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Post by ross on Jul 4, 2012 13:43:41 GMT -6
AA: It's nothing special. Just a freezer full of dead strippers.
AA: Or is it?
AA: /equally suggestive smile eyebrow wiggle
AA: I might be fine.
AA: But what about my sister? |
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Post by venndiegram on Jul 4, 2012 13:47:19 GMT -6
VC: that's a
VC: good quest!on
VC: !'m l!ke 95% conf!dent that adoptodad !s around here
VC: somewhere
VC: ! hear him busy!ng about try!ng to be a good parent so !'m pretty sure he's around
VC: so ! th!nk !f your s!s !s at your home when the meteors h!t
VC: she'll be good
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Post by ross on Jul 4, 2012 16:35:31 GMT -6
AA: Oh. That's good to hear.
AA: I'm glad all your people are safe.
AA: Over there on cryptid island.
AA: Anyway, I'm pretty sure there's some kind of bro rule here that compels me to ask:
AA: Have you and Cory hit the home run yet? |
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Post by venndiegram on Jul 4, 2012 16:57:11 GMT -6
VC: yep we're all safe 'n' sound!
VC: and by 'we' ! mean 'me and dad'
VC: and cory !f she's around ! guess
VC: 'h!t the home run'?
VC: ross ! am afra!d
VC: ! do not qu!te get your term!nology
VC: ! would never str!ke cory
VC: NEVER ! SAY
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Post by ross on Jul 4, 2012 17:02:08 GMT -6
AA: You know what I'm asking.
AA: Porked. Banged. Done it. The beast with two backs. Shaved the monkey. Wet the sailor. Stormed the beach.
AA: Verbed the noun. |
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Post by venndiegram on Jul 4, 2012 17:06:31 GMT -6
VC: OH
VC: my goodness ! CANNOT BEL!EVE
VC: YOU WOULD SUGGEST SOMETH!NG SO
VC: LEWD
VC: AND
VC: LASC!V!OUS
VC: and as !t happens, no =P
VC: ! mean ! hope th!s doesn't sound too we!rd
VC: or make me seem
VC: ! don't know, unmascul!ne
VC: !f that's even a word
VC: but that sorta stuff never really occurs to me
VC: ! mean ! guess !f cory just went 'hey plow me !nto the next paleontolog!cal era'
VC: !'d probably be on board
VC: but !'d just rather k!nda be around her and talk to her and stuff
VC: w!th the occas!onal makeout
VC: wh!ch ! adm!t ! do rather enjoy
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Post by ross on Jul 4, 2012 17:11:50 GMT -6
AA: You can't blame me for wanting to live vicariously through you.
AA: Now excuse me while I de-fog my monocle and untwirl my moustache.
AA: Things just got way too hot and heavy for me to handle.
AA: Really, though, I can respect that.
AA: Everybody's different.
AA: Are they at least hot makeouts? |
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Post by venndiegram on Jul 4, 2012 17:29:49 GMT -6
VC: haha thanks
VC: somet!mes ! feel l!ke
VC: every now and aga!n
VC: !'m just k!nd of a l!ttle b!t to the left of what's normal
VC: l!ke ! confess
VC: there are not many 16-year-olds whose foremost concern !s the potent!ally fradulent cla!ms !n 'to a further understand!ng of crypt!c folklore'
VC: (by the way, ser!ously, they COMPLETELY m!sread ch!nese folklore! ! mean you can't just read !t as the fuck!ng BROTHERS GR!MM W!TH FUNNY SYMBOLS oops sorry gett!ng carr!ed away)
VC: but then aga!n !'m pretty content as !t !s
VC: and ! don't th!nk cory m!nds
VC: wh!ch ! suppose !s the most !mportant th!ng w!th respect to these matters
VC: and accord!ng to her
VC: they are except!onally hot makeouts
VC: ! mean ! don't really have a po!nt of reference
VC: they're blow!n' my m!nd away
VC: but that m!ght just be due to the nature of makeouts !n general
VC: and the fact that, let's face !t
VC: cory !s outrageously attract!ve
VC: ! mean
VC: p!nk !s suddenly my color
VC: oh wow now ! sound l!ke !'m h!tt!ng on you
VC: c'mon bro you get your p!nk on and !'ll get my UNSPEAKABLY LAME MAKEOUTS ON
VC: bahahahahaha ! cannot stop the laughs
VC: clearly ! am br!ng!ng them w!th FULL FORCE
VC: ALL ABORD THE SS AMAZ!NG COMEDY
VC: WE'RE AT RAMM!NG SPEED GENTS
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Post by ross on Jul 4, 2012 17:40:10 GMT -6
AA: I know exactly how that feels, man.
AA: At least you're with someone who gets what it's like.
AA: I don't think you could handle my brand of makeouts.
AA: My makeouts are at another level entirely.
AA: (The bottom one.) |
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Post by venndiegram on Jul 4, 2012 17:44:24 GMT -6
VC: aw man don't say that ross
VC: !'m sure your makeouts are l!ke
VC: of the h!ghest cal!bre
VC: the uppermost rung of the makeout ladder
VC: the roof!ng t!les of the home of the makeouts
VC: the prow mast and stern of the good sh!p makeout
VC: !'m sure one day you're gonna s!dle on up to some unexpect!ng lady
VC: and deploy the FULL BORE OF YOUR OVERWHELM!NGLY DASH!NG CHARMS
VC: and w!th the W!T V!M AND V!GOR OF JAMES BOND H!MSELF
VC: !n!t!ate makeouts l!ke a freshman !n college
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Post by ross on Jul 4, 2012 17:46:26 GMT -6
AA: Yeah, I somehow doubt that.
AA: I'm not exactly beating them off with a stick here. |
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Post by venndiegram on Jul 4, 2012 17:48:53 GMT -6
VC: well ! can hardly talk
VC: but maybe you need to get out more!
VC: ! mean you're an awesome person ross
VC: !f you want to share that w!th someone, you should!
VC: !'m sure that the second some foxy dame really gets to know you
VC: the real you
VC: she'll be ABSOLUTELY SM!TTEN
VC: ! GUARANTEE !T
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Post by ross on Jul 4, 2012 17:56:33 GMT -6
AA: Yeah, well, I doubt it.
AA: I don't think I could be so cruel as to inflict myself on anyone romantically. |
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Post by venndiegram on Jul 4, 2012 17:58:01 GMT -6
VC: no but ! could be
VC: and you do NOT want me play!ng matchmaker for you
VC: !'ll hook you up w!th a veloc!raptor skeleton
VC: so help me ness!e ! w!ll do !t
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Post by ross on Jul 4, 2012 18:31:17 GMT -6
AA: Oh my God.
AA: No. Hell no.
AA: I don't need any kind of hook up.
AA: I can't handle two crushes. |
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