WHAT DID YOU DO [alex]

[anguis]

NA: That iss abssolutely the worsst thing I have ever heard.
NA: You're awful.
NA: I can't decide if you're a hatesslut or jusst a terrible persson.
NA: Leading ssomeone on like that.
NA: He'ss clearly looking for a blackrom with you.
NA: Everything'ss there on hiss sside.
NA: The rivalry.
NA: The threatening.
NA: The hate.
NA: He doessn't even have the sstrange issssuess with gender that many of you humanss have.
NA: He actually lookss pretty experienced.
NA: Maybe not in proper blackrom.
NA: But he wouldn't be dissappointing I'm ssure.
NA: And you're jusst.
NA: Awful!
NA: Oh gog now I'm even ussing sshout poless.
NA: I never usse sshout poless.
NA: You ssee what you do to me?
NA: Unrequited black feelingss are jusst terrible for everyone.

[alexander]

ZA: I am pretty sure he doesn't want a blackrom with me.
ZA: Nor does he even understand what blackrom is.
ZA: Plus he has a thing for Lexi.
ZA: Another one of our players.
ZA: Only she publicly rejected and humiliated him.
ZA: By way of blog.
ZA: It's actually funny to watch.
ZA: And I am not a hateslut.
ZA: They just hate me naturally.
ZA: Not my fault.
ZA: And what I do to you?
ZA: What do I do to you?

[anguis]

NA: I'm ssorry.
NA: Are you the quadrant expert here?
NA: No.
NA: No you are not.
NA: Sso sshut up.
NA: You don't have to know what blackrom iss to experience it.
NA: You don't have to undersstand it either.
NA: I didn't undersstand it when I firsst sstarted feeling black for the clownbitch.
NA: And I don't think even a whole lot of trollss completely undersstand it.
NA: Oh.
NA: He doessn't have any luck doess he.
NA: It'ss hard to feel bad for him though.
NA: Regardlessss.
NA: You do awful thingss to me.
NA: I never get thiss upsset with any of the trollss.
NA: And I get warm.
NA: I hate being warm.
NA: Warmth ssuckss.
NA: And I'm sstill pretty ssure you're a hatesslut.

[alexander]

ZA: I'm sure he doesn't.
ZA: I thiink he just wants me dead.
ZA: And I do awful things?
ZA: I haven't made you cry in a while, I think.
ZA: Oh wait, I make you warm?
ZA: How is this a bad thing?
ZA: But really?
ZA: Like.
ZA: Warm and fluffy or something?

[anguis]

NA: I'm pretty ssure I'm right.
NA: I'm going back on hiss timeline right now.
NA: It kind of lookss like he hass thiss tendency to initiate ssloppy makeoutss with the people he'ss fighting.
NA: Alwayss the maless though.
NA: It doessn't look like he fightss femaless.
NA: Interessting.
NA: I cried when you made me watch the Aragorn human reject the Eowyn human.
NA: It was terrible.
NA: Warmth makes me ssick.
NA: Literally ssick.
NA: Physsically ill.
NA: I guessss.
NA: Actually yeah that'ss pretty accurate.
NA: Motherfucking sshenaniganss if you assk me.
NA: It'ss jusst plain uncomfortable.

[alexander]

ZA: Strange.
ZA: I was not aware I could inspire such feelings.
ZA: Interesting to know though, I suppose.
ZA: And of course Aragorn rejected her.
ZA: Eowyn loved what he did.
ZA: Not who he was.
zA: It was Strider that she loved.
ZA: Not Aragorn.
ZA: She loved the ranger.
ZA: Not the king.

[anguis]

NA: Well yeah.
NA: You're a huge fucking asssshole.
NA: It'ss enough to make anyone uncomfortable.
NA: That is complete and utter mussclebeasstsshit.
NA: Sshe loved him for the man he wass and the man he became.
NA: And he jusst turned around and kicked her heart out the window.
NA: Jusst sshat all over her flusshcrussh.
NA: Got her hopess up and tore them back down.
NA: Ripped her to sshredss.
NA: And have exactly zero fuckss.

[alexander]

ZA: She had no idea who he was.
ZA: She knew he was old.
ZA: And that he was Dunedain.
ZA: And his name.
ZA: But that was it.
ZA: She didn't know he was Isildur's heir.
ZA: And only somewhat knew about Arwen.
ZA: She loved the enigma that he represented.
ZA: As a ranger and one of the Dunedain.

[anguis]

NA: But.
NA: That didn't even matter.
NA: He wass a great man with a sstrong initiative.
NA: He wass amazing really.
NA: Beautiful and sstrong and jusst incredibly pitiable in every way.
NA: Sshe loved him for it.
NA: And he didn't even give her a chance.

[alexander]

ZA: You.
ZA: You're really stacking on the compliments about him.
ZA: Quadrant question.
ZA: Doesn't flushed stuff depend on pity?
ZA: Or am I just reading a little too far into this?

[anguis]

NA: Pity iss a big thing yeah.
NA: It alsso hass to do with sstrong feelingss of affection mixed with ssexual attraction.
NA: It'ss ssometimess jusst ass violent ass kissmessissitudess though.
NA: It dependss on the matesspritss.
NA: I'm a fucking expert okay.
NA: What doess it even matter.
NA: The point iss.
NA: I'm right.
NA: Eowyn wass wronged and her sstory iss beautifully tragic.
NA: And that'ss really all there iss to ssay on the matter.

[alexander]

ZA: Right.
ZA: I'll just pretend.
ZA: That you don't totally have an obvious thing for Aragorn.
ZA: Though really, I do applaud it.
ZA: Legolas gets way too much attention.
ZA: The elf's fanbase is bigger than the population of Canada.
ZA: It's ridiculous.

[anguis]

NA: What.
NA: No.
NA: He'ss attractive for a human.
NA: Don't get me wrong.
NA: I jusst.
NA: Really emphassize with Eowyn that'ss all.
NA: Beautiful and tragic.

[alexander]

ZA: Sure.
ZA: Whatever you say.
ZA: But you know what.
ZA: I'll bite.
ZA: How exactly are you tragic?

[anguis]

NA: Gog.
NA: Jusst becausse I feel for her doessn't mean I'm talking about mysself.
NA: Like I'm actually that sself-centered.
NA: Okay I am actually that sself-centered.
NA: But that doessn't have anything to do with anything.
NA: Wait.
NA: Um.
NA: I.
NA: I could be reading thiss completely wrong.
NA: And I'm ssorry if thingss are really awkward now becausse I read that completely wrong.
NA: But.
NA: You think.
NA: I'm beautiful?
NA: And.
NA: How do you even know what I look like?