Preparation [Alex]

[alexander]

ZA: I suppose it's settled then.
ZA: If you trust Ocia, then let him do what he has to.
ZA: If things go wrong, I'll just intervene.
ZA: And fix everything.
ZA: As for your excitement.
ZA: It's an adrenaline thing.
ZA: Much like some men, upon killing someone, get what has been called.
ZA: Kill boners.

[whimsy]

[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #666611; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 66DD11; text-align: left;]QW: No, you can't intervene.
QW: Ocia's afraid that everyone will think he's the bad guy
QW: You need to stop that from happening
QW: I don't believe he's the bad guy
QW: Wait
QW: What
QW: No
QW: Not that kind of excitement!
QW: I mean
QW: No!
QW: Like butterflies!
QW: Like the night before Christmas!
QW: That kind!

[alexander]

ZA: If you ascend, he won't be seen as the bad guy.
ZA: Cali.
ZA: It is a natural process of the body.
ZA: You are simply having the female equivalent.
ZA: Of an impending death boner.
ZA: It is nothing to be ashamed of.
ZA: It's why there is an asphyxiation fetish.
ZA: You literally become aroused as you suffocate.

[whimsy]

[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #666611; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 66DD11; text-align: left;]QW: Ew!
QW: Alex!
QW: Stop!
QW: That is disturbing and gross!
QW: I don't want to talk about
QW: Those
QW: Things
QW: Or
QW: The female equivalent
QW: Particularly not with you!
QW: No offense
QW: I mean I wouldn't want to with Venn either
QW: Or Lexi
QW: Or Finn in particular
QW: I just
QW: Don't even.

[alexander]

ZA: Welcome to my world, Cali.
ZA: This is what I go through.
ZA: You see.
ZA: I don't strife with Cory.
ZA: Instead, she just does stuff like this.
ZA: She once offered to help me with this.
ZA: Pointing out that animals are okay as well.
ZA: I did not need to know that.
ZA: But perhaps a picture explaining the process would help?
ZA: goo.gl/8WOPP
ZA: I hope that helps.

[whimsy]

[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #666611; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 66DD11; text-align: left;]QW: Wow
QW: That is
QW: Illuminating
QW: I never knew Nic Cage could be so
QW: Sagely
QW: But seriously
QW: Stop
QW: I never got this chat from my dad
QW: He manrushed a kernelsprite
QW: But in his stead
QW: If anyone has to give me 'the talk'
QW: I'd rather it not be one of my friends.

[alexander]

ZA: I could contact Cory.
ZA: She's very open about it.
ZA: Even if she finds animals an acceptable substitute.
ZA: She is also very experienced with these sort of things.
ZA: As most of what she told me is from personal experience.
ZA: Yes, that is another thing I would have preferred not to know.

[whimsy]

[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #666611; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 66DD11; text-align: left;]QW: That sounds horrible and unpleasant
QW: So please do not
QW: I don't need to talk to anyone about it
QW: Because I don't have a kill thingie
QW: Seriously
QW: Do you get those like Christmas time?
QW: Is that a guy thing?
QW: That must be so awkward
QW: I'm sorry
QW: For what you have to go through.

[alexander]

ZA: Yes.
ZA: Suddenly strifing with your guardian.
ZA: Whom you know will always defeat you.
ZA: Doesn't seem so bad now, does it?
ZA: And I really don't get boners in general.
ZA: I'm not a very sexually active person.
ZA: The idea of sex simply doesn't interest me.
ZA: Not like it does others.

[whimsy]

[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #666611; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 66DD11; text-align: left;]QW: Well that's
QW: Disturbing information
QW: Please
QW: Can we change the topic here?
QW: Like to anything?
QW: Seriously pick a topic
QW: Just one that doesn't involve
QW: Those
QW: And we can talk that instead

[alexander]

ZA: As you wish.
ZA: We shall change the subject.
ZA: From my sexuality.
ZA: Back to boners.

[whimsy]

[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #666611; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 66DD11; text-align: left;]QW: What no!
QW: I meant changing the subject away
QW: From those
QW: I specifically said
QW: Though I didn't
QW: But please
QW: Anything else
QW: But sex
QW: Like no sex
QW: None
QW: There we go.
QW: Let's talk about nuns.

[alexander]

ZA: Nuns, despite popular belief, are not just Christianity.
ZA: They are in other religions as well.
ZA: Such as Buddhism.
ZA: They are most commonly seen in long robes called habits.
ZA: However, this is incorrect.
ZA: Nuns don't really wear them anymore.
ZA: They have also taken vows.
ZA: A vow of poverty, to refrain from wealth.
ZA: A vow of obedience, to refrain from rebellion.
ZA: And a vow of chastity, to refrain from sex.

[whimsy]

[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #666611; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 66DD11; text-align: left;]QW: Much better.
QW: It's like turning on a whale song CD.
QW: Except one track is terrible.
QW: So you skip it.
QW: And then let yourself got lost in the noise
QW: You don't need to pay attention
QW: You just let it happen.

[alexander]

ZA: Nuns were also a hot bed for "witches" back during the dark ages.
ZA: Though few were ever burned at the stake.
ZA: Really, the Salem witch trials are where that became popular.
ZA: They were usually drowned.
ZA: Or hanged.
ZA: In fact, there were male witches too.
ZA: And more often than not, you became a pariah, rather than died.
ZA: Jeanne was a rare exception.
ZA: Though when they did burn, they made sure it hurt.
ZA: They did nothing to speed things up.
ZA: They just lit you on fire.
ZA: And just let it work from there.