SA: FIND NEW VICT3M (RENI)

[solarapothecary]

-- solarApothecary [SA] disguised as pugnaciousHooligan [PH] began trolling eminentDilettante [ED] at 04:13 --

PH: HEY
PH: UH

[reni]

[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #282832; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 78afff; text-align: left;]ED: thats a way to start a conversation stranger
ED: who are you

[solarapothecary]

PH: WELL
PH: I W4S GOING TO TRY M4KE YOU M1SERABLE FOR BEING 4 HUM4N
PH: BEC4US3 YOUR TE4MM4TES 4RE 4LIENFUCKING 4SSH4TS
PH: BUT I 4SSUME THE METEOR SHOWER OUT YOUR WINDOW IS DOING TH4T FOR YOU
PH: 4ND IT SEEMS LIKE YOUR NOT LIKE TH4T 1DIOT WEIRDO C4LI HUM4N

[reni]

[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #282832; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 78afff; text-align: left;]ED: okay
ED: yes cali is rather dull but dont hold that against her she cant help it poor thing
ED: now who are you

[solarapothecary]

PH: 4N 4LIEN
PH: KIND OF
PH: POSITIONED IN YOUR KUIP3R BELT
PH: W4TCHING THIS 4LL GO DOWN
PH: WITH MY F4NCY 4LIEN T3LESCOPE
PH: WITH 4 BOX OF TISSUES BEC4USE IM CRYING

[reni]

[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #282832; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 78afff; text-align: left;]ED: ok
ED: barring the impossibility of that
ED: ill play along
ED: oh no feared alien
ED: why are you crying

[solarapothecary]

PH: YOUR RIGHT
PH: I W4S LYING 4BOUT THE TELESCOPE TH1NG
PH: IM IN 4NOTHER R34LITY 4LTOGETHER
PH: BUT NOT THE CRYING
PH: IM SORRY
PH: BEING 4NT4GONISTIC C4N BE VERY DIFFICULT 4FTER 4 WHILE
PH: I THINK 1 M4DE ONE OF YOUR FRI3NDS CRY 4ND I F3EL TERRIBLE 4BOUT IT

[reni]

[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #282832; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 78afff; text-align: left;]ED: so youre an alien in an alternate dimension
ED: who is trying too hard
ED: listen alex will you stop this i have some important business to attend to regarding this game

[solarapothecary]

PH: WH4T
PH: DOTDOTD0T
PH: WH4T M4KES YOU THINK 1M 4LEX
PH: HE IS BUSY GETTING HIS 4DORABLE 4SS KICKED BY R4DIO4CTIVE GODIMPS
PH: IM ONE OF THE 4LIENS HE PROB4BLY MIGHT H4VE MENTIONED

[reni]

[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #282832; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 78afff; text-align: left;]ED: ok so either youre one of my boneheaded acquaintances
ED: or youre actually an alien
ED: hmm
ED: something i know exists
ED: or something i know does not exist
ED: now thats a real difficult choice there alex
ED: give me a good reason not to block you

[solarapothecary]

PH: 0K4Y
PH: LETS TRY THIS
PH: 4SKE M 4 QUESTION YOU KNOW 4LEX KNOWS THE 4NSWER TO
PH: *ME

[reni]

[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #282832; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 78afff; text-align: left;]ED: who is the most intelligent creative and attractive person in the world

[solarapothecary]

PH: TROLL JOHNNY D3PP
PH: I ME4N JOHNNY DEPP

[reni]

[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #282832; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 78afff; text-align: left;]ED: alex wouldve said himself
ED: consider me convinced
ED: also why the troll
ED: hes just johnny depp

[solarapothecary]

PH: OH PLE4SE
PH: I WILL NOT EXPLA4IN TO YOU THE SUBTLE D1FFERENC3S 4ND NU4NCES BETWEEN THE TWO BESIDES THE OBV1OUS
PH: AND INSTE4D SAY
PH: I CRE4TED YOUR UNIVERS3
PH: SO OF COURSE THERE IS 4 HUM4N VERSION 0F TROLL JOHNNY DEPP