Debating life from god's perspective [LOFORA]

[slayer]

-- scorpiusImperial [SI] began trolling barbaryShaman [BS]--
SI: Good evening BS!
SI: BS?
SI: Lofora, I know you're online.
SI: Stop ignoring me!

[lofora]

BS: ✯ yy∞ whhaat hheeyy.
BS: ✯ myy b ii waas juust spaaciing ∞uut.
BS: ✯ s∞meethhiing hhaardc∞ree naawmsaayyiin?
BS: ✯ aanyywaayy uuhh yyeeaahh suup.

[slayer]

SI: Sorry, I got excited.
SI: No one on my chumproll has been on in weeks.
SI: Granted most of them are dead, but still it's kind of rude.
SI: Anyway.
SI: I heard, vaguely mind you, about a game.
SI: Please tell me you're playing.
SI: I need someone to hang out with during.
SI: And you and Baltyr are the only ones that don't run off shrieking at the sight of me.
SI: Not that you've ever seen me.

[lofora]

BS: ✯ waaiit whhaat gaamee.
BS: ✯ ii hhaavee n∞ iideeaa whhaat yy∞uu'ree taalkiing aab∞uut.
BS: ✯ ∞hh waaiit.
BS: ✯ yyees ii d∞.
BS: ✯ sgruub riighht?

[slayer]

SI: That's the female barkbeast!
SI: Sgrub, pretty sure that's what I heard.
SI: Apparently everyone we know is playing.
SI: Or, most of the people we know.
SI: Because everyone else is going to somesting.
SI: I didn't really pay attention to that part.
SI: For the most part it seems like there's going to be a team of lowbloods versus a team of highbloods.

[lofora]

[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #ffffff; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 6a006a; text-align: left;]BS: ✯ duudeer ii baareelyy kn∞w aanyyb∞dyy.
BS: ✯ weell liikee ii meeaan ii d∞ eexceept liikee ii d∞n't kn∞w thheem kn∞w thheem naawmsaayyiin?
BS: ✯ t∞ s∞mee deegreeee ff∞r thhee m∞st paart.
BS: ✯ aals∞ ffuuck thhaat thhaat's maad ∞p.
BS: ✯ l∞wbl∞∞ds vs hhiighhbl∞∞ds iis stuupiid.

[slayer]

SI: Well it's not like I'm a social sting either.
SI: I haven't actually been more than a few nautical miles from my hive in months.
SI: But yeah, I agree.
SI: It's not like I have any lowblood friends.
SI: But they have those fucking powers.
SI: I want that shit at my back, you know?
SI: But no, the closest we get to powers is fucking Caegar.
SI: Because she's the life of the goddamn party.

[lofora]

[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #ffffff; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 6a006a; text-align: left;]BS: ✯ ∞hh ii geet ∞uut aall thhee tiimee ff∞r c∞nceerts aand viieewiings aand suuchh.
BS: ✯ g∞ttaa staayy cuultuuraallyy siigniiffiicaant, naawmsaayyiin?
BS: ✯ naaw chhiill ∞uut duudeer l∞wbl∞∞ds caan bee liikee uus t∞∞, juust g∞ttaa bee chhiill.
BS: ✯ yy∞ caaeegaar iisn't s∞ baad.
BS: ✯ giivee hheer aa breeaak duudeer, reeaal taalk. 8)

[slayer]

SI: Don't get me wrong.
SI: I don't hate her.
SI: It's like, she just...
SI: Let me put it this way, I'm a fangbeast and Caegar is a school of ripperfish.
SI: Whereas I can fuck up just about anysting, and am very good at that.
SI: Caegar is just this overwhelming force of fucking your shit up.
SI: You know what I mean?
SI: I'll hurt you, but Caegar? She'll ruin you forever.

[lofora]

[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #ffffff; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 6a006a; text-align: left;]BS: ✯ ii guueess ii juust d∞n't geet thhaat iimpreessii∞n ∞r s∞meethhiing.
BS: ✯ ii thhiink ∞ncee ii geet t∞ kn∞w hheer, iiff ii geet t∞ kn∞w hheer, shhee'll bee aalriighht.
BS: ✯ ii meeaan ii d∞n't ffeeeel iintiimiidaateed byy yy∞uu s∞ ii d∞n't c∞nsiideer yy∞uu aanyy s∞rt ∞ff ffaangbeeaast.
BS: ✯ s∞ maayybee caaeegaar's thhee ffaangbeeaast hheeree.
BS: ✯ aand siincee yy∞uu aalreeaadyy saaiid yy∞uu'ree aa ffaangbeest aand ii'm c∞∞l wiithh yy∞uu thheen ii'm c∞∞l wiithh
BS: ✯ ii liiteeraallyy juust l∞st thhaat thh∞uughht. 8(

[slayer]

SI: I just get the feeling that.
SI: While Caegar and I SHOULD be able to get along.
SI: And be epic bros.
SI: We will not. I don't even know why.
SI: Also, that's totally fine.
SI: I am extremely impressed that you've managed to hold onto the current topic for this long.
SI: Congratulations.

[lofora]

[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #ffffff; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 6a006a; text-align: left;]BS: ✯ eehh ii duunn∞ ii ffeeeel liikee mee aand caaeegaar c∞uuld geet aal∞ng. 8)
BS: ✯ thhaank yy∞uu btw. 8)
BS: ✯ iit ffeeeels g∞∞d s∞meetiimees.

[slayer]

SI: Well, this troll disease called friendship is an act of give and take.
SI: It is my sworn duty to provide you with moral support.
SI: Or criticism.
SI: Or a smack upside the head, when needed.
SI: Anyway, back to the game talk.
SI: I'm kind of excited.
SI: Apparently it's like an immersive reality sting?
SI: So, there's going to be so many enemies to murder.
SI: Fun fun fun.

[lofora]

[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #ffffff; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 6a006a; text-align: left;]BS: ✯ m∞iiraalleegiieencee liighht baasiicaallyy.
BS: ✯ cuuz ii d∞n't ffeeeel paalee ff∞r aanyyb∞dyy riighht n∞w.
BS: ✯ ∞r aanyythhiing eespeeciiaallyy str∞ng aactuuaallyy buut nbd.
BS: ✯ yyeeaahh iidk ii hhaaveen't hheeaard aanyythhiing aab∞uut thhee gaamee.
BS: ✯ ii preettyy muuchh hheeaard thhee tiitlee aand hheeaard thhaat eeveeryy∞nee's g∞nnaa plaayy iit s∞ ii waas aall "∞k leegg∞".

[slayer]

SI: I, uh, guess?
SI: I don't do the moirail sting at all.
SI: I am completely satisfied with just having one quadrant so spectacularly filled.
SI: Anyway, basically, we're gonna be able to kill lots of shit.
SI: We'll probably end up meeting up in the game.
SI: Not that we couldn't do that now.
SI: I could fucking trip off of my viewport and into yours.
SI: Because we are so close.
SI: But I wont.