any of your RAGING PLANT MONSTERS got loose they’d BRING HELL TO ALL THEY ENCOUNTERED and that would be bad. You don’t care if your son cleans his room or not because you never go in there. Your own room is keep IMMACULATELY CLEAN, partly because if it wasn’t chemical could mix and make your WHOLE HOUSE EXPLODE which would also be bad. While you and your son RARELY TALK there seems to be an UNSPOKEN AGREEMENT; he gets the basement, you get the attic. You use your space for STORING MEMROBILIA OF A PAST LIFE, and you DON’T CARE what he uses his space for. Your kitchen is FAIRLY NORMAL, save for the lack of a sink. In your early days of experimenting you made a DISH CLEANIFICATOR which rests just beside the rubbish bin. You ASSUME that your son knows about this, but you do make a lot of WRONG ASSUMTIONS, even if you’d NEVER ADMIT IT. [style=font-size:14px; letter-spacing: 3px; border-bottom: dotted 1px white;]typing style[/style] ❧ You still talk pretty slick, y‘see? You like think that you‘re just as sly, cunnin‘ and intelligent as you always were, understand? You seem near unable to end your words with a ‘y‘ or a ‘g‘ - with exceptions -, and you almost always turn things into questions because you need to know: do you understand? When things turn serious though you can get a little bit - I can‘t believe it - erratic and jump about - I just saw a dog with whizz past - and you find it hard to stay on one point - the sky‘s red the sky‘s red - but you‘ll try your hardest, won‘t you? You have a often repeat yourself because you just don‘t remember sayin‘ it earlier. Did you mention that you like to seem just as sly as you always did? You also sometimes try‘n talk things up with pseudo-science words that you know mean nothin‘, just to mess with people. [style=font-size:14px; letter-spacing: 3px; border-bottom: dotted 1px white;]symbol[/style] ❧ One of his eyes was lost in the early days of genetically engineering plants; one spit a poison into his eye that caused it to dissolve. It was lucky he had an anti-venom - and just as lucky that merging snake DNA and plant DNA caused little to no change in the poison - on hand. He could build himself a new robotic eye if he really wanted to but, honestly, he thinks the eyepatch looks cooler. He‘s had a snake embroidered on it, a reminder to himself that experiments do go wrong… and to keep an eye out for the enemy‘s you don‘t expect. [style=font-size:14px; letter-spacing: 3px; border-bottom: dotted 1px white;]fetch modus[/style] ❧ Boxes When he places captchalogues something it goes into a box. To find what he’s looking for he has to name which box he wants something from, then he has to explain what the thing in the box is. If he’s wrong then whatever was in the box is violently ejected at his face. This doesn’t work very well for him, considering his memory. [style=font-size:14px; letter-spacing: 3px; border-bottom: dotted 1px white;]powers & skills[/style] ❧ He‘s a hell of a shot with a laser, but it’s almost always set to ‘stun’. He doesn’t really like the idea of killing people - or mutated plant creatures - just because he can. If they get in his way, however, he won’t mind as much. ❧ Mutations are a totally doable thing, as are electronic upgrades. He can’t do much from scratch, but once he’s got a starting point he can make things happen. He’s also quite good at repairing things and reverse engineering things. ❧ When he really tries he can be quite convincing. If he’s trying to woo someone it will be by being nice to them and giving them genetically altered flowers. If he’s trying to sell to someone he may threaten those who the potential buyer holds dear. He’s not too picky about his methods and will, sometimes, switch tactics halfway. [style=font-size:14px; letter-spacing: 3px; border-bottom: dotted 1px white;]quest[/style] ❧ He doesn‘t really know what to do. As long as his kid is in the game and safe he‘s done what a parent should, right? He might hover for a while, trying to work out if anyone needs any help, but after that he might try experiments on some of the consorts. After all, who wouldn‘t want a spit-bubble-making yellow crocodile?

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[ThreeAM]

ACCEPTED !

Welcome to the beta!

I thought Jade was really his face-claim.

Sometimes I'm not too bright.

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