The Gospel of Mirth [Open Memo]

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whitefacedInquisitor [WI] has started a memo in Wicked Harshwhimsy

WI: v IN THE BEGINNING THERE WAS ALTERNIA v
WI: v And it was boring. v
WI: v All creatures knew their motherfucking place. v
WI: v The strong existed to serve the weak. v
WI: v And they called themselves highbloods. v

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WI: v None would step outside the bounds of the hemospectrum. v
WI: v God had willed it to be so v
WI: v AND IT WAS MOTHERFUCKING SO v
WI: v The colors were separate. v
WI: v This apartheid pleased God. v
WI: v And almost all the creatures off Alternia wanted nothing more than to please their maker. v
WI: v ALL BUT MOTHERFUCKING TWO v

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WI: v There were two indigo trolls who were not satisfied with God's mandate. v
WI: v THEY CHAFED UNDER THEIR SERVITUDE v
WI: v THEY WANTED JUSTICE v
WI: v THEY WANTED ALL THINGS EQUAL IN THIS WORLD v
WI: v And v
WI: v ABOVE MOTHERFUCKING ALL v
WI: v They were bored. v

[alexander]

-- zeusAmmon [ZA] posted to public memo--

ZA: And then God said.
ZA: "No, Caegar, you are the demons."
ZA: And then Caegar was a zombie.

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WI: v The two held court together. v
WI: v Their masters filled their halls. v
WI: v Hundreds of trolls. v
WI: v Each lower than the last. v
WI: v Arranged ever so motherfucking neatly. v
WI: v All lining up to steal their strength. v
WI: v ONE MOTHERFUCKING PIECE AT A TIME v

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WI: v The smiling one rose from his throne and spoke. v
WI: v "let all of you motherfuckers make your pleas at once" v
WI: v The wrathful one rose also and spoke. v
WI: v "OUR STRENGTH GOES TO THE LOUDEST OF YOU FUCKERS" v

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WI: v The screams of the lowblood filled the halls. v
WI: v Drowned out by their voices combined. v
WI: v "No LoNgEr WiLl We StAy SePaRaTe!" v

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WI: v They broke free of God's will. v
WI: v They found their own entertainment in the spray of blood on the walls. v
WI: v For the first time, crimson met brown. Brown met yellow. Yellow met green. Green met teal. Teal met blue. v
WI: v Six hundred hemos, all bleeding as equals. v
WI: v Their screams resounded into the heavens. v

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WI: v God heard the cries of his sycophants and descended upon the messiahs as they painted wicked pictures with his peoples' blood. v
WI: v Horrified, God raised his hand to smite the messiahs down. v
WI: v THE WRATHFUL ONE SEVERED IT AT THE MOTHERFUCKING WRIST v

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WI: v THE LORD STEPPED BACK v
WI: v THE MIRTHFUL MESSIAHS DID ADVANCE UPON HIM v
WI: v AND SPILLED THAT MOTHERFUCKER'S BLOOD ON THE WALLS v

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WI: v The messiahs remade the world any which way they motherfucking pleased. v
WI: v THEY CRUSHED THE BONES OF GOD AND SPREAD THE DUST ACROSS THE HEAVENS v
WI: v That was the birth of the stars, motherfuckers. v
WI: v THEY TURNED THE WORLD ALL UP ON ITS HEAD v
WI: v They cranked up the heat of the sun until no troll could handle it. v
WI: v They filled our heads with dreams of death and torture. v
WI: v Adults were made to murder children on sight. v
WI: v THE WEAK WERE MADE TO FEAR THE STRONG v
WI: v And they did teach us how to hate. v

[alexander]

-- atmoSphere [AS] responded to memo --

AS: SPAAAAAAAAACE.

[VEDANT ONETTE]

-- posthumousParadigm [PP] responded to memo --

PP: h0ly shit i cant ßelieve i am just finding this
PP: caeg
PP: i get y0ur religi0n shit
PP: ßut i just like realized that its what we are n0w
PP: 0n the fuckin mete0r and shit
PP: instead 0f y0u seein it as a ßad thing y0u sh0uld ße prayin t0 y0ur cult leaders
PP: all the ßl00ds y0
PP: 0r well a g00d p0rti0n 0f the spectrum
PP: all w0rkin t0gether f0r a c0mm0n g0al
PP: fuckin equal
PP: shit is true y0
PP: w0rk with me 0n this
PP: isnt this what y0ur messiah pe0ple w0uld want

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WI: v Wrong, motherfucker. v
WI: v DEAD MOTHERFUCKING WRONG v
WI: v All are made equal in death, motherfucker. v
WI: v TEN THOUSAND HEMOS v
WI: v BLEEDING AS EQUALS v
WI: v This whole game I've had to shirk my devotion. v
WI: v Otherwise you'd all be motherfucking dead. v

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PP: if that is true then why are we the alpha caeg
PP: what d0es it mean when we survived and everyß0dy else died
PP: 0r are y0u saying that the twelve 0f us perfectly set t0gether are w0rth n0 m0re than the rest 0f alternia
PP: ßecause that just s0unds ridicul0us
PP: death is n0thing
PP: v0id
PP: as empty as the skies 0utside 0f derse
PP: filled with 0nly c0smic m0nstr0sities and fake dreams
PP: that is n0t fair
PP: never m0ving f0rward ßut kn0wing that time is m0ving with0ut y0u
PP: caeg we are 0nly equal thr0ugh life
PP: death is what happens when we l0se equilißrium
PP: real m0therfuckin deal