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Post by reni on Jul 13, 2012 13:10:44 GMT -6
[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #282832; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 78afff; text-align: left;]eminentDilettante [ED] began pestering quibbledWhimsy [QW] at --:--
ED: hey doll
ED: i just woke up
ED: im afraid i overslept
ED: have you seen the news
ED: please tell me you arent playing your silly game what with a nationwide meteor crisis going on
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Post by whimsy on Jul 13, 2012 13:13:02 GMT -6
[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #666611; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 66DD11; text-align: left;]QW: Of course you did
QW: But uh
QW: The game sort of caused that meteor crisis
QW: Not sure how yet
QW: But
QW: Maybe you should wake up now
QW: And not get squished
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Post by reni on Jul 13, 2012 13:17:58 GMT -6
[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #282832; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 78afff; text-align: left;]ED: right
ED: and tomorrow once the meteor crisis is over the game will also end world hunger
ED: it will also cause california to split off of the continental united states and float out to sea
ED: im taking the apocalypse nicely cali
ED: im going to rewatch casablanca aka the best classic
ED: then probably move onto roman holiday
ED: instead of playing some game
ED: sound good to you doll
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Post by whimsy on Jul 13, 2012 13:19:49 GMT -6
[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #666611; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 66DD11; text-align: left;]QW: Really?
QW: The world is ending around you
QW: And you want to make jabs at me?
QW: Though
QW: Yes, the game will do those things
QW: By likely killing everyone
QW: So you know
QW: No one can be hungry
QW: And California will
QW: I don't know maybe the craters will cut it off?
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Post by reni on Jul 13, 2012 13:22:22 GMT -6
[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #282832; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 78afff; text-align: left;]ED: im making jabs at you because youre full of it conner
ED: so youre saying that the game will end the world
ED: a video game
ED: please excuse my infinite skepticism but it does seem a bit farfetched
ED: in any case how about you stop playing for a moment
ED: perhaps the meteors will freeze in place
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Post by whimsy on Jul 13, 2012 13:31:01 GMT -6
[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #666611; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 66DD11; text-align: left;]QW: Kind of hard
QW: Just saying
QW: This game is
QW: Well
QW: You know what
QW: I'm not even going to bother
QW: You won't believe me anyway
QW: So sure
QW: I'll stop playing
QW: Right now
QW: I'm just sitting here
QW: In a hotel room
QW: Near Ross
QW: And waiting for you to get squished.
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Post by reni on Jul 13, 2012 13:41:52 GMT -6
[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #282832; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 78afff; text-align: left;]ED: a hotel room with ross
ED: and here i thought you were the most prudish person i knew
ED: or did you two play scrabble and leave it at blushing awkwardness
ED: regardless its rather rude that youre waiting for my so called imminent demise
ED: i thought we were friends doll
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Post by whimsy on Jul 13, 2012 13:50:45 GMT -6
[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #666611; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 66DD11; text-align: left;]QW: What?
QW: No
QW: Not that
QW: What?
QW: Agh
QW: We just talked
QW: Very important talk
QW: His room happens to be a hotel room
QW: That's all
QW: And play the game
QW: And you won't die
QW: It's that simple
QW: So don't
QW: Agh
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Post by reni on Jul 13, 2012 13:55:18 GMT -6
[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #282832; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 78afff; text-align: left;]ED: so not only did you go to a hotel room with ross
ED: but its his room
ED: and you two just talked
ED: cali please just admit your feelings its painfully obvious already and ive never considered you and ross before
ED: well in order to play this mystical game ill need my disks
ED: and im not sure where they are
ED: will they arrive by carrier pigeon
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Post by whimsy on Jul 13, 2012 13:58:19 GMT -6
[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #666611; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 66DD11; text-align: left;]QW: There's nothing between Ross and me
QW: We seriously just talked
QW: Ocia's the one I'm dating
QW: I guess
QW: I mean we went on one date
QW: Oh God why did I tell you that?
QW: Get your discs
QW: I don't know where they are
QW: I downloaded a digital release
QW: So I never had to fuss with discs.
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Post by reni on Jul 13, 2012 14:07:01 GMT -6
[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #282832; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 78afff; text-align: left;]ED: youre dating ocia
ED: you picked ocia over ross
ED: gosh you really are a prude
ED: what did ross want to hold hands without disinfecting first
ED: you are aware you very likely friendzoned him
ED: ill ask my guardian for my disk in a bit
ED: you people are being very impatient about this game
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Post by whimsy on Jul 13, 2012 14:12:50 GMT -6
[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #666611; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 66DD11; text-align: left;]QW: I know
QW: I know I did that
QW: And I feel horrible
QW: So thanks for poking an open wound
QW: Just get your discs
QW: All of our lives depend on it I think
QW: Not that it matters
QW: You'll get the pleasure of seeing me killed soon enough
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Post by reni on Jul 13, 2012 14:15:01 GMT -6
[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #282832; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 78afff; text-align: left;]ED: aww poor doll
ED: im sorry you make poor decisions
ED: if this game is as important as you insist it is
ED: please try to get your feelings in check
ED: ill get the disks
ED: just be patient
ED: i havent even stretched yet and im talking to four people at once
ED: one of which claims to be an alien
ED: so im assuming its alexs psuedonym
ED: furthermore why again are you going to die
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Post by whimsy on Jul 13, 2012 14:17:21 GMT -6
[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #666611; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 66DD11; text-align: left;]QW: Ocia's going to stab me
QW: Also
QW: Not that my word is worth anything with you
QW: But the aliens are real
QW: And they are aliens
QW: And chances are
QW: They're being rude to you
QW: That seems to be their standard approach
QW: Then again
QW: Maybe they just know what they're getting into
QW: By talking to you.
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Post by reni on Jul 13, 2012 14:23:26 GMT -6
[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #282832; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 78afff; text-align: left;]ED: your newly acquired boyfriend is going to stab you
ED: you dont think thats at all indicative of an abusive relationship
ED: im saying this as a friend doll
ED: get out of there
ED: hes not being rude
ED: but he did say how dumb you are
ED: im not joking
ED: something hooligan said you are and i quote
ED: an 1DIOT WEIRDO
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