Debating life from god's perspective [LOFORA]

[lofora]

[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #ffffff; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 6a006a; text-align: left;]BS: ✯ aaw thhaat's kiindaa saad.
BS: ✯ buut iit's c∞∞l ii hhaavee n∞nee ffiilleed nbd.
BS: ✯ kiilliing thhiing n∞teed.
BS: ✯ g∞nnaa swiing s∞mee caactii aar∞uund liikee aa b∞ss naawmsaayyiin? 8)
BS: ✯ uuhh ∞k.
BS: ✯ ii'm juust chhiilliin tbhh ii meeaan iiff yy∞uu eeveer waant t∞.
BS: ✯ jeellyydaad steeppeed ∞uut ff∞r aa whhiilee.

[slayer]

SI: Oh.
SI: Your specibus.
SI: It's a cactus, right. I remember now.
SI: The reason we don't hang out.
SI: Your lusus may be out.
SI: But mine is currently coiled around my hive.
SI: I suppose I could activate the cannons and shoo(t) him away.
SI: But that would be rude.
SI: And rude is a sting I am not.

[lofora]

[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #ffffff; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 6a006a; text-align: left;]BS: ✯ maang ii d∞n't geet thhee caactuus hhaatee.
BS: ✯ whhaat's uup wiithh thhaat?
BS: ✯ iit's n∞t liikee thheeyy'ree g∞nnaa aattaack yy∞uu thheemseelvees. 8(

[slayer]

SI: You know how the giant spined pricklefish looks exactly like a normal cactus?
SI: Until you get close, at which point it detonates an outer layer of flesh, sending the sharpest, tiniest spines into your face and eyes?
SI: No, you don't.
SI: Do you know why that is?
SI: Because I made the fuckers extinct after the sixth face full of spikes!

[lofora]

[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #ffffff; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 6a006a; text-align: left;]BS: ✯ s∞ thheen yy∞uu kn∞w thhaat thheeyy d∞n't eexiist aanyym∞ree.
BS: ✯ aand w∞n't eexpl∞dee iin yy∞uur ffaacee.
BS: ✯ siimplee duudeer. 8(

[slayer]

SI: I refuse to become a statistic!
SI: You can never be too careful when it comes to shit that can hurt you.
SI: Plus, one of those fuckers blinded my matesprit, you know that.
SI: I think that's grounds enough to warrant killing everysting that even looks like one of those bastards.

[lofora]

[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #ffffff; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 6a006a; text-align: left;]BS: ✯ ii diidn't kn∞w whhaat.
BS: ✯ buut aals∞ ii d∞n't thhiink iit's aa vaaliid thhiing t∞ bee scaareed ∞ff caactii beecaauusee thheeyy caan't hhuurt yy∞uu uunleess s∞mee∞nee maakees thheem. 8(
BS: ✯ s∞ juust chhiill duudeer.
BS: ✯ wee'ree c∞∞l s∞ yy∞uu aand thhee caactii shh∞uuld bee t∞∞. 8)

[slayer]

SI: Lofora.
SI: We are "chill" because I'm fairly certain that you couldn't work up the will to attack me.
SI: Even if you wanted.
SI: It is in the non-threat that you represent to me that I derive some comfort.
SI: I do look forward to meeting you.
SI: Just don't get on the wrong side of my scythe.

[lofora]

[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #ffffff; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 6a006a; text-align: left;]BS: ✯ daamn duudeer.
BS: ✯ eengaagee thhee griimdaark.
BS: ✯ ff∞r reeaal thh∞uughh. 8(

[slayer]

SI: Sorry.
SI: I just.
SI: Like for people to know where they stand with me.
SI: It's an heir sting.
SI: Relax, when I am emperor I will see to it that my friends have everysting they ever wished for.
SI: All of it and more.

[lofora]

[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #ffffff; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 6a006a; text-align: left;]BS: ✯ uuhh.
BS: ✯ ∞hh riighht.
BS: ✯ ∞k t∞tees.
BS: ✯ whhaateevs.
BS: ✯ ii preettyy muuchh hhaavee aall ii waant aalreeaadyy.
BS: ✯ ii guueess thhaat c∞mees wiithh beeiing aa seeaadweelleer ∞r s∞mee shhiit, naawmsaayyiin. 8)

[slayer]

SI: You don't...
SI: Want MORE?
SI: I could literally give you, or anyone, anysting.
SI: Literally.
SI: Because everysting will belong to me at that point.
SI: But seriously, like whatever.
SI: I just have to wait for the emperor to expire.
SI: Because I sure as shell can't kill him.
SI: Nor would I want to.
SI: He is such a nice guy.

[lofora]

[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #ffffff; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 6a006a; text-align: left;]BS: ✯ n∞ n∞t reeaallyy.
BS: ✯ liikee ii d∞n't eeveen kn∞w whhaat m∞ree ii c∞uuld waant, naawmsaayyiin?
BS: ✯ ii duunn∞ ii'm juust aall g∞∞d wiithh whhaat ii g∞t.
BS: ✯ reeaal taalk.
BS: ✯ ii'vee neeveer meet hhiim.
BS: ✯ whhaat's hhee liikee?

[slayer]

SI: Well.
SI: Like me?
SI: Or, rather, I'm like him?
SI: He's kind of intimidating, but cool at the same time.
SI: He doesn't mind lowbloods all that much.
SI: For the same reason I don't.
SI: Also because one apparently saved his life when he was in the process of killing the previous emperor.
SI: I don't know the whole story.
SI: Just what I've read in the books.
SI: I'm probably his biggest fan.
SI: Oh god this is akward. I'm just...fanboying all over.

[lofora]

[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #ffffff; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 6a006a; text-align: left;]BS: ✯ yyeeaahh.
BS: ✯ yyeeaahh yy∞uu aaree.
BS: ✯ buut ii d∞n't ffeeeel aawkwaard s∞ iit's n∞ biig deeaal.
BS: ✯ liikee ii reec∞gniizee aawkwaard siituuaatii∞ns iit's juust ii d∞n't ffeeeel aawkwaard.
BS: ✯ s∞ n∞ biig. 8)