Post by jacknoir on Apr 13, 2012 23:53:46 GMT -6
[style=font-size:45px; font-family: wire one; letter-spacing: -1; color: B9FC6F; border-bottom: 1px white dotted; width: 500px;]JACK NOIR, surreptitiousSepulchre[/style]
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| [atrb=width,500,bTable][atrb=style,margin-top:-8px,btable][atrb=cellspacing,10,bTable][atrb=valign,top][atrb=border,0,bTable][atrb=bgcolor,252525][atrb=width,350][atrb=style,padding:10px; color:dedede;][style=font-size:14px; letter-spacing: 3px; border-bottom: dotted 1px white;]backstory[/style] ❧ Since time immemorial Jack Noir has suffered as the chief handler of the great and glorious paperwork of the kingdom of Derse. That is to say, he's dealt with INSUFFERABLE BULLSHIT, and he's QUITE SICK OF IT. Actually, Jack is, and always has been, quite sick of everything. He loathes his job, which consists of filing tedious cabinet garbage so that no one can ever look at it again. He loathes his Queen, who is just a bitch with a really annoying laugh with that fucking SMUG SMIRK ON HER THRONE and he hates his King because seriously fuck that guy. The only solace in his tedium is delegating more bullshit out to his underlings. Also, delegating regiswords, because seriously, the King? Fuck that guy. The Queen? Fuck her too. [style=font-size:14px; letter-spacing: 3px; border-bottom: dotted 1px white;]home[/style] ❧ Jack dwells in an office space in a high Dersite tower, complete with three FENESTRATED PLANES that allow him to view the activities of the various kids, and the Dersite kingdom. He usually does this to take his mind off of anger at his job so he can go be angry at something else. [style=font-size:14px; letter-spacing: 3px; border-bottom: dotted 1px white;]typing style[/style] ❧ Jack types in a very precise, truncated style. His sentences are often brief, direct, and to the point. Almost as though he really doesn't want to spend any time communicating with anyone. Or he's sick to death of typeface. MAYBE EVEN BOTH He uses generally perfect grammar, but he never capitalizes anyone's name other than his own, should he use it. He'll often use italics when he's particularly pissed off, or if he's laying down a particularly vicious insut, which is nigh-constantly. here's an example SS: Yes. Get the knife. SS: Now stab the queen. SS: Who am I? SS: My name is Jack Noir. SS: Useless peon. [style=font-size:14px; letter-spacing: 3px; border-bottom: dotted 1px white;]symbol[/style] ♠ Jack's symbol is a black spade. It's rather. Slick. [style=font-size:14px; letter-spacing: 3px; border-bottom: dotted 1px white;]fetch modus[/style] ❧ Jack doesn't have a fetch modus; he has an inventory that allows him to carry five weapons and one item. [style=font-size:14px; letter-spacing: 3px; border-bottom: dotted 1px white;]powers & skills[/style] ❧ Jack is highly proficient in the art of stabbing, stabbing as greeting, stabbing as farewell, stabbing as dinner conversation, and stabbing as Tragic Plot Point. ❧ Jack also exhibits a high level of competence in theaters of political intrigue, personal manipulation, and general malevolence. He's quite good at forging deals, which might be surprising given his hatred (or at the very least resentment) of nearly everything walking on two legs. He is quite intelligent, capable of planning and plotting with the best of them, and possesses an ironclad will forged in the firest of purest loathing. [style=font-size:14px; letter-spacing: 3px; border-bottom: dotted 1px white;]quest[/style] ❧ kill the Queen. Kill the King. Kill ALL the things. | [atrb=width,150][atrb=valign,top][atrb=bgcolor,B9FC6F][atrb=style,color:252525; padding: 8px;][style=font-size:14px; letter-spacing: 3px; border-bottom: dotted 1px #252525;]positive[/style] ❧ determined ❧ deliberate ❧ competent ❧ excellent deal-broker ❧ ambitious ❧ pragmatic [style=font-size:14px; letter-spacing: 3px; border-bottom: dotted 1px #252525;]negative[/style] ❧ self-centered ❧ hates nearly everything ❧ shirks responsability to pursue his own ends ❧ bores easily ❧ unreasonable ❧ destructive in every sense of the word [style=font-size:14px; letter-spacing: 3px; border-bottom: dotted 1px #252525;]interests[/style] ❧ plotting against the things he hates [/style]❧ destroying the things he hates ❧ he enjoys the odd hat, but he is stupidly particular about it ❧ the black queen, but only because he hates her so much ❧ STABBING |
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