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Post by pol on Jul 10, 2012 18:24:05 GMT -6
waxingProlix [WP] began trolling hepticHeartbreak [HH] at --:--
WP: Hey, at risk of subjecting myself to dreadful judgment and/or an immensely gauche situation, and at the more assured risk of aggravating you, would it be tolerable of me to ask what you're doing?
WP: I'm not prying, I swear. I'm at a COMPLETE loss as to what to do now, much like most of the remaining and equally hapless losers I know? And not to indulge you in half-assed flattery, as that is not my intent at all, but you astoundingly seem competent enough to know what you're doing most of the time. Sorta. In a way.
WP: So what are you doing?
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Post by veraxe on Jul 10, 2012 18:29:21 GMT -6
-- hepticHeartbreak [HH] replied to waxingProlix [WP] at ??:?? --
HH: Amused answer: At the moment I am enjoying one of the many exciting adventures of that BADDEST OF BADASSASSINS, Troll James Bond.
HH: Wry affirmation: And I assure you, I am not only competent some of the time, but astoundingly competent all of the time.
HH: Bemused inquiry: What's prompted this discussion, then? |
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Post by pol on Jul 10, 2012 18:44:01 GMT -6
WP: Excuse me for saying so, but partakin in the notorious cinematic endeavors of everyone's favorite badassassin
WP: doesn't particularly strike me as
WP: knowing what to do
WP: in this situation.
WP: Don't be too bemused, the condescension really wears on me. I want to be acquainted with the exact extent of our collective inevitable doom at this rate, which entails becoming well aware of what every member of this party is choosing to do with their time? Not that I'm takin a position of LEADERSHIP or GUIDANCE or whatever. Just curious
WP: as to
WP: like
WP: how absolutely SCREWED we all are.
WP: Well, at least we're all having some degree of fun with this spare time. That's neat.
WP: Have you had the displeasure of speaking with any insipid human kids yet?
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Post by veraxe on Jul 10, 2012 19:05:13 GMT -6
HH: Sarcastically ashamed: You're so right! I should clearly be deploying my valuable assassination skills.
HH: Dry opine: I doubt there is a useful outlet for my particular skillset at the moment.
HH: Pessimistic appraisal: Right now, there isn't much we can do, unless you can pilot this asteroid back home and back through time.
HH: Frank response: I haven't spoken with the humans.
HH: Reluctant admittance: Though sooner or later I may have to.
HH: Eager elaboration: I'm unsure if I have gathered all of the Human James Bond films, you see. |
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Post by pol on Jul 10, 2012 19:55:05 GMT -6
WP: Yes, well, I can see how a frenzied murderspree would be excessively contrary to any progress right now, which is fantastic. And I mean fantastic in that we all have the impulse control to adhere to the fact. Shit fills me with pride.
WP: Some of the others seem to think that prattlin with these aliens is our one means of productivity, and our one chance at resolving this colossal cosmic conundrum. I wasn't so sure, on account of the fact that they were the origin of this intergalactic issue to begin with. So I wanted to know what everyone else thought about it, I spose.
WP: But if your primary concern and drive for openin up the forum with human scumsacks is the Human James Bond films, which is certainly no cause for shock, then I take it from your astoundingly competent opinions that they're not that significant after all.
WP: Dare I ask, how are the Human James Bond films? Grossly inferior? So awful that they're vaguely amusing? Lofora had me listen to some of their music as well.
WP: It was
WP: questionable.
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Post by veraxe on Jul 11, 2012 16:14:16 GMT -6
HH: Brusque dismissal: I hardly see how chatting with a bunch of aliens will change our current predicament.
HH: Disinterested observation: I'm hardly convinced our current predicament is their fault, anyhow.
HH: Calculating specificity: We hardly have rock-solid evidence to base their absolute upending of our universe on.
HH: Eager elaboration: Oh, Human James Bond films are actually quite excellent, despite the weird skin colours, lack of horns, and bizarrely exclusive male-female relationships depicted.
HH: Open admiration: Human James Bond is very nearly as adept as Troll James Bond, and many of his incarnations are nearly as attractive.
HH: Atypical opinion: I am particularly fond of Human Timothy Dalton. |
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