Preparation [Alex]

[whimsy]

[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #666611; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 66DD11; text-align: left;]QW: Okay now I'm curious
QW: Just where you're going to go with this
QW: Or is that it?
QW: Because that might work on Lexi
QW: Or Lela
QW: But I'm not the type of girl to get squeamish
QW: Because you're talking about people burning
QW: I watched Kick-Ass
QW: I watched Nic Cage die a fiery and agonizing death!

[alexander]

ZA: What makes it squeamish is what you could get convicted for.
ZA: Of course, there was the usual heresy and such.
ZA: There was also proclaiming to have visions.
ZA: There was also unmarried sex.
ZA: That was a spitfire issue.
ZA: As well as embarrassing people.
ZA: As most anything could get you taken away.
ZA: As being openly sexual was heavily looked down upon during those ages.
ZA: Despite it being the other way around during the time of Greece.
ZA: With the Sacred Band.
ZA: A group of warriors paired up with their adolescent gay lover.
ZA: Or the Epic of Gilgamesh.
ZA: Where Gilgamesh had sex with his best friend Enkidu in his dreams.
ZA: Who was in the form of an axe.
ZA: Here if a woman gave a man a boner in public.
ZA: She could be carted off.
ZA: It was fairly terrible.

[whimsy]

[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #666611; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 66DD11; text-align: left;]QW: You
QW: Somehow
QW: Managed
QW: To bring nuns
QW: To sex.
QW: I applaud
QW: clap.wav
QW: Okay
QW: Let's try
QW: I don't know
QW: Cooking.
QW: Let's move on to cooking.

[alexander]

ZA: That sounds like a challenge.
ZA: If that is a challenge, then I accept.
ZA: There is a fetish for such a thing.
ZA: It's called voraphilia.
ZA: It's being sexually aroused by eating.
ZA: or watching others eat.
ZA: Or being eaten yourself.
ZA: There's no real explanation as to where it originated.
ZA: Nor do we really know why people enjoy such things.

[whimsy]

[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #666611; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 66DD11; text-align: left;]QW: How much time have you spent on Wikipedia?
QW: Seriously
QW: Now you're doing this to spite me
QW: I should just stop talking
QW: I will be silent.
QW: And not suggest any topic.
QW: Just silence.
QW: And see what you have.
QW: Because
QW: I'm sure your mind is deranged enough to know it.

[alexander]

ZA: Oh I have my reasons for doing this.
ZA: Spiting you however, is not one of them.
ZA: And it actually isn't Wikipedia that I got this all from.
ZA: And being totally silent is well.
ZA: Yes, there are things for that.

[whimsy]

[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #666611; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 66DD11; text-align: left;]QW: Oh yeah?
QW: What kind of reasons?
QW: Because I don't see much purpose behind this discussion.
QW: We've literally just been talking about
QW: Well
QW: Sex, I guess.
QW: Either Cory's strange habits
QW: Your sexual preference
QW: Or how nuns can be sexy
QW: You won't believe how hot my cheeks are right now
QW: I don't think I have enough blood in my body to maintain it
QW: So if I pass out
QW: It's your fault.

[alexander]

ZA: I'm sure you have enough blood.
ZA: Your blood is simply flowing.
ZA: You aren't really losing any.
ZA: Plus if you fainted.
ZA: I am sure you would be fine.
ZA: Someone would wake you up.
ZA: I'll admit, I'm not as good at this as Cory.
ZA: I should bring her in.
ZA: She'd help.

[whimsy]

[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #666611; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 66DD11; text-align: left;]QW: Help with what?
QW: Wait don't answer that
QW: Don't bring Cory in
QW: Don't . . . continue that train of thought you're currently entertaining.
QW: Just stop.
QW: And.
QW: How did we get here anyway?
QW: To this point in the conversation?
QW: Seriously what?

[alexander]

ZA: Magic really.
ZA: Now, I do believe that you have someone you need to talk to, yes?
ZA: Now you can talk to them.
ZA: As you are.

[whimsy]

[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #666611; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 66DD11; text-align: left;]QW: What?
QW: No seriously
QW: I can't even remember why we started this train of thought
QW: You want me to talk to Cory?

[alexander]

ZA: If you wish.
ZA: When she isn't talking about her sexual endeavors.
ZA: She is a very pleasant person to speak with.
ZA: Just keep her from straying into it.

[whimsy]

[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #666611; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 66DD11; text-align: left;]QW: I know what she's like
QW: We're friends.
QW: She's visited me a few times
QW: Helped me with my garden every now and then
QW: But why were we talking about her sexual endeavors?
QW: There's a lot of conversation to backtrack through here.

[alexander]

ZA: Are you sure you really want to backtrack?
ZA: Read through all of that?
ZA: Did I mention Calisprite?
ZA: I'm sure that seeing as she has your handle.
ZA: She should also have access to all your chat logs.
ZA: Including this one.

[whimsy]

[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #666611; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 66DD11; text-align: left;]QW: Logs are saved on computers
QW: Not by handle.
QW: Most of my old logs are back in my treehouse
QW: Actually
QW: I really don't know how it works
QW: Since she uses my handle simultaneously.
QW: But the logs are saved per computer
QW: I know that much.