WHAT DID YOU DO [alex]

[anguis]

-- neuroticAnapsida [NA] began trolling zeusAmmon [ZA] at ??:?? --

NA: Never in my entire fucking life did I ever think I wass going to be a fairy god troll to ssuch a fucking imbecile.
NA: The impss are radioactive.
NA: Can you tell me why that iss?
NA: Can you tell me what.
NA: The ever-loving fuck.
NA: You did?

[alexander]

ZA: Venn prototyped my fucking sister is what he did.
ZA: I recognize this shit from anywhere.
ZA: Those imps are spiking just like her.
ZA: The green is reminiscent of her too.
ZA: This is a fucking disaster.
ZA: Do you want to know why I don't have normal strifes with her?
ZA: Because I can never do anything.
ZA: She can be anywhere she wants to be at any time.
ZA: She is unbelievably powerful.
ZA: And sometimes I get the feeling she knows things she really shouldn't.
ZA: This is a disaster.
ZA: I am doing fucking nothing for damage.

[anguis]

NA: Oh.
NA: Sshit.
NA: Ssorry.
NA: I guessss I kind of jumped to conclussionss there.
NA: Sshit thiss iss bad.
NA: Thiss iss actually really fucking bad.
NA: You need to asscend.
NA: God Tier.
NA: Ass ssoon ass you can.

[alexander]

ZA: What about the others?
ZA: How are they going to handle this?
ZA: On the bright side, I can at least rub this in Caegar's face.
ZA: Or something.
ZA: I'd bet my left arm that you guys prototyped nothing nowhere near Cory's level.
ZA: Which, by the way, I believe I am about to become the moirail/friend ever.
ZA: By murdering Venn the moment I see him.
ZA: So will God Tier be enough here?

[anguis]

NA: I am literally giving zero sshitss about everyone elsse right now.
NA: You need to get your assss to your Quesst Bed.
NA: Now.
NA: Becausse if you get your assss handed to you trying to fight a battle you can't win then oh guessss what your friendss are even more sscrewed becausse they're down a really sstrong fucking player.
NA: I think it'll be enough.
NA: You are the Prince.
NA: Desstroyer classss.
NA: Beating the sshit out of thingss iss kind of your job.

[alexander]

ZA: If I didn't know any better.
ZA: I would say you seemed concerned for my well being.
ZA: D'aw.
ZA: That is actually kind of sweet.
ZA: So find my quest bed.
ZA: And stay my ass put.
ZA: That's the plan then?

[anguis]

NA: Sshut up.
NA: Jusst.
NA: Sshut up.
NA: Uh.
NA: Yeah I guessss.
NA: I mean.
NA: To asscend you kind of have to.
NA: Uh.
NA: Die.
NA: Which I know really kind of ssuckss becausse who wantss to face their own death right.
NA: But you have to do it.
NA: And you come right back.
NA: Ass a god.
NA: And you're practically immortal once you asscend.
NA: Sso unlessss you decide to pull ssome hero bullsshit or become an even bigger asssshole than you already are.
NA: You'll be fine.

[alexander]

ZA: Get to the quest bed and die then.
ZA: Alright.
ZA: I'll just set up an appointment for that.
ZA: One moment, if you please.
ZA: Sit back, you'll love this.

-- zeusAmmon [ZA] added antiHero AH to the conversation --

ZA: Hey Finn.
ZA: Your sister's a two bit drug-addled crack whore.
ZA: And I'm reporting Sean to the authorities after this is all over.
ZA: <3

[Finn Innigan]

AH: You must be suicidal, motherfucker.
AH: BECAUSE I AM GOING TO FUCKING EAT YOU ALIVE

-- antiHero [AH] left the conversation --

[anguis]

NA: Jeguss.
NA: That iss one angry human.
NA: Wait.
NA: Fuck.
NA: Alex.
NA: What the fuck are you even thinking?
NA: I'm looking at hiss timeline now.
NA: He'ss fucking brutal.
NA: He'ss not jusst going to sstab you and leave.
NA:
NA:
NA: I think that pretty much ssettless it.
NA: You're fucking inssane.
NA: And don't think I didn't notice that heart.
NA: I thought you hated him.
NA: Iss thiss ssome kind of weird human romancing I don't know about?

[alexander]

ZA: The heart is an ironic heart.
ZA: It works to further drive him up the wall.
ZA: Really, I'm not worried.
ZA: It's a Mind of Steel trick.
ZA: Whereas I can block out Caegar's fear thing with it.
ZA: I can also make it so I don't feel a thing.
ZA: Along with other tricks.
ZA: I know he's going to be brutal.
ZA: But he hates me quite possibly more than anything.
ZA: So when he finds out he propelled me into godhood.
ZA: Well it'd just drive him mad.

[anguis]

NA: Oh.
NA: Okay then.
NA: You sserioussly won't be able to feel anything?
NA: That'ss pretty cool.
NA: And alsso pretty cruel.
NA: The guy'ss probably gonna go batsshit if he hatess you that much.
NA: That iss.
NA: If the hate'ss platonic.
NA: You might have to take him down yoursself if it getss to that.
NA: Iss the hate platonic?
NA: Fuck.
NA: Thiss iss really interessting.
NA: Tell me about your relationsship with the Bard of Rage.

[alexander]

ZA: I.
ZA: Alright then?
ZA: He and I have hated each other.
ZA: Always.
ZA: No real reason as to why.
ZA: Just always have.
ZA: He's an idiot though.
ZA: Bear's kid.
ZA: Ran away from the guy to replace him with Sean.
ZA: To put it into perspective.
ZA: He basically ran away from his really strong lusus.
ZA: To go live with a new lusus.
ZA: That is court ordered to have his ass kicked.
ZA: Sean's an AWOL soldier.
ZA: He joined the military, was deployed and deserted.

[anguis]

NA: What.
NA: What.
NA: Why would anyone ever leave Bear.
NA: That poor man.
NA: Right not the point.
NA: You humanss are sstrange.
NA: Interessting though.
NA: Sso you've alwayss hated each other by default.
NA: I'm going to assssume that he'ss alwayss been angry and you've alwayss been a bit of an asssshole.
NA: Thesse dynamicss are fasscinating.
NA: It'ss like you're trying to enter a kissmessissitude but can't quite manage it.
NA: Like hiss dessire to kill you iss jusst a really good ausspisstice.
NA: Or a sshitty ausspisstice I guessss.
NA: Depending on how you look at thingss.
NA: You're alsso not threatened by him.
NA: Which jusst completely desstroyss the possssibility of a proper kissmessissitude.
NA: But you sstill taunt him.
NA: Like you want him to try.
NA: Are you interessted in a blackrom with the Finn human?

[alexander]

ZA: Not really no.
ZA: Maybe a rival.
ZA: But not blackrom.
ZA: Though as you said.
ZA: He's not very threatening.
ZA: I could understand a straight fight.
ZA: But he's not exactly the smartest person in the world.
ZA: Though it is really fun to just mess with him.